This is my pathetic attempt at getting into the Christmas spirit, rewriting Christmas songs… its half working, I guess. Heres my latest one…
Medli the Rito
Medli the Rito
Was a girl who looked like a bird
With a ponytail
And a big fat beak
That wouldn't stop till she was heard
Medli the Rito
Was annoying as could be
Cause she worried so
And cared way too much
Bout what happened to Komali
There must have been some caffeine in
That old gold harp she played
Because now when she talks to you
She will not stop if you stay
Oh Medli the Rito
Learned to talk to old Valoo
But now when you see
There is no Medli
People ask you 'Medli Who?"
Flappety flap flap flappety flap flap
Look at Medli go
Flappety flap flap flappety flap flap
She flies mighty slow
Flappety flap flap flappety flap flap
Look at Medli fly
Flappety flap flap flappety flap flap
Oh no! She fell out of the sky!
Medli the Rito
Knew it was her time to leave
So she left the place
Of familiar faces
Told Komali not to greave
Down to the temple
With her gold harp on her back
Where she sat inside
And tried not to cry
When Link left her in the black
Prince Komali missed her did he
When she left him all alone
He wished technology existed so
He could call her on the phone
Oh Medli the Rito
Knew she would be back later
But all she could do
Was hope that Valoo
Did not turn into a traitor
There, FINALLY FINISHED! Holy… that took a long time…
Well, sing it out loud and see how it sounds! See ya till the next carol comes out!