. Well I'm not going to bother with excuses. hands out rocks. I did this for my other stories, for every one who reviews- gets a rock and get to throw it at me, and this is for not updating in so long.

Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh

Note: It's short and corney :P

The End?

Beep Beep Beep Beep, came the noisy alarm reading 6.00am.

Bakura moaned, scratching his head and slowly sat up looking at the dark room around him. He smiled as he saw the tiny creature curled up in a ball on the Tomb robber's feet breathing slowly.

"Wakie Wakie Hot Dogs!" Bakura said shaking the dog roughly until he jerked awake.

"Today is the day of days! The day where you find a foxy lady and get her pregnant!"

Bakura practically jumped out of bed, with Hot Dogs in his hands and into the bathroom. Placing the dog down, Bakura walked to the shower and thumbed with the taps, turning the water on.

Bakura then turned to the innocent looking dog on the floor.

"Hot Dogs, because you are my friend I shall give you a lesson on women, from the love master over here. "

The dog barked

"Yes I am gay! BUT Ryou's is pretty much a female any way!"

"I heard that!" came a reply from outside the bathroom.

The former Tomb robber jerked

"BUT I LOVE HIM OH SO VERY MUCH AND HE MAKES THE BEESSSTTTTT URR CAKES AND I LOVE HIM…" he said in a very mechanic tone.

Removing the last bit of clothing Bakura walked into the shower leaving the door open.

"You coming in or not?" came a yell.

Hot Dogs ran into the shower after his master as the Tomb robber closed the shower door.

Inside Shower

Bakura looked down at the drenched dog and laughed.

"Hot Dog you look like a drenched dog all wet like that!" he said laughing

The dog just sat there staring at its owner.

"You know what Hot Dogs, I've only known you for a couple of days, but you're the best friend any Tomb robber could ask for!"

Bakura was about to say another comment, when suddenly Ryou said something into mind link that made Bakura turn even paler than he was.

/Kura... The Police and Animal Control are here… They want you to bring Hot Dogs to the lounge room/

/It was the Pharaoh I sware.. I have nothing to do with that…... WHAT/

Ryou spoke calmly

/Kura, just bring the dog, they are threatening to knock down the door if they have to/

/Let them knock down the fucking door. They aren't coming near me or Hot Dog/

Bakura decided to ignore the other threats Ryou had to say and soon enough there was a loud bang. The door was on the floor and 3 men came in.

"MR BAKURA! THIS IS SARGENT PETERSON! GET OUT OF THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW!"

Bakura rolled his eyes, turned off the taps and walked out of the shower, standing in front of the men naked.

"Mr Bakura, I am Sargent Peterson from Domino Police"

He pointed to the man next to him

"This is my partner Bryan…

Bakura interrupted

"Oh you're gay too? Congratulations"

He then pointed to another men dressed in brown

"And this is Sam from the Domino Pound; we have to seriously talk to you about you and your pet"

Bakura who at the time was still standing naked in front of the men and looked in the shower seeing the drenched dog in front of him

"Stay" he whispered.

He then turned his attention to the three men

"What dog? I don't own any dog" he asked confused

Sargent Peterson took off his hat and massaged his temple.

"Mr Bakura, I don't have time for your games, get the dog and meet us three in the lounge room please"

Bakura shrugged

"Ok fine, but don't expect me to bring a dog because I don't have one!"

The sergeant looked at the other two men who slowly exited the room. Suddenly he ran up to the tomb robber and threw him against the tiled wall, holding his arm under Bakura's chin.

"That wasn't a question Mr Bakura, I said to get your dog and get out here now" he said coldly.

Bakura looked at the cop right in the eye and spoke…

"I don't have a dog. And even if I did. I wouldn't let some one like you take him away"

The cop laughed. His orange beard against the tomb robber's chin.

"Some one like me?" he asked coldly "You have 10 seconds to get a towel on, get that dog, and meet us in the lounge or your dog wont be the only one taken away"

Peterson let Bakura go who sighed and gave the cop the finger as he walked out. His attention then turned to the dog who sat there obediently.

"Just stay there Hot Dogs" Bakura whispered grabbing a towel and walking out.

Bakrua sat next to Ryou, on the couch looking at the three men on the opposite side of the room, drinking tea Ryou had made.

"Mr Bakura, you have only completed one part of my instructions. I said to come here with the dog….

Bakura sighed

"I tell you once; I don't understand you police, I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DOG!"

Sam- the pound guy got up and walked around

"Here doggie, doggie, doggie, doggie" he said walking around with a dog treat in his hand.

Bakura's grip tightened on the towel as nerves got the better of him.

/Stay Hot Dog, just stay/ he thought to himself.

Sam disappeared leaving the two police. Sargent Peterson spoke

"Mr Bakura do you know WHY we are here today?"

Bakura shrugged

"Bakura you have broken over 7 laws on your dog. In other words, you are either using your dog inappropriately or treating your pet badly… Animal Cruelty"

"Read them out" he said rolling his eyes

Bryan got out a piece of paper and put on some glasses.

"Number 1: Buying a pet from an illegal pet store"

Ryou spoke up this time

"Wait that's not fair! How are we meant to know of the store was illegal?"

Bryan ignored this

"Number 2: Putting your pet in danger with explosives and or fire"

Bakura's mind travelled to the time where Bakura was trying to get Hot Dog to go through the hoop of fire.

"Number 3: Trying to take a pet into the Aquarium after being warned several times"

"Number 4: Using children to break the law and steal"

"Number 5: Using stolen property"

"Number 6: Failing to stop for Police when they asked you to"

And

"Number 7: Trying to teach your dog to attack a specific individual"

Bakura stared at Ryan who put the paper down. Soon after, Sam was back with a little creature wrapped in a towel and in his arms.

"Look what I found in the shower" he said smiling sitting down.

Bakura flinched as Peterson smiled.

"Well Mr Bakura, is there anything else you would like to say before we take your dog away"

Bakura got up and stared at the three men.

/Shit/ He thought to himself

Suddenly the pale angel sitting next to him smiled as his words of wisdom went into the thief's mind and out his mouth.

"Here you are taking MY dog away. Where you have people all over the world slaving THEIR animals away day after day, not feeding them, and not loving them. You have the nerve to come into MY house and tell me what I can and can't do with my dog! That's UN American! All I ever done was love Hot Dog and he…

"Wait hold on, you named your dog "Hot dog" asked Peterson

Bakura nodded

There was a snicker from the men.

Peterson got up

"Mr Bakura, you deserve to be in jail!"

Sam walked to Bakura and held Hot Dog out to him.

"You can say one last goodbye"

Bakura got the dog and held it close

"I don't know what I done wrong boy…. I though I read the manual right."

The dog looked at him

"Yes I know I can't read…smart ass"

The Tomb robber began to blink very quickly as looked at the dogs brown eyes.

Sam came and began to take the dog off Bakura who was struggling to give it back.

"Don't worry boy…ill get you back" he said sniffing

The men left with Hot Dogs barking whilst Bakura looked through the window of the house. One hand on the window Bakura didn't even understand what he had done wrong, let alone these guys taking the dog off him.

Ryou came and put a hand on his shoulder.

"Don't worry Kura, we will get you another pet"

Bakura looked at Ryou and brow eyes depressed.

"I don't want another pet. I want Hot Dogs" Bakura said walking up stairs and into his room.

As Bakura lye on his bed down at the floor he saw the collar with the name "Hot Dog" on it. The Tomb robber grabbed it and held it close.

"Don't worry Hot Dogs, I'm going to get you back. If it's the last thing I do"

Sargent Peterson, Bryan and Sam smiled as the dog yelped in the back.

"Man I can't believe Bakura fell for that! Just like that! He didn't even put up a fight!" said Sargent Peterson with a very different voice

Bryan and Sam smiled

"Oh this is soo sweet! Can you imagine Yami's face when he sees that we actually got the dog?"

DONE

OK that was a very….interesting coughcorney…..chapter. Who are these three dick heads? And will Bakura ever see his beloved Hot Dogs! Only way you know is if you

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