DISCLAIMER: Prince of Tennis is not mine.

ONE-SHOT:

Ryoma often wondered why he bothered staying in the relationship. In fact, more often than not, he wondered why he agreed to it in the first place. Love wasn't his first priority. It wasn't the second or the third in the long run. Anything from 1 to 20 was occupied by tennis, tennis and occasionally food and sleep. That was until they came along. Yes, they. The cupid made him fall in love with not one but four boys. Four very horny boys.

Tezuka Kunimitsu and Sanada Genichiro. Both as stoic as they came and then some. Both extremely strong. Both, as Ryoma found out, having a lot of pent-up sexual frustration, which isn't a good thing for Ryoma with the role of the ultimate uke.

Of course they were no match for their other two boyfriends, Fuji Syuusuke and Atobe Keigo. It wasn't a walk in the park for a guy with a boyfriend with a sadistic streak and another with an ego bigger than said guy. Oh and did he mention that they had a lot more pent-up sexual frustration than the other two?

Needless to say, Ryoma had, and still have, a lot of trouble keeping his boyfriends' hormones at bay. He couldn't have them having sex with him every waking minute of the day now could he? That, however, was not what was making him regret his decision right now.

Which brings us to the Echizen residence with the five boys and Ryoma's parents and cousin.

"So," Rinko started, "what you are saying is that Ryoma is dating all five of you?"

Syuusuke happily replied, "yes ma'am." There was silence in the living room. For once in his life, Echizen Nanjiroh was speechless.

It was time like these that Ryoma remembered exactly why he agreed to date the four walking hormones.

A few minutes passed before a laughter cut through the air. Nanjiroh was laughing so hard tears were falling. "Anata," Rinko chided while visibly trying to suppress a smile. Nanako just smiled and give her well wishes. When Nanjiroh finally stopped, Rinko followed Nanako's example. Everyone waited for Nanjiroh to speak.

When he finally did, Ryoma had to stop himself from strangling him.

Nanjiroh gave a perverted grin and said, "give me all the juicy details." Syuusuke just grinned away and told Ryoma's ero oyaji "all the juicy details" with Keigo occasionally commenting. The other two wisely kept quiet.

And it was time like these that Ryoma wonders which deity possessed him when he agreed to the relationship.

END