You know, you think of the strangest things when your science class is doing a test.


It was a dark, snowy night. Nobody was out, due to it being about –5°F. Well, almost nobody. There was one. He was tall and slim, and had long blackish green hair. Apparently he didn't mind the cold, because he hardly had any clothing at all. This one was called Envy. A sin. Now, Envy never experienced a holiday, and it was strange to him that almost every building had these flashing, colored lights. Since he wasn't one to care, he just shrugged it off.

Envy had just arrived at the Sin's hideout. It was totally silent as he walked in, and on top of that, it was dark. A shiver ran down his spine as the silence pressed on. Reaching a door, the one that led to the fenced in back, Envy pressed an ear to it. He could hear laughter, and that frightened him even more. When did a sin full heartedly laugh? As soon as he had opened the door, a snowball hit him square in the face.

"Dammit!" was Envy's muffled reply.

The snow slid off his face slowly, and the sight before him made him raise an eyebrow. The sins. All six, were having FUN. Envy's eye twitched slightly, and he pursed his lips. The six stopped having their 'fun', and looked up at Envy with questioning looks.

"Hey, Envy. Why don't you come on out so we can beat you senseless with snowballs? Or, are you too chicken to face me?" Greed mocked.

Oh, how Envy HATED Greed. He wanted him to go to hell. No. Not just go to hell. BURN in hell. Burn in hell slowly. Yeah, that sounded good…Envy was hit by six flying snowballs, and was thrown to the ground. Everybody fell to the ground, laughing.

When he got over the initial shock, Envy looked up. The sins all had smirks, and an evil gleam to their eyes. As they advanced, he backed up. Then came the war call.

"GET HIM!" cried Wrath.

The sins piled up on Envy, and before he knew it, he was buried neck deep in snow. Envy was BEYOND pissed now. He struggled and struggled, but to no avail.

"GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS DAMN SNOW!" yelled a very perturbed sin.

"Make us!" yelled the rest in unison.

So, it was like that for the rest of the night. Envy was stuck in the snow until the morning. Even though he couldn't feel the cold, his body was quite numb. The door to back swung open. Out came the torture force. They were all wearing white, green, or red. This made Envy freak. When did Greed ever wear happy colors?

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS, ENVY!" yelled the six in unison.

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Envy never forgot his first holiday. That day was torture for him. They made him wear Christmas like clothes. He had to sing, and Pride told him he sounded like a squealy schoolgirl. In other words, everything sucked. To this day, Envy despises Christmas, and is planning his revenge for next year.


See? Just because I'm a young teacher doesn't mean I can't have some fun! My Motto: Flames will be used to roast marshmallows!