Summary: Sasuke's a gay? What? His friends think he's a freaking gay! No way! Why are they thinking like that? Because, he doesn't even give a damn to girls who's been squealing and drooling over him. To take his reputation back from his friends, he pays the boyish pink haired girl, Sakura to be his girl friend as long as he wants. But…But what? Well… If they both fell in love… what'll happened?
Sasuke's a teen star model. And Sakura's a school boyish bully? Will love blossom in the air?
Maybe
Kinda
Not
really
Sure, why not?
SasuSaku
AU
Declaimer:
I
don't own Naruto. And, sorry for Ino fans out there! XD Ino in this
fic… is kinda… eerr… the bad girl. Lol… :D Enjoy!
WANTED:
Girl Friend
Chapter
One:
Bully
Bully, Meet, Meanie Meanie!
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Go out with me!"
"I love you!"
'Geez, go away,' the raven haired with onyx eyes teen tough while he walks away to his deadly fans crowd.
"Kiss me!"
"No kiss me!"
"I love you!"
'Who are this people? Why don't they disperse?' he asks him self while he walks straight to his car.
Beep Beep
He opened the door and went inside; slamming it after who entered didn't care to his dying lovers.
Mean while at Konoha High
PUNCH
BLAG!
Blood in the air
Another high school guy fell to his ass. His nose bridge is broken; his right eye is bleeding and has a large dark violet circle on it. He looked up to the punk who nearly passes him out. Wait up… a punk?
"Please don't kill me, Sakura-chan!" he begged to a pink haired girl who kept cracking his fingers.
Glare.
"That's what you get for picking on a girl, dweeb," she noted giving the guy another punch. "Will you do that again?"
"No! No! No! Please, spare me!" he begged bowing his head in front of her.
"Feh. For now I will. If I see you again picking on a girl I'll make your sorry life end. Got that?" she threatened.
"Yes, yes, yes! Please, just… uhg… sorry."
"Now go. Shoo. Scram." She said. The boy got to his feet and almost stumbled and ran. Sakura laughed a little and turn her back. "Are you okay, Hinata-chan?" she asked to her purple haired shy girl who's ready to cry. "Hush, don't cry. Neji-kun will surely kill me if he sees you cry, but I'll pound him first of course!" she said with a grin that made Hinata chuckled.
"You're really brave, Sakura-chan. I wish I can be like you," Hinata said while they both walk.
"Heh, you'll never know what'll come next," Sakura said. "C'mon, let's go eat. I bet TenTen-chan is angry. She's been babbling about lunch when I left her."
At the Uchiha Mansion
Sasuke's maid opened the front door for him. Their butler, Wakoyama, greeted him.
"Master Itachi awaits you in the library," he said while a maid took Sasuke's stuff. Sasuke just nodded and walk to the library.
CLACK
"Sasuke?" a voice is heard.
"What do you want now, Itachi?" he asked while he sits in the couch. Itachi was in front of the large window while smoking, he didn't even say a word. "Would you please make it fast? I have a schedule to follow you know?"
"Shut up. You're the reason why my schedule got messed up," Itachi complained, he rolled his eyes and sighed. "Mom wants you to study again," Itachi started while he puts his cigarette on an ash tray and looked at Sasuke. Sasuke didn't even reacted; his face looks like he didn't even heard a thing. "Aren't you going to say 'No way! I've got my job to do so fuck off, tell that to our mother fucking mom and—'"
"You're right. Tell that to her."
"You're acting childish again. Grow up, Sasuke."
"What's your problem? I'm good with home schooling so what?"
"Spell dog."
"Don't do that to me!"
"Okay, spell Mississippi?"
"Uhm… Misy…seeseapy?"
"Hell… You're even worst than I though!"
"Geez! Get off my back, Itachi. I don't need school."
"You will, starting tomorrow!"
"I WILL NEVER!"
"YOU WULL!"
"MAKE ME!"
The next day
Ding Dong Ding Ding
Sakura entered to her class room and found it empty. Well, most of the boys are inside, Hinata and TenTen too.
"Ohayo!" she greeted while the boys greeted back while blushing. "Ohayo, TenTen-chan, Hinata-chan."
"Ohayo, Sakura-chan," they both greet in unison.
"Like… Where's the others?" she asked while she scan the whole room. Yawning boys, laud mouthed, cool, playing with bugs, and some of them are doing some boy stuff.
"Hey, Sakura! Wanna arm wrestle with me?" a blonde fox boy exclaimed that made Sakura challenged.
"Feh! You'll lose again, suck-o!" Sakura exclaimed back.
"Haha! Oh yeah? Do it!"
"You're so on, Naruto" she growled while she shook her head slowly and walked toward Naruto's next chair. They both made their poses.
"Ready to lose, Haruno?"
"Ooh, you're gonna get it."
"Okay, one, two, three, go!"
"KYAAAAA!" they all heard some squeals and shrieks that made Sakura and the other people inside the room. Sakura's eye locked in the door where he saw HIM.
BLAG!
"Hah!" Naruto exclaimed. Sakura lose! Sakura looked down to her arm, she lost, not only that, she lose to Naruto! "Hahahaha! Sakura lost! EAT THAT YOU BIG BULLY!"
"You called me what, dobe?"
"Ahem!" they all looked at the door and saw Kakashi in front of their class mates and the new guy. Some sissy and prep girls giggled especially Ino's group who laughed at her with an annoying smirk. "Go back to your seats," Kakashi ordered walking toward in front.
Sakura went to her chair at the back, behind Naruto. She takes a good look at the new guy, she though she saw him some where.
"Okay, class. We have a new student in class. I know many of you know who he is but please. Uchiha, come up here please." Sasuke nodded and walked towards Kakashi from the door. "Introduce your self properly for the class and imagine that we're all friends here. Okay."
"Uh… call me what ever you want, I'm sure every body knows my name already, so—" Sakura raised her hand that made Sasuke raised an eye brow. "Yes?"
"Is it possible to call you Mr. Idiot?" she asked while she clapped her both palms.
"Mr. what? Sakura, honey, you don't know him?" Ino asked looking behind Sakura rolling her eyes.
"Well, duh. He didn't even bother saying his name! How could I know what to call him?" Sakura nagged sweetly that made Ino's eyes widen and mouth dropped a little.
"Okay! Now I'm reality. I forgot that you don't even give a crap about teen models."
"Models? Who?"
"I am. I'm Uchiha, Sasuke." He introduced with a smirk.
"Oh."
'Oh?' Sasuke thought. 'I was expecting "WHAT!" or jumps for joy and bunch of giggles.'
"Try making it clearer next time. Continue," she ordered. Sasuke lifted an eye brow and continued.
LUNCH TIME
After Sasuke introduced him self to the class his chair was appointed next to Sakura at the back. He expects the girls near him will jump and squeals, yes, they did, but not Haruno, Sakura. She yawned and even put her feet in the table. Is she even a woman?
"Sasuke-kun, would you like to eat lunch with us?" asked Ino who wiggles her butt and close and opened her eyes many times with twinkling stars. "I bet your hungry…"
"Actually, girls, I am hungry. But I'm joining the boys," he said politely.
"Uh… You're going to join lunch with us?" Neji asked. Sakura, Hinata, and TenTen looked at Sasuke, well, Sakura and her friends are always joining the boys group whenever lunch brake starts. Sakura's blood is boiling whenever she's with Ino's group, she even can't say 'hi' to them normally. Who cares? No body cares, even if they think she's a tomboy she don't give a damn thing.
"You prefer joining a bunch of boys and tomboys?" Ino asked resting her hand in Sasuke's shoulder.
"You called us what?" TenTen exclaimed cracking her fist.
"Ooops, you heard me? I'm sorry to offend you, dear. But it's true."
"Gggrrr… You've shove my brain already!" TenTen almost attacked her and kick her sorry butt, but, Sakura stopped her. "Sakura-chan?"
"Don't snoop down her level. C'mon, let's grab some lunch." Sakura said calmly.
"Snoop down my level! HELLO! Like, duh, Haruno. Who's waaay much popular? You or me?"
"You heard her, Ino," Shino noted while the all walked out the room including Sasuke.
"I can't believe that!" one of Ino's friend whispered.
"Haruno, Sakura," she growled.
"So, you sure you wanna hang out with us?" Neji asked while munching her rice balls. Sasuke nodded and ate his lunch. Sakura on the other side is having another competition with Naruto.
"Hey," Sasuke said. "Is Sakura always like that?"
"Sakura? Don't know. Don't care." Shino answered.
"Hey, do you have a girl friend?" Neji asked while TenTen looked at his boyfriend. "What? I only asked him."
Sasuke chuckled a bit and slowly sip his tea. He shook his head. "I don't have any, and I never had," he answered.
"WHAT?" Shikamaru asked loudly.
"Yes." Sasuke confirmed.
"Are you serious, dude? I mean, you're cool and girls are crazy for you!" Kiba asked while he was obviously envy Sasuke. Sasuke only nodded and continued to sip his tea.
"Girls are only trouble," Shikamaru said while scratching his head. "Their brains have thousand paths that can't make one good decision."
"We are not!" TenTen exclaimed. Neji nodded and she kicked him. "Say that again and I'll kill you."
"Heh, I'd rather chill out with dudes rather than kill my time with some chicks," Sasuke said with a smirk.
Silence
Sasuke felt weird, did he say something wrong?
AC: Hello! It's me again. I know, another fic, another updating. That's all!
RnR please. :D