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Chapter one: The Sweet-talking Paintings.

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Lily took a big breath before standing up from the Gryffindor table and walked to the Marauders at the other end from the said table.

Clenching her teeth finding it almost painful to merely be in their presence she spat out the orders she had received.

"Potter, Dumbledore wants to see us,"

If anybody had been looking up at the ceiling right this instance they would have noticed the floating candles nearly giggling as they formed a heart over the two.

But of course nobody did except a Hufflepuff who only shook his head thinking it must have been an illusion.

"See you guys later," James said to the rest of the Marauders before racing after Lily who had already started walking not bothering to wait for him.

As you can see those two weren't actually the best of friends.

James caught up with her and then the strangest and most disgusting thing (or Lily thought so) happened.

"Oh dear you look quite cute together," One of the paintings said depicting an old woman, "Don't you think so Arnold?"

A portrait on the other side of the hall quickly agreed, "Oh yes Glenda, very much adorable."

"Eh, we're not together," Lily said thoroughly disgusted and quite embarrassed.

James seemed to be enjoying the attention though.

"Oh but the red hair and the black mingles so well together!" another painting piped in further along the hallway.

"They are definitely together, I am positive," A rhino said sounding fairly girly,

"Oh what beautiful children they'll have," Glenda said mostly to the rhino, "Go fetch The Fat Lady, she just has to see this,"

In a second the Rhino was gone.

Lily picked up her pace but each painting she passed had some sort of comment towards her and James. This was really creeping her out, wasn't it safe walking in these hallways anymore?

Finally they reached Dumbledore's gargoyle.

"Sugar pops," Lily said and rushed inside, "Oh my god that was down right scary,"

James was looking mighty happy with himself, "You think they were telling the truth?"

Lily only glared at him before entering Dumbledore's office.

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A/N: So what do you think about me new story? I figured I'd try and write some about James and Lily, long time since I did that and I've been concentrating way to much on Draco/Hermione though it is fun writing about them.

Review! -Boogie