Chapter 1: When pigs fly and go Moo

A/N: Kagome realizes why she should never give the Lord of the Western lands sugar…this is my first Inu-yasha fic, so be nice!

Kagome had just returned to the feudal era with new supplies. She climbed out of the bone-eaters' well and glanced up to stare at a very angry hanyou. "Um…Hi, Inu-yasha." The girl smiled nervously. Why was he glaring at her like that?

"Don't you 'hi' me! What took you so long to get back? We still have to find the jewel shards you know! We don't have forever for you to…"

"Oh, you're no fun! You really need to lighten up!" Kagome pouted.

"Don't interrupt me!" Inu-yasha growled.

"You're always so pissy. Know what? I know what will cheer you right up! Here!" she handed the half-breed a candy bar. "Try it. It's good!"

"Feh. What the hell is this?" Inu-yasha sniffed at the foreign object that was thrust into his hand.

"It's candy!" Kagome smiled. "Eat it!"

The hanyou studied the object, sniffed at it again, and peeled off the wrapper. "Feh., This better not be poisoned, Kagome, or it won't be very funny if I…"

"Just eat it already!" the girl raised her voice, growing tired of his constant complaints.

"Fine! Don't gotta get all bitchy, geez." The halfbreed mumbled, shoving the candy into his mouth.

"How's it taste?" Kagome looked anxiously at him.

"It actually tastes good!" Inu-yasha grinned. "Give me more!"

"No way! Sit boy!" she yelled, using the beads of subjugation to her advantage. Inu-yasha fell onto his face.

"Damnit, Kagome! Wouldja' stop doing that already!" He tried to get up, but she yelled that dreaded command over and over again.

"Sit boy, sit boy, sit boy, sit boy, sit boy!"

After the worst was over, Kagome stared down at the hanyou with his face buried in the dirt. "Now you stay there, Inu-yasha. I'm going to find Sesshomaru and give him some of the candy. Maybe Rin would like some too." She smiled.

"Sesshomaru would never take that stuff from you! He wouldn't like it!"

"Sesshomaru will like the candy, I just know it!" Kagome argued stubbornly.

"Maybe when pigs fly and go moo…" The hanyou mumbled.

A/N: Prepare for the worst! The end is coming! Hide the candy and your kids! Lord Sesshomaru is on a rampage! Oh, wait, that's the next chapter…anyway, review!