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Jesus-Os:

Marik pressed down on the remote's button yet again. This had been close to the 1,000th time that he had clicked it nonstop since he sat down on the couch, which was about two hours ago.

He twirled the remote around his head in a sort of oval pattern, cheering in monotone. Coming out of the kitchen that moment was his hikari who looked from the television set to his yami then back to the television set, "What're you doing?" He asked, referring to the twirling of the remote.

Marik looked up, "I'm celebrating my 1,000th click, do you mind?"

"… What are you watching?"

"Dunno."

They both looked at the screen as some woman continued to yell at some guy in Spanish. Malik looked down, "You know you're watching a novella, right?"

"Maybe."

"…"

"And now, it's the thing you've been waiting for!"

Both boys blinked and watched the television screen once again as the novella disappeared and a commercial with a man in a black minister's robe was on the set now, grinning from ear to ear.

He held a blue cereal box in his hands and on the box was a picture of a cartoon Jesus, looking over a bowl of cereal. The man said, "Ever wish that you were closer to the Lord? Ever wonder what it would be like to eat a piece of heaven? Well, now you can by eating Jesus-Os!"

The screen switched to a normal, American kitchen where a boy was sitting down in front of a plate of eggs, looking sorrowfully up at his mother, "Mommy, I feel unfulfilled. You keep telling me that if I'm a good boy and don't fornicate that I'll make it to heaven, but why do I have to die to see my savior?"

"… Uh… I dunno, Timmy. Maybe you should ask daddy."

"But I need enlightenment!"

Suddenly, their wall exploded and that same minister came rushing in, holding out a blue bow of cereal, "Never fear, little Timothy! Jesus is here and he's brought a nutritious breakfast cereal!"

"WOW!" Both the mother and child cried, holding their hands up to their faces.

"That's right, now you can have Jesus right at your table! And for a limited time only," He reached into the box and roughly pulled out a small toy in the shape of Jesus himself, "You can get a Jesus bobble head in each box of specially marked Jesus-Os!"

Timmy grinned, taking hold of the box and giving a thumbs up to the screen, "IT'S JESUS-OS, DUDE! HAVE YOU HAD YOUR PRAYER THIS MORNING?"

The commercial went off and the screen turned back to the novella.

Both Marik and Malik looked at each other for a second before Marik rolled his eyes, "These Christians… They make me sick, always trying to convert everyone with their trendy breakfast cereals. Pheh."

"Yeah… That was weird. Well, I'm off to the store, see ya."

"See ya."

A little later that afternoon, Malik came back with about three bags of groceries and sat them on the kitchen table. Marik had gotten off his duff and walked in, searching for something to snack on.

Malik was putting up some canned goods when Marik gasped, pulling out a blue cereal box that looked more than a little familiar. He screeched, "MALIK!"

"W-What?" He whipped his head around and saw his infuriated yami holding the Jesus-Os, "I-I can explain! Marik, don't be mad!"

"Ra damn your soul, Malik! You converter!"

He ended up chasing the Egyptian teen around the table with the bobble head Jesus that he had found inside.

"How dare you give in to senseless adverts!"

"JESUS SAVES, MARIK!"

"What the hell do you mean, 'Jesus saves'?"

Malik stopped running and turned around, "I mean Jesus saves. Literally; these Jesus-Os cost half as much as Fruit Loops."

"…COME HERE, YOU!"

"AHHHH!"

Owari.