Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.
Kakashi's love life was not even half as great as he liked to think.
On nights when he couldn't sleep at night, Kakashi would prowl his empty apartment for the ghosts of lovers long gone.
That was when he would remember Obito and their first tentative kisses over greasy Chinese takeout.
Next was Rin. He shuddered to think how cruel he had been when he had told she could never replace Obito no matter how many sweaty nights they shared; she had left in the middle of a night such as this, with the moon s overwhelmingly his fault, starting with the rock that crushed Obito and ending with his empty bed and emptier heart.
That was why, when Kakashi found the gay porn beneath Gai's bed, he vowed not to fuck it up.