Lord Cynic: "I think I'll be stuck in the poetry lane until the New Year. It's just easier and takes less time than people think. With that in mind, if you don't know what Maburaho is, basically it's an anime slash manga about a boy who is a bit of a loser, only to find something extraordinary about himself is causing girls to flock to him. In this case, his magical powers and heritage come from a long line of great magicians, so the girls are after his genes. To top that off, he has only 8 attempts to use magic before he… ahem… disintegrates. Tough life, eh?
This poem is from the POV of one of the three main female characters, the common girly, feminine, lovey-dovey one. Yuna, in other words. My preferred Kazuki and main female coupling personally, although if you've watched the anime or read the manga, you'd have your own opinions. Anyways, here's the poem. Don't look at me for its weirdness, okay?"
Lord Cynic: "I don't own Maburaho. 'nuff said."
Maburaho
I'm your wife!
Whenever you're in trouble,
For reducing a building to rubble,
Don't worry, Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
When times are tough,
And you feel you've had enough,
Don't worry, Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
No matter what the problem,
Be it dragon, snake or goblin,
Don't worry, Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
If you've had a rough ordeal,
And you just need a hot meal,
Don't worry, Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
If the class is on your back,
And all you need is a bit of slack,
Don't worry, Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
If you're feeling really down,
And you want someone around,
Don't worry, Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
Even if your only redeeming feature,
Would be to accidentally fry a teacher,
Don't worry, Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
If you fall asleep in class,
And are afraid you won't pass,
Don't worry Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
If you need protection from the fiends,
Who are after you for your genes,
Don't worry, Kazuki dear,
I'm your wife!
So, if you ever need a hand,
I'll be here to understand.
For I am Yuna Miyami,
Your future Mrs Kazuki Shikimori!
The End