I do not own Avatar the Last Air Bender. Don't worry though…I'm dealing with it.

Sink that Ship

Did I tell that I hate to sail.

So burn the ships before they fail

Zutara? Kataang? No insults said

I don't want to end up dead

Zula/Sokka makes me barf

Their romance will never take off

Opposite's attract? Oh give me a break

If that's true Zhao/Bumi I'll take

Sokka and Suki are so boring.

You will end up asleep and snoring

Katara/Haru is that a catch?

Haru needs a personality match

Zhao/ Katara I'll eat my boot

Iroh/Zhao wow that's cute

Zula/Zhao is too scary

She's so evil and he's too hairy

C'mon guys he has to learn

To get a chick, shave off side burns

Iroh/Gran-gran don't be crude

Gran-gran /Ozai? That's just rude

Jun and Zhao? Beauty and Beast

Give me Jun/Iroh at least

Katara/Jet that's sooo dead

Suki/Jet? You're over your head

Katara/Suki?Shoot me now

Yucky Icky That's not love

Fisherman/Sokka you make me sick

Cabbage man/Fisherman? They don't tick

How 'bout Aang and the Foaming dude

Too much Foam those two are screwed

Roku/ Kyoshi? Maybe not

Their dead and that's not hot

Aang and Roku? their just one

Aang and Ozai? goodbye fun!

Bato/ Bumi yuk yuk yuk

Jun and Zula?That just sucks

Appa/Momo er…that's it

I'll just go and slit my wrist

Any more ships to analyze and test?

If not, maybe now I'll rest

Let it be known that any romance

If it's crappy it has no chance

Woohoo! First ever poem.

Did you like it?

Okay I know that's different from our other work, but plz review any way.

Thanx a lot,

-La Femme