Hi, ya folks! My name is Emelie, and I'm the authoress of this fic! And this one is about my favourite couple, Seto/Jou! Yes, they are my hug-toys!

Seto: Hug-toy?

Jou: Twitch No way I'll hug ya, or Kaiba...

Me: Too bad, you will anyway... smirks in evil way

Seto & Jou: O.o

Plot: Seto are out shopping in last minute, and bumps into a certain blonde puppy. They get trapped in the elevator... together, don't forget! Will they survive?

Pairings: ...you can't guess... Seto/Jou, slight Bakura/Ryou and Yami/Yugi. Anzu/Death...:D

Disclaimer: Weeeeell... None? Sigh. Oh well, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, more than this fic. And none of the characters eithersob-sob. If I did... Well, Seto and Jou; BEWARE!

Warnings: Only that this story might suck. And some (extreme) Anzu bashing. Don't like it, don't read it! And also boy-boy love. Same there, don't like, don't read. And also some lame attempts of humour! Maybe some mean things might happen to Ryou and Bakura (mostly Bakura), but I love them!

Don't forget: Review at end and tell me what ya, all think! Hugs

Chapter 1

It was seven-thirty in the evening, and Domino city was glimmering with red and green lights. Everywhere people was running from store to store to buy their last Christmas- presents, cause the named holyday (Christmas) was just around the corner. Just two days to go, and then Santa Clause and his reindeers (with Rudolf in the front) would come to every good kid in town.

Well, that was none of Seto Kaibas believes. To the CEO, Santa was just an old man with a big fake- beard, big stomach and a too big, bright red costume. And on top of that a big, silly hat.

And something else, why did that old man give away presents for free to small kids?

And why did he ho- ho- hoed that way every time he spoke?

And why on earth did he let small kids sit in his lap, telling him their wishes?

To make a long story short, Seto Kaiba did not believe in Santa. At all.

Sighting, the seventeen years old CEO brushed a few strands of chestnut hair out of his eyes, who by the way was icy- blue and almost always contained a cold expression. He wore, as usual, a pair of black leather- pants, a black turtleneck and his white anti- gravity coat. In his right hand he held a large, black umbrella. Yes, it was raining, only two days before Christmas, how pathetic.

The tall brunette suddenly stopped in front of a large building and swallowed hard. He was there.

The one place on earth he least wanted to be in. The place were he dreaded to be more than the dentist or school.

Domino Mall. The large snow- white letters over the double door told him he had reached his destination. And why was he, the almighty Seto Kaiba, owner of Kaiba Corp, at this horrible place? The reason was simple: He had forgotten to buy Christmas presents for Mokuba. The only person he bought stuff to, he had forgotten. Damn the stupid holyday of Christmas.

Once again sighing Seto closed his umbrella and pushed his way through the crowded door. Inside the mall it was warm and cosy, and a really nice atmosphere. Almost.

Everywhere children was screaming over some toy they wanted, parents telling them they couldn't and children crying when the parents dragged them away from the toy.

With a annoyed glint in his eyes, Seto began searching for presents. Soon (after crashing into seven annoying brats), he had found five X- box games, a X- box (duh) and a new TV for his little brother on the tenth floor. Satisfied with himself, Seto took the two plastic bags in each hand and hung the umbrella on his right arm while walking towards the elevators.

The old security- guard, John Smith (how original), watched with a dull expression the different screens who showed different parts of the mall. He had, had this job for over fifty years and was sick of it. It never happened something exiting and...

His thoughts were interrupted when he saw something weird on one of the screens. Quickly he zoomed in on the picture. That one showed the little room before his own security- room.

There was three people there. Or more like two and a half. Two of the kids(or teenagers) where like each others clones. They both had white, little spiked hair who reached a little below their shoulders and dark- brown eyes. Even the same clothes. But their actually were a little difference between them. One of the boys were slightly shorter and had a more innocent look to his eyes, while the other... John shivered and let the thought be unthought. His gaze turned to the third person.

Or the half person.

It was a girl with flat light blond hair who reached to her shoulders. Her eyes were big and chibi-like and sparkled with a happy, sugerhigh expression. In her hand she held a little laptop and some pink dust. She was really short, like a midget from some fairytale, and only reached to the waist of the other boys.

She seemed to be talking to the boys who looked really freaked. Suddenly the door sprung open and John turned around with his gun in his hand. In the door opening the three persons were standing watching him, the boys with a raised eyebrow and the... midget- thingy with a large smile.

"Hi there mister security man!" the midget- thingy chirped. "Can we borrow the control room for a minute or three hours?"

John aimed his gun to the midget- thingy and said with an uneven voice:

" Get the hell out of here! This is..." He was interrupted by a large cloud of pink dust who made him feel sleepy. Yawning, he stretched and fell flat on his back snoring loudly.

"Thankie!" the midget squealed with a helium voice and jumped up on the chair in front of the screens.

The two white-haired boys looked on each other and than back to the blond midget who was humming on a song while opening her laptop (who by the way was shiny pink).

"Excuse me," said the shorter of the boys. "But who are you? I mean, Bakura and I was like watching stuff in a store, and then you like just pop up from nowhere in a pink cloud..."

"Ryou, get to the stinking point!", the evil looking boy, called Bakura, interrupted him.

"Yeah, yeah! Anyway, who are you?"

The blond midget turned the chair around (A/N. Well it's one of those spinning chairs) and smiled sweetly at them.

"Ooooh, my name is Emelie, and I'm the almighty authoress of this story! I make up the things that happens, and can make ya do anything I wanna, so fear me! cough Aaanywho, I came to bring two people together and make them happy, happy, happy!"

Bakura looked angrily at her.

"Well, I'm not scared of you, and I will leave now with my hikari."

The sweet smile on the midgets face disappeared. Instead there was an evil glimps in her eye.

"You can't leave! If you do I will make you wear a pink bunny-costume! Or make you watch Teletubbies for a week! Or..." An evil smirk was now seen on the midgets face. "... I'll make you have hot steamy sex with Anzu!"

A gasp erupted from the spirits throat and loud thunder was heard from the outside.

"Nooo! Anything but that! I'll stay, I promise!

And we all understand his fear and suffer with him.

Again, the sweet smile appeared on the midgets face and she turned to the screens. She snapped her fingers and a picture of Seto Kaiba walking to the elevators came to vision on all screens. She giggled and rubbed her hands together with an evil smirk.

"Ooooh, this will be so much fun", she chuckled and out of nowhere pulled a chocolate-bar and started to eat it. The two boys looked on each-other and swallowed hard.

Seto sighted and pressed the "up" button on the elevator. Finally, he could go home and just relax by his laptop, typing and typing to the end of time. While waiting, Seto started thinking about a certain honey-eyed puppy, witch had been awfully often been on his mind. Jounouchi Katsuya, or as his friends called him; Jou. Or as Seto said, the mutt.

A sly smirk appeared at Setos lips when he thought about the last time he had seen the blonde.

The puppies eyes glowered with rage as his friends held him back to stop him from ripping the other boy's throat. They were standing outside the school, and had just finished their last class before the Christmas holiday. Seto had just said something about how the boy should be getting home to his yard to play with sticks. And some other nice things about the similarities between Jou and dogs.

"When I get a hold of ya, you'll regret, ya ever wer' born, Kaiba!" the puppy barked.

Seto shook his head and clicked his tongue while waving his finger to the shorter boy.

"Now, now mutt. That's not how you talk back to your master..."

"Ya are not my fuckin' master! Grr, let go af me Yug!"

Yugi Mouto, the short duellist with the giant eyes and spiky hair, looked at Seto still with a good grip at his friend's arms. It surprised Seto a little that such a small guy could hold on so tight. Next to him were the rest of the geek-gang; Honda, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, and of course, the annoying, stupid, absolutely winner of the geek of the year award; Anzu. No, Seto didn't like her. Not even enough to show that he saw her. She was currently standing and drooling over Yami, who looked a little scared.

"Kaiba, can't you just apologize to Jou and stop giving him insults?"

Seto looked like he thought about it and then shook his head.

"No, this is to much fun. Besides, should I apologize for telling him the truth?"

Those words made Jou struggle even more to get free and he started to growl, just like a angry dog.

"Just ya wait moneybags! Nex' time I see ya, I'm gonna kill ya with only my hands!"

"You mean your paws? Oh dear, I think that I'm actually shaking..."

And with that Seto walked away and jumped into the air-conditioned limo.

The CEO snickered at the thought of that short mutt trying to beat him up. Like he'd succeed, it was the same possibility of that hell would freeze over...

His thoughts were interrupted by a cheery Ping from the elevator. The doors opened and a happy, familiar voice was heard. This made Seto smirk inwardly, it was time to have some fun.

"... and I tell ya Yug, this time I found the perfect gift for..."

Two honey-brown eyes met with Setos own icy-blue. In front, a bit down, stood the one and

only, Jou Katsuya, with two, very large plastic-bags in each hand. The puppy, the mutt, Seto's puppy... Seto blinked and frowned a little. His puppy? He must be catching something...

"What da hell are ya doin' here Kaiba!" Jou shrieked.

Seto rose an eyebrow and held up the bags in his hands.

"What do you think I'm doing, mutt? I'm buying Christmas presents."

Jou looked at the bags with an astonished expression.

"Gee Kaiba! I thought ya hired someone to do those kind'a stuff."

The CEO smirked and let his gaze go away from the puppy's face to his body. The boy was

soaking wet from head to toe.

"What happened to you, mutt? You look like a drenched puppy. Wait, that's what you are, my

mistake..."

Jou growled at him and his eyes started to glow. But before he could answer, a small hand

was places on his arm. They both looked down, and were met by big violet eyes and a frown from Yugi.

"Guys, please don't fight, there are small kids around here, you know. And it's soon Christmas too."

Seto snorted, but Jou nodded slowly.

"Yeah, guess ye're right Yug, won't fight promise!" He putted one of his hands over his heart and made a serious expression. Then a grin crept up on his face. " B'sides, I don't want Santa to be angry with me."

That last sentence made Seto chuckle and shake his head. With three long steps he pushed his way past Jou and Yugi and walked into the empty elevator.

"Well, well, that was not unexpected" he muttered, just loud enough for Jou to hear it. "Of course the mutt must believe in Santa, because he's the only one stupid enough to get him a gift..."

Seto was cut short by a heavy weight on his waist and blond hair in his nose. Since Jou had caught him by surprise, Seto stumbled backwards into the elevator–buttons. With another happy ping the elevator doors closed.

Ryou and Bakura sat next to the blond midget on a chair, Bakura with Ryou in his lap. The blonde was typing on her pink laptop, still humming that happy song. On the screens you could now see Seto, Jou and Yugi standing by the elevators talking.

Ryou shifted uncomfortably in Bakuras lap. Not that it was uncomfortable to sit there, it was the fact that he didn't know what would happen next.

"Miss midg... no I mean, miss Emelie. What are you going to do?"

The chair turned around from the screens and the blonde smiled happily.

"I told you already! I'm going to make two people very happy bunnies! And make them do it like bunnies too..."

Ryou and Bakura sweat-dropped.

"Ehm... who?" Ryou didn't know if he really wanted to know. Emelie sighted deeply and waved towards the screen, were Seto was smirking and Jou was looking ready to kill.

"Those two of course!"

Bakura started to laugh loudly, but stopped short when he saw the gaze he got from the tiny blonde. "But those two hate each other!" Bakura said breathlessly. Midget-Emelie giggled and turned towards the screen, still typing on the pink laptop.

"Oh no they don't! Their just stupid and can't face their feelings. Like I can't face a chocolate-bar without eating it." With that she pulled out another pice of chocolate and started to eat it.

Now something happened on the screen. Seto pushed his way past the blonde and into the elevator. Only one second afterwards Jou threw himself in to with his arms around Setos waist in a hard body-tackle, still with shopping bags in hands. The rich-ass CEO was knocked forwards into the buttons of the elevators and the door closed. On another screen you could see the elevator going downwards. Emelie giggled happily and clapped her hands

"Perfectie! I got 'em just where I want them!"

And with that she started looking at the buttons of the security panel. A sugerhigh smile came to her face and she pointed at a button.

"Oooh, wonder what this does!" Bakura and Ryou leaned over and looked at the button. On the giant neon-green button it said with small neon-pink letters:

Warning, do not press, will take out electricity in the elevators and the moving staircases but not the light in the elevators, or in the moving staircases. Dot.

Ryou blinked. He hadn't noticed that button before (strange). With a giggle, more evil than happy, the blonde midget pushed said button. A loud beeping sound was heard and the elevator stopped, and so did the moving staircases.

"Lock the doors, would you please?" blonde midget Emelie asked politely. "I don't want anyone barge in and stop operation make- dragon- and- puppy- shag- like- bunnies- in summer-heat."

Swallowing hard and dreading what would happen next, Ryou did as he was told.

End