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Okay… sixth chapter here… sorry for the late update... I just finished my finals…

Thanks for the previous reviews… Enjoy!

I dedicate this chappie to my GREAT sister... who helped me with the initial plots...

Chapter 6

The biology lab in Seijyo High was full of students chattering, laughing and joking around. But the same could not be said for one lovesick soul, sitting at the back of the room, staring at the lovely head of his one and only. I'll give you three chances to guess who it is. Seriously.

Eriol was gazing adoringly at Tomoyo, not noticing when the teacher entered the room. He was still gazing adoringly at Tomoyo when the teacher asked them to pick lab partners for the dissection of a pig's heart today. Heck, he was still staring at Tomoyo when she herself asked him to be her lab partner.

"Oh, be your lab partner? Definitely! Only idiots would pass up the chance to be with the ones they truly love!" exclaimed the babbling idiot, Eriol Hiiragizawa.

"Thanks ever so much, Eriol-kun!" beamed Tomoyo, ignoring the "teasing" Eriol was giving her. Or so she thought. "Now, since I'm setting up the table here, you go up front and get the materials we need."

Eriol was definitely still daydreaming about his wedding with Tomoyo when he stood in line to get the materials. He was still daydreaming when the teacher told everyone to wear gloves. He was still daydreaming when some big, wet, SQUISHY thing plopped into his open hands. He was definitely NOT daydreaming any more, when he screamed like a girl being murdered. He ran around the lab like a headless chicken, with the pig's heart still in his hands. He slipped on some spilt juice that an idiot left on the floor, and out of his hands went the stupid frickin pig's heart.

It sailed through the air, complete with the "Blue Danube" playing in the background. It sailed over all the other students' open mouths and wide eyes. It sailed through the air and landed right on the head of Eriol's one and only beloved. Smack in the center of Tomoyo Daidouji's lovely head.

Tomoyo felt something wet and slimy trickle down form her head into her school uniform. All she could do was glare in complete horror at her now ex-lab partner, wishing she had powers like that girl, Carrie. You know, from the horror movie where she had a whole bucket of pig's blood poured right on her head.

Tomoyo was practically seething in rage. Eriol rushed over to his angel and tried desperately to clean her up, but only made matters worse. How, you ask? Like this.

Eriol started wiping Tomoyo's face with a rag he completely forgot had grease on it. He only saw his fatal mistake when Tomoyo slapped him HARD, and ran out of the room cursing out loud. Lucky that the kindergarteners had already left from their field trip, or the Daidouji heiress would be in serious trouble for influencing the younger kids to say bad words.

Eriol could only watch in complete horror when he saw his beloved rush out of the room. The whole class slowly turned to Eriol, the girls glaring at him, and the guys punching him lightly, saying "Tough break, man". Even Li looked sympathetically at his "friend's" predicament.

Eriol! I strongly suggest that you chase after her NOW!

Why were his thoughts all of a sudden sounding exactly like Sakura? Oh wait, it was Sakura, telepathically giving him advice.

Eriol did the smart thing and followed her advice, dashing out of the classroom like the hero who was about to rescue the damsel in those old books he liked to read.

He went past the cafeteria, and past the Principal's office, when he came to a realization. The ice cream in the cafeteria was ON SALE! He back tracked into the cafeteria, and being the complete lovesick idiot he tended to be in panicky situations, he stopped and bought a year's worth of popsicles.

Tomoyo stood over the sink in the Girl's Bathroom, angrily washing her hair, and splashing water on her face to clean the mess. The door opened, and thinking it was Eriol, Tomoyo flung the sink at the person who entered.

"Tomoyo! Calm down! It's me, Sakura-chan!" came the muffled voice of her dear beloved second cousin and best friend from under the debris.

Tomoyo rushed over to the girl and began helping her up, crying as she did it.

"Oh, Tomoyo, why are you crying?" asked Sakura while tenderly patting the back of her distressed friend.

"Because my newly styled hair had to be WASHED in order to get all that gunk out of my hair!" wailed the unfortunate Tomoyo.

Sakura gasped loudly and clutched her hand to her heart, also feeling the pain.

"Tomoyo! I feel your distress! I too would fling the sink at anyone who tried to invade my privacy if I had to WASH MY HAIR AFTER IT HAS BEEN NEWLY STYLED!" cried Sakura. Dun dun dun! Lightning flashed, and thunder and scary music sounded in the background.

The door suddenly flung open, interrupting the girls' mournful wails.

"It is I, the Great Meiling! I have come to get revenge on YOU, Sakura,.." pointed Meiling at her cousin's girlfriend. "…for stealing my one and only Syaoran away from me!" Meiling then grabbed a bucket filled with water and began to chase the unfortunate Sakura around the bathroom.

"I will pour this entire bucket of water all over your NEWLY STYLED HEAD! Then, seeing how unattractive you really are, my precious Syaoran Bear will now fall for me and I will become his wife. And at our wedding, you will be invited to see how badly your life is screwed up because I got Syaoran!" shouted Meiling, laughing evilly. Again, more lightning flashed and more thunder and scary music sounded in the background.

Meiling then stopped laughing long enough to see that Sakura and Tomoyo had quietly tiptoed out of the bathroom while she was busy with her monologue.

"Dang! I lost her AGAIN!" cursed Meiling.

Eriol was now happily eating his 46th popsicle in the garden outside the school, happily enjoying the sunshine. He was happily enjoying the sunshine when a shadow suddenly blocked his view.

Eriol looked up and saw it was Tomoyo. He began to gape in horror because he now remembered what had happened.

"Eriol, we have a few things to discuss," said Tomoyo coldly, while the Sakura at her side began to glare at him. Tomoyo silently handed him a piece of paper. Eriol then began to read the contents.

Eriol,

In wake of recent incidents, I have concluded that the only way you can make up to me the loss of my brand-new hairstyle is to choose one of the following:

Do all my homework for a month. Subjects included are Physics, Trigonometry, Astrophysics, Nanotechnology, Sanskrit, Hebrew, and all the courses at Harvard, Yale and Oxford, or

Model for my new clothes line. This will be done every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, from 5 pm to 12 midnight, at my house, for 3 months.

I hope you take time to consider these, as I will only forgive you for that 'incident' a while back.

Yours truly,

Tomoyo Daidouji

Eriol gaped in disbelief at the contents of this letter, when his mind suddenly told him to take Option Number 2, seeing as Option 1 would be too easy. Plus with Option 2, he would get more chances to speak with his darling Tomoyo and win her heart back. Pun intended.

"I choose option number 2!" announced Eriol.

"Good, Eriol, I expect to see you tomorrow and on Monday, too. Don't be late," said Tomoyo bluntly. "OR ELSE."

Eriol gulped when she walked away, wondering what he got himself into. He looked down on his lap, and realized that Tomoyo had dropped the pig heart on his lap. Gross.

"AAAAAGGGHHH!" shouted Eriol, running around like a headless chicken again, and dropping the heart on Syaoran, who happened to be passing by.

"ERIOL! IM GONNA KILL YOU!"

Turns out Syaoran also hates pig hearts and blood.

…end of 6th chappie…

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