I know,this took a while...but I really did my best.Thank you so much for the reviews.You can not imagine how encouraging that is..

Chapter 2:

Hermione sat on her bed,her face burried in her hands.What the hell had she been thining to make such a damned oath.How could she make this man her own?

She needed a plan right now.

She looked up when she heard someone slamming the door to the dormery...

"Oh Ginny..." she said, a sad expression on her face.

Ginny sat next to Hermione,quite alarmed to be honest.

"Hermione dear, do you feel better?" she asked softly.

"Huh?Are you kidding?I have to marry Snape...did you hear that -SNAPE.Greasy,evil bat alias the Potions Master."

Ginny grinned at her..

"My my Hermione...who do you think you are fooling?I know that youve liked "Mister so dark and sexy" for a while now."

Hermione blushed in a very dark shade of pink.

"Well well,after we made that point clear,we need to take care of the important things-how to seduce Severus-I hate women-Snape."

Hermiones eyes grow wide.

"We?"

Ginny sighed and rolled her eyes.

"Mione...did you really think I would leave you alone with a task of that caliber?I even convinced Harry to join the cause.Well,he didn't take it quite well beause it is Snape.Nonetheless he is quite angry with Ron-as I am by the way-and he promised to help you."

The bushy haired witch threw her arms around her friends neck into a deep embrance.

"Thank you so much!" she sniffled."you must think I ve gone completley soft and whiney,but this seems all so hopeless.

"I know,I know.Now,are you ready to fight?"

Mione nodded.

"Very well then.There are three important steps.First is-sexual attraction.He needs to recognize your body to value your mind and soul-the second step.Don't take it wrong-you need to attract him,otherwise he'll only see the little know it all in you.And lust but not least...out of your well earned respect,there will grow love-and da da da daaaaaaa...you ll be Hermione Snape.If it is that what you wish."

Hermione smiled lightly.

"I don't really have a choice,have I?"

Ginny nodded in resignation.They burst out in laughter...

"Fact is,that we need to change your look and your whole appearance.He mustn't see you as a girl,a Gryffindor no less.You need to behave like a woman.Some sort of Slytherin lady."

Hermione stood up and she be a women?Thanks to the time turner she was already 18.But a grown up lady?Intellectual she was far ahead,but she had no experience with classy clothes or other "adult stuff".She would never be a Narcissa Malfoy.

Ginny looked up to her.

"I know what you are thinking.Let me tell you this,you don't have to stop being Hermione.No!Far from it!You just have to learn to tap your full potential.And we will start right now!"

"W.. ww what now?" stumbled Hermione.

"Exactly.You only have one year.Do you want to end up in Azkaban?N-O!D

So let's get to work."

Ginny opened Hermiones cabinet and threw all her clothes on the floor.

"Hell Ginny!What the fuck do you think you re doing?"

"At least you got your old vocabulary back." Ginny grinned evil.

"I'll have to stop talking like that if I want to be a lady."

"Gosh no,Hermione.You just have to hold it back until the right moment.On some occasions men like strong language."

"Oh my goodness.You are such a pervert Ginevra Weasley."

"Thanks,my dear.Thanks."

"Oh Circe!What is that?" Ginny hold up a black leather skirt.

"Oh these...it's too tight.I ould never wear it in public."

"Oh you WILL!" Ginny threw them up to Hermione.

"Mione,have you some black high heels or pumps?"

"Ginny?What are you up to?I don't want to look like a domina!"

"Oh you won't.You will look like a member of the royal family!"-silence-"Well,perhaps with a slight gothic touch" she added grinning diabolicaly.

Not an hour later ,Hermione stood in front of the mirror,admiring her new look.

She was wearing a-okay perhaps a slight too tight to be appropriate knee long leather skirt,black pumps and an also very tight black shirt.

Ginny had tamed the hair which fell in silky waves around her shoulders.

She walso had a light make up.Nothing that would destroy her natural beauty,but her eyes were accentuated by a deep black mascara.

"My my...you look-wicked!"

They laughed out loud.

"Oh Ginny,this look is really quite new for me,but somehow I like it!"

"It suits you.Okay,listen to me Hermione.We will have dinner now,down in the great hall.Probably people will stare at you.Don't bother!And for Snape-no matter what he says to you-stay polite but don't say more than necessary.You have to be friendly but incurious.And for pete's sake DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING!Okay?"

Hermione nodded,a self confident expression on her face.

"Are you ready to give him a lesson."

Silence...

"You have to say YES?" hissed Ginny.

"Y..yes.."

"Loud and clear!"

"YES!Im ready to teach him a lesson...Ginny?"

"Hm?"

"Am I sexy?"

"No.You are a poor copy of moaning myrtle."

Hermione threw a pillow after her.

"I hate you.Do you know that?"

"I know...let's get downstairs"

love

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