Okay. People. Seriously. This is it. This is ALL I am writing on this story. Seriously.

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Seattle Grace Inner-Hospital Memo

Subject: Birth Announcement

November 17th

Dear Staff,

By now most of you already know, but for those of you that haven't run into Debbie yet, it gives me great pleasure to announce the Seattle Grace family is one person bigger! Our 'star' surgical attendings, Derek and Addison Shepherd, welcomed Montgomery "'Emery" Richard Illias Shepherd into the world at 3:24am. Dad reports that everyone is ecstatic and doing great, and that he and Addison will return to work "when 'Emery leaves for college".

Congratulations Shepherds!

Dr. Richard Webber

Chief of Surgery

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And they all lived happily ever after, the end.