Smashers sleep over

Ok I tried my best to be hysterically funny and spelling corrrectly. So please read laugh because its funny or because its just sad. Warning: Bashing of george Bush, indoldgement of stale foods, yaoi and for the boys yuri, missuse of chairs and dentalflosh.

Disclaimer: I do not own The smashers or Nintendo cause if I did Everything would be fucked up.

Kirby sat by the window, waiting for all his guess to arrive. He dug into the bowl of chips he set on the coffee table, and shooved some of the unnaturally hard chips into his mouth. Soon the carpet was cover with chewed up chips. Kirby looked at the date on the bag. "2002, whoa that was a while back." He threw the chips and bowl out the window, hitting a near by cat. Then the doorbell rang. He sprung to his feet and ran to the door and opened it. There stood fox with a huge gun and a pillow that had little pictures of guns on them. Kirby moved aside to let him in and then something weird happend. Fox pointed the gun at Kirby and pulled the trigger. Kirby was smacked across the room by what appeared to be a chair that came out the huge dangerous looking gun. Kirby got to his feet and spit up a leg from the chair.

"What are you trying to do kill me"He snatched the gun from Fox and sat it under the couch. Fox wimbered and started to dig in Kirby's trash. Kirby just watched him until he came back up."Hey whats this, what are you doing with a jocky strap you dont even have one to support.?" Foxed streched it and then put it on his head. Kirby turned a dark red and snatch it from him then lit a match and burnt it. " You saw nothing." He scowled in a devilish voice. Yeah acourse we haven't SEEN anything, he's up to something.

Fox nodded his head then went on into the kitchen. Before Kirby could stop him someone knocked on the door then he heard a crash. He swung the door open to see Roy and Marth on the ground punching and kicking.

"Whoa whoa whoa, break it up." They stopped to look at him then continued to fight like little kids do when the other took there snack and lied about it. Kirby left them for a while then came back with Foxes huge gun. HE aimed it at them then they stopped.

"Get yo sorry asses in here and stop fighting." They ran to the couch and sat down next to Fow, who was eatting a ham sandwich that made the room smell like mustard."Now why are you fighting and who started it."

"Marth started it he, was hitting on peach and I tolf him that was Mario's girl, NOOOOOO he kept on at it so I punched him and then he kicked me. All of asudden Peach yelled and all these girls came around with popcorn and chairs and watch us fight eachother. When My shirt came off they went wild and then I slashed off Marth's pants almost getting his luckycharms..." Roy went on to him self when clearly no one was listening. Sheesh what a chatter box.

"Ummmm thats not really the point, but since I dont give a damn about you two's affairs I'm going to let it slide and if it happens again then it better be for fun." Kirby sounded pissed. Well the door was knocked on once again and this time Link, young link, Peach, Zelda, Sheik, Donkeykong, Ganondorf, MGAW, Mew two, Jigglypuff, Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Falco, Falcon, and thats all I can remember. Fox then outbursted,"Theres to many people, we gotta get rid of some!" He pulled another gun out his pillow and then Young link made a statement.

Young link whined "Get rid of link for me, all he ever does is show off his censored and has crazy monkey sex with all the villiage girls using his mighty censored along with dental floss. I'm tired of him. He's always picking on me cause I'm littler than he is." He pointed his chubby white finger at Link who was messing with his golden locks. He finally noticed that Young link was trying to get fox to kill him, slow ass.

"Hold on a--"Link was cut short by fox.

"Done!" Fox shot Links head off and desposed of his body. Everyone pointed at Donkey kong. He got scared and tried to run away but he still got hit with the bullet which in slow motion blasted all of his "brains" out his head.

"Okay if everyone's ready then lets get the party started!" Kirby cheerfully said coming back from the corner store with fresh new chips.