A/N: I'm so sorry for not updating, A lot of things have been happening. My life has been so hectic lately. I'll try harder to keep you guys satisfied. I really appreciate all the reviews I've received. Thanks a lot, you're the ones that keep me going. Okay! Now, on with the story!
Colonel Roy Neko
Chapter Four... What did I do to deserve this?
The next morning, the colonel awoke to a funny scent in the air. His nose twitched slightly before his dark orbs slowly opened to find himself curled up like a baby kitten.
"Damn…" Roy mumbled as he rolled over on to his stomach and began to stretch out like a cat would, his back arching upward and his tail pointing out. The colonel yawned as he scratched his dark hair that tangled in between his dark blue ears. He was unbelievably sore today, he really didn't know why. And he felt a bit shorter too. Roy brushed off the thought and stood up to leave his bedroom. As soon as he opened the door his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
"Oh… hehe… Hiya… Colonel." Ed said nervously as he waved with a spatula and burning pan in hand. He smiled cheekily as hopped down from the chair he was standing on to aid his height problem.
"Sorry about the mess. I'll clean up as soon as I'm done." The blond added as he scrapped off crispy black pancakes from that stuck on to the pan. Or at least tried to scrape them off.
"What happened to my kitchen?" Roy asked as he walked over to what used to be an expensive white and silver kitchen.
Ed turned around and faced his dumfounded superior with a wide cheeky smile. "Well you see… it's a long story." Ed began.
"I bet it is." Roy said, still studying his white, now black wallpaper peeling off slowly.
Before Edward was able to explain, smoke smacked him in the face. He turned around to see his eggs burning. The young alchemist quickly grabbed the pan and removed it from the flame. Disregarding the fact that the fire was still on and too high, the ceiling set aflame. Edward, now noticing this, quickly turned the fire off and made a dash for the fire extinguisher.
Roy sighed and decided to leave the burning kitchen in Ed's hands. The colonel walked into the lounge room and took a seat on the sofa. Maybe having Fullmetal living with him wasn't such a good idea. Well, he only burnt down his fifty-thousand-dollar kitchen trying to make breakfast. Roy brushed it off with a sigh, seeing there was nothing he could about it. Fullmetal was forced against his will to live with him.
As Roy continued to muse, he was slowly lying on the couch. His body inched closer and closer until he was fully lying on it. Roy was tired. Very tired. And he felt lazy. Soon he was curled up against the large sofa. He yawned loudly before falling asleep.
Back in the kitchen, Edward was fighting fierce flames that refused to give up to the mighty power of the fire extinguisher. Eventually the flames ceased and the chaos in the kitchen was at rest. Ed smirked widely and stood proudly holding the empty fire extinguisher.
"Aha! No fire can withstand the power of Edward Elric!" Edward laughed. As if cued, the counter he just sprayed caught on fire once more. With a mighty warrior cry, Ed stomped on the fire fiercely until it was out. "Ha! In yer face!" Ed said pointing to the counter where the flame once stood.
Ed observed the food he just prepared. Everything was black and crispy. This wasn't the first time he cooked but then again, he hadn't cooked in a while. "I may be a prodigy but I certainly am no great chef." Ed said as he scratched the back of his head. "Well, nothing alchemy can't fix!" he said with a smirk and a fierce clap.
A/N: I am soo sooo soooo sorry! I haven't updated in such a long time and I really needed to put somethig up for you! My fans! I love you all and again I'm soo soo sooo soooooooo freakin sorry! (cries)