Hi! This is just a little one-shot that was running around in my head. I needed a break from my big project Say Goodbye, which is becoming kinda dark.

Enjoy!

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Oh Gods!

This is not how I intended to spend my day! I should be out celebrating!

It's time to be going home now and all I want to do is get out of here, but I'm stuck here, hiding. If I get out they'll get me! And it's cramped and uncomfortable. I guess I should give thanks that Tsuzuki avoids his work, and desk like the plague!

Even 003 is out to get me. I told her (I mean him I guess) that I didn't mean it!

It's not my fault that she took a sip of my finally successful gender change potion! (Oh yes! It worked, I am such a Genius!) I know it looked like an ordinary glass of water, but still, you'd think she'd been in my lab long enough to know better!

So my little friend is mad at me. I apologized! I was going to give it to Bon! (After all, he is the most obvious choice……so cute!) He's going to kill me too! I don't think he liked changing genders too much, neither did Tatsumi (I am so dead again!), or Terazuma. Wakaba wasn't too thrilled, but I don't think Tsuzuki minded all that much. Konoe's hiding in his office and won't come out and I'm not sure the Goshushin even noticed. (Did they even have genders to start with? I always assumed they were male, but now I'm not sure, after all, if they were male, wouldn't they be flying roosters?)

I'm getting really hungry. I wish I could get some takeout. I could reach Tsuzuki's phone, but I'm willing to bet that everyone would notice the delivery guy. Sniff

Hang on, Tsuzuki's desk! There's gotta be food up there somewhere! Just reach up, ummm, not there, humm…..Oh Yum! Hooked a donut! (Thank-you Tsuzuki!)

Still, they shouldn't be so mad at me. (Hey! Chocolate sprinkles! Things are looking up!) It's not like I put my formula into the punch! Ok, so forgetting the glass in the break room was not one of my more brilliant moves, but I did not put it in the punch! (Actually, I think 003 may have had something to do with that, I am so going to get her when she's a she again!) And I am not the one who proposed the toast. (Tatsumi, I think he was being sarcastic, but we were all so amazed that Tsuzuki stayed in budget, we all drank!)

So here I am, hunted and persecuted. True genius is never understood in it's time! I figure I'll have to stay here for a while, the potion should wear off by morning. (I hope.) Until then, I'm not moving! No way, no how! Hisoka finding me, that would be bad, Terazuma would be worse, but Tatsumi shudders.

But is so cramped here.

And these boobs are such a pain in the……………………