Raising Beast Boy! (Doom Patrol Style)!

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing (me): Hi! Remember me? You problay heard or read about me in my other story Bye Bye Robin. I was at a writer's block on the Bye Bye Robin story so I decided to write the first chapter to this story while I'm thinking about the other one. Don't worry I won't forget Bye Bye Robin!

Summary: We all know Beast Boy. He's the cute, funny shape-shifter of the Teen Titans team right? But how did he get that way! I am going to show you the people we can blame…I mean thank for making BB the way he is! The Doom Patrol!

Strix: I do not own TT or the Doom Patrol or BB's cute little mask.

Chapter 1: How Beast Boy Learned History!

Note: Beast Boy is about six, seven, or eight in these chapters.

Our story begins at the DP headquarters. Do not ask me where it is because I have no clue. Negative Man has been called on for a very important mission that is so secret and so life threatening that I get goose bumps even thinking about it.

"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT!" Cried Negative Man at Mento.

"Yes I want you to teach Beast Boy American History." Said Mento folding his arms in a stubborn way.

"But why?"

"Why! Why! You ask me why! Because every kid should get the chance to learn about how this country was formed. He should learn about how our fore fathers fought to gain our country liberty! Why every kid should….. (Goes on and on with patriotic speech all while an American flag is flying in the background)…And that Negative Man is why our flag has 13 stripes! Negative Man?

(Negative Man asleep on a chair) "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…Oh right! Apple pie…flag…whatever. Why can't Elastic Girl or Robotman teach him?

"Because she's going on a date with me and Robotman's an idiot!"

"Right, I forgot. But why Beast Boy!"

"Aww! Come on! He isn't that bad! Look there he is now!

Beast Boy comes skipping down the hallway humming. "I had a cookie. Then I ate one and then I had none!" (Yay SpongeBob!)

"I'm going to get you for this."

Lesson 1….America

Beast Boy and a very depressed Negative Man (NM for short) were sitting down in the DP living room starting their…lesson.

"Okay Beast Boy soooooo how much American History do you know?"

"I don't know….Uh Larry."

"It's Negative Man!"

"Yes Larry Negative Man Sir!"

"Forget it! So what is it?"

"What's America?"

"America is the place we live."

"I thought we lived in the Doom Lair."

"That's different. America is the country we live in."

"Don't we live a city? (Get it…country…city…you know…farms in the country…forget it.)"

"No! A country is a big piece of land that races of people live at….Like we're from America so we're Americans."

"But I from Africa! Does that mean I'm not an American?"

"Uhhhhh….I think that means you're African."

"You mean I'm not in the right country! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I want to be in my right country! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm going to find my rightful country! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Cried Beast Boy running to his room.

"Well that could have turned out better." Said NM. Then Robotman walked by.

"Hey Larry any reason Beast Boy's in his room sealing himself in a cardboard box that's labeled to go to Africa?"

Lesson 2….Starting the learning

After NM had got BB out of the box going to Africa, and had convinced him that America is home for all races of people not just people who were born here, they started on their second lesson. The first thing they had to do was find some history material.

"Okay there has to be some history books here or something…." Said NM as he looked on shelves and desks. Then BB ran up to him holding a cereal box.

"Look! Look! I found History-Os!" cried BB grinning as he held up the cereal box for NM to see.

"History what?" said NM as he looked at the cover of the cereal box. Indeed it did have the word History-Os is big colorful print. The box had a goofy picture of George Washington and Napoleon on it.

"Where'd you find this?" asked NM.

"It was on TV!" cried BB pointing to the TV. A commercial came on and stupid music cheery music came on. "Oh History-Os! Oh History-Os! When you need to learn history where do you go! To the store to buy…History-Os! Now with marshmallows shaped like George Washington, Napoleon, and Pearl Harbor! And on the back of each box they have historical facts! (warning: facts may not be historical right) Buy…History-Os!" Then the commercial ended.

"May we pleaseeeeeeeeeeee get some!" cried Beast Boy giving NM the face except since he's only like six or seven it's ten times more cuter.

"Well…..it did say it had facts on the back (he didn't catch the last part)…I guess we came get some if it's about your education."

"Yayyyyyyyy! To the store!"

Strix: Well that's the end of my first chapter for this series…don't worry there'll be more! I really hope you like it so for! If you have any ideas for the story I'll read it in the reviews and try to put it on. Please review!