Kiba's Trouble

By Topaz Talyn

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters

Chapter Five: I Love Plotting

Naruto crept down the stairs and peeked into the dining room where the voices had originated. He then blanched. Not only were Itachi and Kisame in the room but so were Deidara, Sasori and even Zetsu. Naruto leaned closer in order to listen to their evil plot.

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"So why exactly are we in Konoha again?" asked Sasori.

"I have gained information that the legendary four tailed dog demon the most important demon to our evil plot is located in this very village muahahahahahaha!" Itachi said while gesticulating wildly.

This was met with total silence. The rest of the Akatsuki knew that there was no four tailed dog demon but it was best not to screw with Itachi. Itachi had the sharingan and any smart person can tell you that you don't screw with a sharingan.

"You idiot there is no four tailed dog demon, yeah!"

Deidara had never been regarded as a smart person.

Itachi immediately wheeled around with his jutsu activated and quickly put Deidara through an intense amount of pain. The rest of the Akatsuki sighed (even though they were all laughing on the inside.) They came to a silent agreement that it would be much easier to just track this kid down and kill him than it would be to argue with Itachi.

"Alright, we'll find this kid, yeah. Now may I ask you where the hell is the kitchen, I need a drink, yeah?" said Deidara. Itachi pointed straight at the door where Naruto was concealed. Naruto gulped. This would not end well.

Author's Note: Congratulations for hanging in there. I will update soon (well, sooner than six months) Sorry for the delay. Come back for the next chapter, same bat time, same bat channel.