WHAT THE HELL?

A/N: Man, I don't own Naruto. Sad. -Cries in the tiny corner-

Haha. This is my first fanfic in a long while, I never completed my other one. Oh well.

Sakura: Aw. Crud.

Me: What?

Sakura: Tenten, doesn't have a last name.

I do an anime-sweat drop. Any suggestions?

Math class was boring. Started to write. Bleh. Got the point? Good. Here we go.

Characters

Haruno Sakura- A medic ninja-in-training, pink-hair, emerald eyes, 14, Chunin

Hatake Kakashi- Silent, has his masked face to a (coughpervertedcough) book,30, (a/n:LoL)

Jounin

Yamanaka Ino-over-talkative, takes care of the flower shop her mom owns, 14, Chunin

Hyuga Hinata- hard-working, IS IN LOVE with a certain someone (coughnaurtocough), 14, Chunin

Uchiha Sasuke- er..jerk, defeated his brother, Itachi, raven haired boy, 15, Chunin

Hyuga Neji- just like Sasuke, pearl white eyes, cousins with Hinata, protective of her, cold-hearted,

15, Chunin

Nara Shikamaru-lazy, likes the clouds, super smart, 15, Chunin

Uzumaki Naruto-loud-mouthed blond boy, IS STILL IN LOVE with RAMEN, one-day-to-be-

Hokage, 15, Chunin

" " Tenten-tom-boy, chestnut colored hair, hyper-active, 14, Chunin

-Team 7-

"Yo." Kakashi, poofing out of no where, said.

"YOU ARE 5 HOURS LATE!"A pink-haired girl and a blond-haired boy shouted at their ex-sensei. Sakura looked like she would kill him and Naruto just dropped his head. Sasuke just sighed.

"Let's get going. What's our mission?" Sasuke ask. Suddenly, everyone clamed down.

"Let's go to town, first. I need to go pick up something." Kakashi said. His pupils looked at him funny but no one said a thing.

'What the hell is wrong with Kakashi?' thought Sasuke.

'Ne..?This is weird…and akward.' Saukra thought, putting her arms behind her head, like a sleeping stance.

'I hope we get ramen!' Naruto thought, his mouth watering at the thought of Miso Ramen.

"No, Naruto, it isn't ramen. We have to go to Tsuname with the rest of the Chunins." Kakashi said.

"Why?" Saukra asked. Kakashi just shrugged and brought a book out of his backpack and starting to read it.

"SENSEI, STOP READING THAT!" Naruto shouted at Kakashi. Before they could argue, they heard a rumbling. Then it got closer. All they eyes went into o shaped. (Like this o.o.)

"AH SHIT!" Sasuke shouted out of no where. "It's those bitches again." Everyone looked at him. "I mean fan club. let's run before we get squashed flat." They suddenly started to run. They jumped from roof top to roof top then tree to tree. Finally they lost the fan club girls. They sat down and rested.

"Man..that was A LOT of girls." Sakura said, breathing hard. Naruto looked like he was gonna faint. Sasuke didn't even broke a sweat. Kakashi looked at his watch. It read 5:55 pm.

"Damn, we got 5 minutes to get to Tsuname." Kakashi said, almost yelling. The fear of Tsuname getting mad hit everyone and they started running. Running fast. They hurried to her office. When they arrived, they had 2 minuties until Tsuname would announce about what's going to happen. The room was crammed with people.

"Okay, I'm glad we got here on time. Where's Kakashi? There? Good. Okay. All Chunins.." Tsuname began.

"What's wrong with me being early?" Kakashi asked. Everyone turned their heads to him. They glared.

"IMPOSTER!" nearly everyone shouted.

"Ahh…It's okay. We were with him. Haha.." Sakura started to say and ended with a nervous laugh.

Everyone seemed to clam down.

"Like I was trying to say. All chunins will live in a building together." Tsuname said. Eyes popped out of their eye sockets. "The girl chunins will stay with each other in a separate building and the boys will stay in another."

"Why so sudden change?" Asuma asked.

"It was the Third's wish." Tsuname said. "No one knew his intentions but he had two lodges built near the town but near the forest. My guess is for security reasons. You, chunins start today. The girls get the lodge on the right. Guys on the left. Go home and get your stuff. Today you get to party. Good luck. You may leave." Everyone was amazed by what Tsuname just said. No one moved an inch. "GET OUT!" Everyone was awoken from the trance and literally ran out.

"AHHH! SAKURA!" Tenten screamed out of nowhere. "COME ON! INO AND THE REST OF THE GIRLS ARE GONNA GO TO EACH OTHER HOUSES AND PACK THERE! IT'LL BE FUN!"

"COMING!" Sakura shouted back. She ran to her friends.

'Can't believe this is happening!" Sakura thought.

"This is our chance to steal Sasuke!'

'I thought I shattered you to pieces. When I said I didn't like him.'

"AHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA LIVE WITH EACH OTHER! LET'S HAVE A KAKROKE NIGHT!" Ino yelled in excitement. "Let's stop at Tenten's house last cause she lives nearest to the lodge." Everyone agreed.

"Hey..I wonder how many bathrooms are there.." Hinata said. (A/N: Amazing, she isn't stuttering. Well, of course she's with her friends.) This stopped everyone in their tracks. "Let's figure it out when we get there." she quickly said. The rest of the way there was silent and they arrived at the lodge.

Is this chapter too short? Haha. Oh well. Please R&R. I accept flames. I'll have the next chapter up sometime soon.