Miray: Oh wow...sorry but my computer's being all messed up. While I was waiting for the computer to be fixed, I just thought up of a brilliant idea for my next fic. And here it is! I thought that this was a cute idea. :)

A/N: If you're easily disturbed, then do not read this fic.

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Beyblade.


SPIKE!

by: Miray

Rei's POV

Moms are usually weird. They tell their kids to wear the most geekiest clothes, they buy themselves jewelry, and then they would go to bar at night and leave their kids home alone. They care too much about what they wear, and they always try to start their own fashion trends.

My mom was no exception.

After I decided I couldn't take anymore of that pink haired animal, a.k.a. Mariah, I moved to Tokyo. Of course, being the protective mom that she was, she went along too. It took us a long time to find a nice school I could attend. But at long last, we decided that I should attend Hokai Village, a school famous for it's sports team.

Back in my hometown, I was the best there was at sports. I was a fast runner, running two miles in thirteen minutes. I could shoot hoops, kick, and hit a ball. Maybe I was too good for a guy my age.

It was only a week until school started. The school still hadn't mailed home my uniform yet. I was starting to think that my mom forgot to register me. But as I was thinking all these thoughts, my mom came barging into my room.

"Rei, darling! Your uniform has arrived!" she squeeled.

I rolled my eyes. What was there to get so excited about?

"Sweetheart, I just found out that HV was also famous for its super cute uniforms! Oh, how lucky we were to find such a nice school." she said in a dreamy voice.

Cute? Now hold on just a minute...

She messily opened the package, throwing the brown paper everywhere. As she pulled out the uniform, she squeeled. I screamed.

After all the squeeling and screaming, there was a moment of silence. I was too lost for words. My mom was rubbing the uniform against her face. I had to break the silence somehow, so I said the first thing that came to my mind.

"Mom...that's a skirt." I said, horrified. In front of me was a plaid red skirt. Along with it was a white blouse and a tie that matched the skirt. The package also had a plaid hair ribbon.

My mom looked at me and raised her eyebrow. "I didn't tell you?" she asked.

I shook my head. Of course she didn't tell me. She was always busy drinking at a club or shopping for expensive crap.

My mom put a hand on her hip. "Rei, not only does HV have good sports team, but they're THE BEST. And volleyball is their top sport. Which is why I want YOU to play on their volleyball team. You were the top back at the village."

I was confused on how this lead up to me wearing a skirt.

"But here's the problem, Rei. Unlike where we came from, this school doesn't allow guys to play volleyball. It's an 'all girl' sport. So that's why you'll attend Hokai Village as a girl!" she exclaimed.

My jaw dropped. Tell me she was kidding.

"No. I don't want to. Why didn't you ask me first?" I asked, hurt and angry.

"Rei, baby, I thought this would be a nice opportunity for you to play in the big leagues." she said softly.

I shook my head. "But I don't want to, mom! I want to go to school as a guy, go on dates with girls, I WANT TO GO AS THE SAME SEX I AM NOW!" I yelled.

My mom had a sad smile on her face. "I know Rei. I know this is a lot asking out of you. But there's no turning back now. You're registered as a female. It can't be changed."

I stared at my mom, then at the skirt. With a grunt, I yanked the clothes out of my mom's hand. "Fine. I'll try it on."

Normal POV

As Rei was changing, his mom sat thinking. She felt guilty for putting Rei through so much trouble, but she thought it would be highly amusing to see her son cross dress.

"I'm such an evil mother." she thought, giggling at the thought of Rei in a skirt.

A few minutes flew by, and the restroom door flung open.

There was silence. Rei was blushing a very dark shade of red. It took a moment before the sight of Rei sinked into her. Then all of a sudden, she shrieked.

"MY BABY IS SO CUTE!" she hugged Rei, squeezing him and squeeling at the same time.

It was just an image that you couldn't seem to forget. Rei in a very short skirt, Rei wearing a blouse and a tie, Rei with his hair down, and Rei without the head band. It was an image that can cause any guy to have a nosebleed.

Rei pushed his mom away. "Mom, I look like a ko-gal. I'm ugly."

But the words he spoke did not match the thoughts in his mind. He thought that he made a pretty cute babe.

His mom smiled even wider, then she frowned.

"We're going to have to do something about that mustache that's growing. I guess I'll have to wax it."

"Mom..."

"Oh, and your eyebrows. I'll pluck them weekly for you."

"MOM."

"Your chest is flat. But no worries, I'll let you wear my enhanced bras."

"MOM!"

To Rei, this was going to be a long school year. A VERY long school year.

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Miray: Well, there's the first chapter! Hopefully this will develope into a wonderful fic! Thanks and review!

Oh, and if you're wondering, I will not be updating my other fic for a while. I'm having a writer's block on that one. So while you're waiting, enjoy tihs one!