A/N: It's been a while since I wrote fan fiction and yeah……
Disclaimer: Full Metal Alchemist © Arakawa Hiromu-sensei, and erm, I OWN THE STORY, NE…..sue me if you want to, I have tons of Monopoly cash. MWAHAHAHAHA……..throws free ice-cream
Part 1: The Central Academy of Highly Explosive Laboratories
"I suppose this is it. Ed, Al, let's go," said a man with blonde hair.
They were outside a large building. The man motioned for the younger boys to follow him, and then they heard a loud explosion and an enormous scream.
"PRINCIPAL!"
The principal looked up from his desk full of papers. His small eyes scanned the room for the presence of a human being. He could see nothing, for mountains and mountains of letters, forms, bills, whatever, filled the entire place.
"How irritating," me muttered and snapped his fingers and watched the papers turn into ashes.
"Principal! The students…..they……..they…….BURNED THE LABORATORY! AGAIN!" screamed the teacher.
The principal listened carefully to the teacher scream and ramble about the students of class 6D and their experiments.
"Really, sir! I do NOT know how anyone can stand them! THEY ARE A MENACE TO SOCIETY! I demand you take some action!" yelled the teacher.
"Right, I will," said the principal casually and called for his assistant.
"Miss Hawkeye? I need to see you," he said through the intercom.
"Yes, Principal"
An intelligent looking woman with blonde hair walked in. She was in her late twenties and had a strict look on her face.
"Miss Hawkeye, could you please show Miss Anderson out? She wishes to resign," said the principal.
Miss Hawkeye stared at the principal for a moment, nodded and motioned for the teacher to follow her and they walked out.
"What am I going to do with them?" thought the principal as he took out the bills. He studied them carefully sighed and snapped his fingers again.
"6D have destroyed more school property than the rest of the classes put together," he thought as he took out that year's yearbook and searched for the 6D class photo. He noticed that they all seemed to be making faces at the camera, and their homeroom teacher, Miss Anderson seemed to have fled.
"No point asking them to retake this photo," he thought and put the yearbook back onto the shelf.
"Is there anything wrong, sir? You seemed stressed"
The principal looked up and saw Miss Hawkeye back from sending off Miss Anderson. The principal smiled at her, then remembered where he was, shook his head and put a tern look on his face.
"6D has blown up Laboratory B and cased more than 10,000 dollars worth of damage. It appears that the entire laboratory on the third floor is completely destroyed because of the students tried to transmute some boiling water into kerosene"
"Oh dear"
"Right, as a result, I am afraid we have to call the student's parents. He will be suspended for at least a week"
"Which student is it, sir?"
"It appears to be Mr. Tringham this time, Russell Tringham that is"
"Hmm"
The room was silent for a moment.
The principal sighed.
"What am I going to do Miss Hawkeye? This is the second time a laboratory was destroyed in 5 months! The Board of Education is beginning to ask questions! This is madness! I might have to be replaced if this doesn't stop," sighed the principal.
"Sir! Be positive! That won't happen," said an alarmed Miss Hawkeye.
"Anything is possible, Miss Hawkeye," moaned the principal. "What we need is a strict teacher, one who knows how to discipline strictly"
Miss Hawkeye raised an eyebrow.
"I might know someone who fits that description, why don't you call your friend? What was his name again, Hughes? He might be able to help," said Miss Hawkeye.
"Right, that sounds good, I'll call him. Thank you Miss Hawkeye, you may leave now," said the principal.
Miss Hawkeye walked out of the door.
"Maes," thought the principal as he searched for his phone book. He finally fond the number and dialed it.
Ring. Ring. Ring.
"Hello?"
"Maes, it's Roy"
"Ah! Roy! Long time no chat! Want to go for a drink? Listen, I just got some pictures of Elysia developed. She looks so adorable!"
"Thank you for the offer Maes, but I'm quite busy at the moment. I need your help," said the principal impatiently.
"Right, let's hear it"
"Some students of mine have been causing trouble again. Know of any strict teachers who might like a transfer?"
"Hmm, yeah, as a matter of fact there is someone here who the students totally hate. Us teachers too, you know? I'll settle the documents; it should be done by the end of the month. It's the Central Academy of Highly Advanced Alchemy, right?"
"No, it's Highly Explosive Laboratories"
"What!"
"Oh, sorry, never mind. Yes, Highly Advanced Alchemy"
"See you then," sad Maes on the other line.
"Right," said the principal.
The principal sighed and muttered something. He then picked up a pen and began to sign papers.
Little did he know that the pen that he was writing with had been modified.
The students of 6D sat in their classroom next to the radio.
"So they think hey can control u, eh? Fat chance," said the blonde named Russell.
"Russell, I think you're in trouble," said one of the boys.
"It doesn't matter, we got rid of Miss Anderson," said Lyra, a girl
"What do you think this new person is going to be like?" asked another girl.
"Probably very horrible," said another.
"Whatever he or she is like, I'm sure we can handle it, even if something bad happens, I can help out," said Winry.
"Yeah, automail freak," said Russell.
Winry shrugged.
"Whatever it turns out to be, I'm sure it will be a piece of cake, we are after all the top class," said Lyra casually.
For the first time in the history of the Central Academy of Highly Advanced Alchemy, Principal Roy Mustang can finally relax, but not too long later, Miss Hawkeye came back in.
"Sir, there is someone who wishes to see you," said Miss Hawkeye.
"Bring him in," said the principal.
A tall blonde man walked in and two young boys followed. One was a small sized boy who had his hair braided while the other was a little taller and his hair a little darker.
Principal Roy Mustang looked up and smiled.
"Ah, Hohenheim, long time no see"
A/N: ARGH! Please correct me if I'm wrong, ne, I kinda forgot my spelling. XD Anyway, review please! NEED FEEDBACK, PEOPLE!