Disclaimer: I don't own -hey Pikachu! this is not for eating! Put the disclaimer down Pikachu... Pikachu!- CHOMP "Pika pi pika!" chew chew chew

Okay, let's try that again, hopefully pikachu won't eat it this time...

I don't own DBZ, or Santa Clause, or walmart.

Review Time! (the last!)

J.S: Heeheh, thanks! King Henry the eight actually wasn't my blood relative, I'm related to him through marrige rights. (My ansector married some one related to his majesty :P) I actually don't resemble him in anyway. Cool about your ancestry too.

Grand Wolf: The Drunk chapter took me the longest to plan out. But because I live in South Beach, finding drunks to observe was easy. Even at 11 am. Shenlong shrunk himself down for the occasion. I just couldn't help bringing him into the story.

Riyo Sohma: Thanks?

J.Jaguron: I don't either. I don't understand drinking very much, I had to spend some time obsereving drunk adults to get the stupidity level just right. As far as dragons go...I don't get that either.

Inuyashafan92: I am I am... Hey wait, were you following the story this whole time?

thewriterofstuff:Yes, I know chapter ten was not my best work. You try writting with two siblings hanging off your arms! XP

.:Chapter Twelve: Presents Time:.

"SPLOSH" Vegeta sat up with a jolt. He wipped the water out of his eyes. "What the hell happend?" he asked rubbing his faceand waiting for the room to come into focus. Trunks stood over him with and empty bucket. "Merry Christmas Dad!" He said tossing the bucket.

Vegeta looked around. He was still in the Son's living room, lying on the floor. The clock on the wall read 6 am. "Ohhh, my head.." He groaned and lay back down on the floor. Trunks threw himself on Vegeta's back. "Ommhp! what did you do that for brat?" He asked, turning to face Trunks.

"Well, Christmas morining is when we open presents!" He said, clapping his hands gleefully. "Goten went to go wake his parents up. Piccolo helped us bring all the presants from our house, so we could spend Christmas day here!"

Goten came bounding into the living room with his parents following. Goku and Chi chi looked more dead than alive. Goten walked over and handed his parents cups of coffe, which they greatfully accepted. Shenlong had even decided to stay the night, curled up in a chair in the corner.

Gohan walked around with the coffee cups offering them to everyone as they woke. Bulma looked like something from beyond the grave as Gohan leaned down and provided her with a cup of coffee.

Vegeta snatched the cup out of Gohan's hand as he passed. Even Shenlong recived a cup, although he had not been drinking. "I love the smell of coffee in the morning!" He said as he took a drink from his cup.

When everyone had recived a cup of coffee, they all crowded around the Son's christmas tree, which was now more presents than tree. Goku reached into the mass of gifts and pulled one out.

"Okay, this one is for Shenlong, and it's from me!" Goku said happily as he handed Shenlong the gift. Shenlong ripped open the package with his front claws. Inside was a pair of ovenmits. "Wow!" Shenlong said happily. "Antler warmers!" He said placing one on each of his dragon antlers.

Everyone starred at Shenlong, but no no one thought to correct him on the use of oven mits. Chi chi grabbed a package from the pile. "This one is for Trunks, and it's from Goten." She said, handing Trunks the gift, which he earnestly wripped open. "Alright! the new Goku action figure, thanks Goten!"

Opening the gifts went smoothly untill...

Piccolo tugged a large box out of the corner. "This one is for Goku and it's from Shenlong." He said handing the gift to Goku. Everyone watched as Goku ripped the ribbion off of the giant box. Chi chi looked on in curiosity. "Gee what's in there Goku? It's such a large box." She said. Goku took a deep breath and removed the lid. Bardock was still asleep, but Raditz waas wide awake and angry. He glared up at Goku.

Chi chi looked inside the box. "Sweet Kami!" She shouted when she saw what was inside the box. Goku reached in and pulled Raditz out. He undid the ropes that were gagging him. "Kakkarot you idiot! How longer were you planning to leave us in there? As soon as I get out of these ropes, I'm gonna beat you sensless! He screamed, wiggiling to try to get free of the ropes that were restraining him. Everyone in the room starred as Raditz tried to stand and ended up face first on the floor.

Goku lifted Raditz into a sitting position, while Raditz yelled out threats and insults. Chi chi suddenly pulled a broom from behind the tree and knocked Raditz out with it. "She scares me, sometimes." Krillen wispered to Bulma. Bulma nodded in aggrement.

Kriollen reached under the Tree. "This one's for Vegeta, buit it dosen't say who it's from..." He said handing Vegeta the package. Vegeta unwrapped it quickly. Inside there was a calender with a picture of Vegeta himself on it. It was entitled "Vegeta's Christmas moments."

Vegeta flipped to the first picture, which was a shot of him and Goku in the dressing room looking extremly puzzled. he flipped to the next one, It was Him dressed as Santa hugging that cute little girl. Vegeta was getting angrier and angrier as he fillped through the calender. next month had a picture of Vegeta screaming like a little girl over the worm that the kid had tried to give him. The next had a picture of him screaming in the backseat of Goku's car. The rest of the pictures had him drunk at the christmas party.

Vegeta was angrier than he thought was possible. He flipped the calender over. In small print, the calender had the copy write and a singal name. "Steve the anime Paparazzi..." Vegeta read with a growl. He riped the calender up. Everyon in the living room was trying really hard not to laugh as they moved on to the next present.

Trunks and Goten slid two large, thin packages out of the pile. 'These are for... The Son's family, from Vegeta." Goku looked surprised. Bulma had already gotten everyone in there family presents, so why would Vegeta join in in gift giving?

Goku and Chi chi unwrapped the packages. "This is it." Thought Vegeta. "My gift shall be superior to all these idle trinkets!" Goku, Chi chi, Gohan, and Goten gasped in surprise and delight when they saw the TVs. Bulma Gasped in mortification, wondering how much they costed, and what her credit bill would look like next month.

"Ohhhhhhh, Thank you Vegeta!" Chi chi half-sang. She bounded over to Vegeta and hugged him around the neck. Vegeta froze, unsure what to do. Everyone laughed, including Goku and Bulma. Goku handed Vegeta a small, round package. "Merry Christmas Vegeta!" He said.

Vegeta unwraped the package. In side was a little, round happy-face ball. "It's for when you'r stressed out or upset.." Goku began to explain, but by the time he had gotten that far, The Happy face strees ball had met its match in Vegeta's clenched fists. The silicione beads scattered all over the floor.

"Uh, Dad, are you okay?" Trunks asked. Vegeta turned to Trunks. "Is this it, is this what we spent all this time and energy on? This is all I get in return?" He asked, holding up the broken toy. "Yup!"Trunks said. "And that's what Christmas is all about."

The End

-Finally finished. Now I'm gonna kick back, relax and start working on my new supernatural DBZ fic, "Static", comming January! (Maybe sooner, I just need a break...) Till then!

- Kida