Downloading Music Is Wrong-Nyu

--I don't own Di Gi Charat, I just love to read and watch it. It belongs to my manga idol Koge-Donbo. Arigatou-nyu

Monday. The beginning to the week and the beginning of a busy week for Dejiko, the idol of GAMERS. And although the store hadn't been very busy lately, Dejiko still found reason to complain…

"Why am I the only person working-nyo!" She shouted throwing her arms up in the air, in a fit of anger. "Where is Usada-nyo? She should be helping me-nyo!"

Just then a small chuckle came from the room above the store, the room where Dejiko and Puchiko shared.

"What is that noise? I bet its Usada slacking off-nyo!" She hissed as she dashed up the stairs determined to find out what or who was cackling during work hours.

She slammed open the door to find Puchiko typing away at the small computer in the corner of the room.

"What do you think your doing-nyo? Shouldn't you be working?" She snapped, if it was one thing she hated, it was someone slacking off, when she, herself was slacking off.

"I'm on break-nyu."

"PAH! BREAK-NYO!" She snapped once more. "So what are you doing-nyo?" She replied quickly getting over the fact that Puchiko was on her break.

"Nothing-nyu." She shook her head cutely, "Just downloading music-nyu."

"GASP-NYO!" Dejiko squeaked, throwing her hands in front of her face, "You know what happens to little kittens who download music-nyo?"

Puchiko simply blinked, and let out a small mew as she watched Dejiko get a sly grin across her face.

"They get eaten by the 'illegally-downloaded-monster-bent-on-kidnapping-little-kittens-and-eaten-there-souls-thing'-nyo!" Teased Dejiko as she wiggled her fingers, "They chew and chew until you're no more-nyo!"

"But…" Little Puchiko tried to speak but was quickly interrupted by Dejiko,

"Besides," Dejiko carried on, "It's very sad that you STEAL money from famous J-pop singers-nyo. How can you sleep at night knowing that you're stealing money from Maaya Sakamoto-nyo!"

"But…" Puchiko was once again interrupted,

"And what about poor L'Arc-en-Ciel-nyo?" She whined throwing her arms up into the air, making a huge scene.

"You're not listening to Puchiko-nyu." Puchiko blinked, her voice as calm as always.

"GASP-NYO!" Dejiko turned and looked at Puchiko her eyes widened with fear, "Will you download MY music when I'm famous-nyo!" She then turned away again, "You can download Usada's music," She snickered then turned back to her small sidekick, "BUT NOT ME-NYO!"

"Puchiko's trying to talk to you-nyu." She tried once more her finger lifted.

"HOW COULD YOU-NYO!" And with that Dejiko slammed open the door and dashed outward, not knowing that she had squished Gema with the door.

"Are you alright-nyu?" Puchiko asked as she looked at Gema's squished self left behind the door.

"What is her problem-gema?" He muttered, still all squishy.

"She thinks I'm downloading music illegally-nyu."

"Well, are you-gema?" He asked after fixing himself up to working order.

"No." She shook her head, "I have Napster-nyu."

END

Note: HAHAhahaha…one shots are so fun.

I don't own Napster by the way, I just didn't mention it earlier cause it would have ruined the ending.