Hiei was sitting down in an armchair, looking at all the children. The children were eyeing him curiously. One blonde-headed boy raised his puny little hand and asked, "Mr. Hiei, what are we learning today?"

"Have you ever asked your parents' where babies come from," Hiei replied. "Well, now here's the answer. Heh, heh, heh..."

He took out a chart, hidden conveniently inside his briefcase. And he held it up as high as he could, which wasn't very high at all because almost half of the chart was on the floor.

"Damn shortness. Just a second, kids," Hiei said as he tried to hook the chart to the board. He jumped and did a little jiggy as he tried to put it on the board. But he was way to short.

"Hey, you there, give me a boost..."

"But Mr.-"

"Shut up and give me a boost!"

With a little frustration, the kid used all of his strength to lift Hiei up.

"Come on, don't they have PE here!" One of the girls raised her puny little hand and answered, "What's a 'PE'?"

"Piss of Education! Now, shut up class!" The kids now looked up at the newly laid up chart. They were surprised to see a man's 'who-who'.

"Now this, my class, is the most dangerous part of a man's body. A who-who, also known as a penis, pecker, wanker, wang, willy (whoa, lotta 'w'), dingle-dangle, twig and two berries, and spaghetti and meatballs."

"Can we call it macaroni and cheese?"

"Sure, kid." Hiei now pointed at the long thingy of the who-who.

"I repeat, a who-who is a dangerous creature. Girls, you do not want to touch one. Not as much for the boys as much for the girls."

"But, Mr. Hiei, what would happen if you touched one?"

"It would spit acid all over you." He now pointed at the two ball-like thingies.

"Now, these are the acid sacks. The only way to kill a who-who is to puncture these. After you kill a who-who, it will slump its little head down and go to sleep. If you see any one that wields a who-who go to the hospital, don't be surprised."

"Now, if a girl meets up with a who-who, know this. Who-who's can be good, but can also be dangerous. First thing you do is grab. By now, your eyes are probably closed, thinking about what would happen next. Don't worry, I won't type that part. Um... I like pie..."

"I like apple-"

"Shut up! I was in the middle of a very interesting conversation. Um... uh..." RING, RING "Oh, class is over! Next lesson, the evil hole, a boy's worst terror."

Author's Notes: Might not be as good as you expected it be, cause I did this when I was bored. Hope you like it, and if you don't, feel free to express your opinion.

CSG