Bye Bye Robin!

By Strix Moonwing

Hi I'm Strix Moonwing! This is my first story ever! (Does happy fan girl dance) before I start the story I need to make a few things clear to the readers. First of all these two are my co host! (Beast Boy and Cyborg fall out of the ceiling and land beside Strix Moonwing.)

BB: Dude! Where are we?

Me: In my Fan fiction! You're my co host!

Cyborg: Says who!

Me: Says me! Strix Moonwing! (Strikes noble pose)

BB: Strix Moonwing? What kind of name is that?

Me: Strix as in Strix Struma from the Guardian of Ga'hoole books (I turn into An owl and fly around) and Moonwing because it sounds like a Warrior cat like name (lands and changes into a cat then back to human.)

Cyborg: You can't make us be your co host!

Me: Yes I can because if you two don't be my co host then I'll tell everyone on the internet that you two watch soap operas.

Both of them: WE DON'T WATCH SOAP OPERAS!

Me: (pulls out a tape recorder and pressed the play button. Beast Boy and Cyborg's voice are heard saying "Hi! I'm Beast Boy. And I'm Cyborg. And we WATCH SOAP OPERAS!) You were saying?(smiles evilly)

Both: Never mind…..

Me: Good! Now read these cards.

Beast boy: Strix Moonwing does not own Teen Titans or the play Bye Bye Birdie or if she did Raven and Beast Boy would be going out by now…..Hey!

Cyborg: Strix Moonwing would like to dedicate this story to her sister StarfireK who is also a fan fiction writer. Please review!

Me: Now with the story!

P.S.: For all you readers who don't know Bye Bye Birdie is a broadway play that was made in the 80s or something so some of the words might sound wierd.)

Chapter I: The Contest

The band starts to play the theme song and the curtains open. May the show begin...

Theme song: We love you Robin oh yes we do!

We love you Robin and we'll be true!

When you're not near uswe're blue!

Oh Robin we love you! ( Ha Ha Ha! You thought I meant the Teen Titan theme song! Too bad because this here is the Bye Bye Birdie theme song. I was in the play and I had to sing it over and over and over…)

The story now begins at Teen Titans Tower………

It was a normal day at the Teen Titans tower. Robin was in the evidence room looking at some files on Slade. Starfire was in the kitchen making something that I wouldn't touch with a ten yard pole and Cyborg and Bumblebee were playing video games on the game station. The only strange thing was that no body knew where Beast Boy or Raven was. (We'll get to that in Chapter 2!)

"Hey Sparky! Have you seen Raven or Beast Boy any where?" asked Bumblebee still not moving her eyes from the game. (She's winning!)

"No, why do you ask?" asked Cyborg who was trying to catch up to Bee on the game.

"I don't know. I was wondering. I mean they could be kidnapped be a villain or something."

"Hmmm Hm" muttered Cyborg still not convicted.

Bee thought for a second and smirked. "Or they could be on a date."

That did it. Cyborg spat out the soda he was drinking. "BEAST BOY and RAVEN on a DATE! Being kidnapped I can understand, Raven killing BB I can understand, but the two of them dating? Uh-uh not happening. Raven hates BB.

Bee shook her head sadly. "Cyborg, Cyborg, Cyborg. You can be so naïve. Beast Boy and Raven have been having a crush on each other for a long time."

Cyborg was still confused. "How did you know?"

"Starfire and I have known for weeks"

"What about Robin?"

"PU-please Robin wouldn't know romance if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cozy!" (Yay for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! I hope they use that quote in the movie. I'm going to be the first one at the movie theater to see it. An angry mob of HP lovers surround me with torches and wands handy. I smile nervously. "I mean WE will be the first ones to see it." They leave.)

"Who's Dobby?"

"Don't know. The name just stuck in my head."

Cyborg was still upset that BB didn't tell him that he liked Raven. "I can't believe it! I mean I am is best friend! He should tell me these things!"

"I can't believe that I just beat you by 1,000 points."

"Yeah I…huh? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Wailed Cyborg as Bee did a victory dance around Cyborg's pathic body. He recovered and turned the game off. "Oh well that game was getting boring anyway. Me and BB played it over a hundred times by now. Let's turn on the tube."

Suddenly as soon as the TV. was on the commercial guy from the episode Overdrive came on. "Are you bored playing the same game a hundred times? Do you want to try something new?" The guy gets a really cool looking video game out like the one that BB destroyed on Employ of the Month. "Then you need to buy this! The X-BOX 3000! And for this month only the price is $3000! Buy it today!" The TV magically turns itself off.

Cyborg was in a state of shock. "So shiny! I must have it!" Cyborg screamed as he ran toward the phone. Luckily Bee tripped him before he could reach it.

"Are you nuts? Did you even hear the price of that thing! $3000 DOLLARS! We don't have that much cash! Screamed Bee as paced around the room.

But Cyborg was no quitter. "Then we'll make some cash!"

"How can we make that must cash before the month is over?"

Cyborg thought about this (risky uh?) and after a couple minutes of painful thinking it hit him. Really!

"OW!" cried Cyborg as a large rock came crashing through the window and hit him on the head.

"What is it?" asked Bee looking at the rock which had a note with hearts on the cover tied to it. Cyborg looked at it, shrugged, and threw it in the trash with many more rocks like the first one.

"Oh don't worry. It's just another fan letter from some crazed girl who wants to date Robin."(I could have sworn I saw my rock in there some where!) Suddenly Cyborg's face light up. "Bee! I think I know how we can make some fast cash!"

"Really! How?" Bee asked clearly impressed.

"Okay you know how much the fan girls love Robin (it's true)? Asked Cyborg.

"Yes."

"Well we make a contest where each girl has to pay us 10 dollars and we put the name of every girl in the city in a tally and we pick one and the one we pick from the tally will get to kiss Robin!"

Bee thought about every thing that Cyborg said for a moment before getting a giant smirk on her face. "Sparky...that's so crazy it just might work! Wait shouldn't we tell Robin!

"Don't worry you leave Robin to me. You just start getting the contest ready."

Bee walked over to the window and a smile slowly grew on her face. "Oh Sparky! Speaking of kissing you should come see this here!

Cyborg walked over to the window next to Bee. "What I do see any….OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT THE….! OH CRUD!"

Out the window stood Beast Boy and Raven sitting by the rocks ….KISSING! (YAY!)

"OH! I have to tell this to Starfire! Cried Bee flying to the phone. Cyborg just fainted in spot.

Strix Moonwing: Yay! I'm done with my first chapter!

BB: Yay! Me and Raven kissed! No! I mean….Uhhh you made me kiss Raven.

Cyborg: Yay! Me and Bee are going to embarrass Robin!

Strix Moonwing: Please review!