Boogie:…I updates. Stop. The. Presses. No seriously though I've been going through a horrible case of writers block. The kind that lasts over a year. But I'm back…so yeah..rejoice..halleluja and all that. I thought when I started this I'd be able to finish it by valentines day, which ..was like I said over a year ago..so obviously that didn't go the way I wanted it. Also theres a good chance if your reading this now you might not see the story in alittle while..because I have the feeling I'll be taking down at least the first few chapters to edit them, because somewhere in my insanity I think I became a better writer..mildy..anyway. Theres not enough clashshipping out there so I'm urged to continue…maybe even give rise to other people writing some?!!! (Wants others to do her work for her) …Anyway..enjoy the insanity. Oh..and this will probably be short…Just long enough to get enough reviews to substain my urge to write more.. Fuck I might even update some of my other stories (Shock gasp!) By the way, thank you all my reviewers! ….Why you like this story..i'll never know.

Disclaimer: If I owned it, there would be more butt sex and blood. Enough said.

Warnings: …Butt sex and blood? Watch out for the OOC-ness as well, sadly enough I cant properly get into the mind set of a psychopathic Egyptian made from hate…But I'll try my goddamn hardest.

Okay like before, general run down is. "Speaking"/ 'Thoughts'/ Marik's crazy ass inner self speaking. Minus the /'s ..Oh and when you see ( ) these, that's not added authors notes..its just extra filler in the story ..not myself commenting on my own story..

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Mornings were glorious things indeed, from the time the mist covered the ground to when Ra would make his way into the sky, slowly covering the earth in golden liquid, reaching into bedrooms, and as the rays stretched across the floors it would create little shadows who would try in vain to escape to the darkness remaining. Birds awoken by morning would start to fly about and sing their beautiful songs; it was indeed a wonderful thing to awaken to. Nature was oblivious to the struggles of humans, the sun would rise and fall everyday, animals would hunt and eat while man would broadcast specials on fear of your own neighbors, murder, rape and other crimes, even things as innocent as flower shops could be turned into a subject of overwhelming fear and paranoia. But nature played its course everyday, and even something we view was almost frivolous as the sun rising could be enjoyable.

Yes, Yami on good days, which most were thanks to caring friends and family, highly enjoyed something so common as a sun rise, a new day, a new start, earths reboot in a way. But today was not good, nor even normal, there were no friends or family present when he awoke, even the sun was blocked out by one object.

Two amethyst orbs widened slightly and then narrowed as a blood lust expression settled on the golden face, mouth set in a defiant smirk.

"Ohayo, Yami-kun."

With a strangled gasp, the male shot up in bed, pupils turning to pinpoints in shock clearly showing bright red eyes, gaping openly at the other male who had by now pushed himself off the other and to the end off the bed, legs crossed and his expression growing more malicious by the second.

" Fuck.." The words flew out of his mouth before he had time to think, Marik raised an eyebrow before giving a low chuckle and making a 'Tsk tsk' noise, "W-what in the world are you doing in my house, or for that matter in my bedroom, even more importantly on my bed?!" The half yell half shriek from the former monarch made the deranged mans vicious smirk turn into that of the 'shit eating grin' variety.

"My, my..poor inane sovereign…Most of the night I wasn't on the bed, I was sitting on the floor inches from your face,..taking detailed pictures of your features and your bedroom, not to mention those snippets of hair I stole from your..how should I say it…beautiful crown of hair…of course there were the drawings that I did at slightly less interesting parts of the night but I think those might even be a bit too strange for you, I know they were for me…" Chuckling softly, the tan male leaned back slightly and yawned, mouth opening wide to reveal canines that looked barely human and quite possibly lethal. After pondering the possible vampire-like qualities of the Middle Eastern man on the foot of bed for a minute, Yami decided on the best course of action, and with a determined face, narrowed eyes and cat like reflexes he acted.

With a small yelp that ended in a almost feral growl Yami no Marik was knocked flat on his ass on the carpeted floor, and with a snarl he looked upwards at the former Pharaoh who was smirking on his bed with a very much obvious over all attitude he believed he had won.

"What the hell, Pharaoh?! I was joking, I knew you had no sense of humor, but damn! I was sleeping what the hell else do you think I would be doing in bed at night…don't answer that., but why for god's sake didn't you hit me with a pillow or something, smack me, kick me….but nooo …You had to swing the fucking puzzle at my head?! Look..look right here I'm bleeding! Do you see this, blood right here! It's on my finger…fuck this..i'm going to rub this on your pillow and see you try and get it out…" The rant went on, the playful albeit rather sadistic look was gone from his eyes the second his ass touched the floor. Well the playfulness was gone, the sadistic look increased tenfold along with what one would only call 'pissed' , however Yami wasn't totally bothered by this, since most of the other males looks consisted of some sort of violent emotion, that and no ones brain works 100 when they first wake up, so his thoughts were preoccupied by something else..

"Can vampires bleed?" Yami tilted his head to the side for a second, not remembering all the details of the vampire horror flick they had rented this Halloween, Marik however stopped in the middle of his rant, something about death and world domination no doubt, and gave Yami a look that clearly asked which of them was the insane one. Within a blink of the average humans eye, all of the whackos deranged anger was pointed in one direction, Yami's direction, so Marik went in that direction in the form of a flying leap onto a heap on the bed, more importantly, on Yami, pinning him down to the bed.

They stared at each other for a moment, well maybe stared wasn't the right word for that matter at hand, Yami was more like glaring and Marik was more like…snarling..a bit like a dog really..or possibly a vampire if they do indeed snarl. Of course after a few minutes of whatever the hell they were doing the mood and I suppose hormones and general stupidity died down quite a bit to the point that they were just in fact staring at one another.

"You do realize my knee is between your legs and if you don't get off me this very second there will be dire consequences, such as never having children and not being able to walk for a good week or longer."

"Ah, yes good…I was getting a bit bored anyway, and my arms are tired, holding myself up and all, what is your bed made out of cement? You were far more comfortable sleeping on top of." 'Regroup damnit, regroup! Stop acting like a child, don't let him get away with this, you are hate! No 'oh poor me, my arms are getting tired whatever shall I do, please will some brave young handsome….Nevermind that's not the point! You might as well own him, he is yours…don't let him boss you around…otherwise your just as whipped and pathetic as that damn Malik…Marik you're better then this..you're a killed..not a schoolboy..you're hate…not the Pharaoh's servant boy.'

"Pharaoh I'm not your whipped schoolboy servant." Marik looked Yami in the eye, in all seriousness.

"…Kay'…that's not weird at all, so now that we've cleared that up I wont…keep thinking that.." Yami scooted a few inches back, there really was no way of knowing what the hell was going on inside that mans head, and frankly Yami didn't want to know…No that's a lie, of course Yami wanted to know, how else would he find out what the other was plotting? Probably doom of some sort, but that was the problem at hand! What exact sort? Murder? Thievery (Knowing the people Marik hung around that didn't seem like that big of a leap to make)? Defiling police cars..again? General drunken debauchery? The possibilities were endless and it was starting to make the pointy haired (Granted there's no shortage of those around Domino) males head spin, he might have been used to waking up at the crack of dawn in Egypt but here he had gotten rather attached to the sleeping in life style. Yami seemed to finally snap back to his senses the second that tanned face leaned in far to close for comfort.

"Don't lean back, I was going to kiss you."

" Uh..no, no you weren't."

"I find you attractive."

"You find rotting corpses attractive." Oh yeah? I'll make you a rotting corpse, and I'll bet you'd be a damned pretty one too you fucking-!

"Only a few, but you don't understand, you're different, you're strong..a challenge.."

"So what, I'm basically a game to you? Get off me now or should I remind you of my knee placement." Yami rose and eyebrow but his eyes remained cold. Marik in turn gave him a look and a grin that really didn't match up with the vaguely childish tone of voice he was using.

"Yami's not a game to Marik…But..if I did win at the game..i'd keep you mine forever.." Forever and ever and ever…

The moment Yami opened his mouth to reply at the slightly cryptic comment the psychopath had made he found said psychopaths face was a lot closer, their faces were touching, his lips actually…oh my was that a tongue?

"Yami are you aw- Oh! Oh sorry! I'm sorry I'll l-leave I guess..uhm bye!" Yuugi, of course, zipped out of Yami's room as quickly ( And silently, damn that boy had almost ninja like skills, how did Yami not hear him on the stairs?) as he came in. Which was then followed by two pairs of wide eyes, one from the intrusion, the second came when the taller man was shoved (Hard) off the ex-Pharaoh.

Kanith. Yuugi Mutou; Note to self (Ha I made a joke to myself..sad)tell Bakura to injure the tiny moment killer in intercourse, badly.

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Boogie: ..(Cackles like a banshee) Dude..I barely remember writing half of that its been so long…I cant believe I actually got another (horribly short) chapter done! Seriously..man..I was reading back through old chapters and saw me calling myself 15?! What the fuck seriously, I'm turning 17 this year..has it really been THAT long?! Damn that's some funny shit right there..Anywho…Here's the new chapter..Maybe the next time I update will be in time for Valentines!! Ha….ha..dont kill me. Right so you people got a kiss..a short one but it had tongue…wasn't quite Pharaoh-rape..but you never know what's coming up later..neither do I..I don't plan these. Okeedokee…Bakura/Yuugi..some people hate it. I don't care, its not my favorite couple or anywhere near but..its cute and kinky enough for me to put it in. (One couple you will never see me write is puzzleshipping, I used to love it, I really cant stand it anymore.)

Ohayo Good Morning (Japanese biotch. Don't you just love those people who randomly throw Japanese words into a story about characters who are already Japanese..pretend it's the equivalent of a Japanese person saying ..Good Morning in English..whatever..live with it..it was too cute for me to pass up)

Kanith ..Its been in other chapters. It means Fucker.( Arabic..other..biotch..whatever its 4am I'm tired. )

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