Wee! This is going to be fun. I'm telling you, there's nothing like insomnia to inspire.

Oh, and just so you know, Rumiko Takahashi is the creator and owner of both the Inuyasha and Ranma ½ series.

Oh, and I don't know what each section of Sesshoumaru's clothing is called. I'm using the word "shirt" to refer to everything above the waist other than his fluffy thing (all hail the fluffy thing!) and armor. Not a good word choice, I know, but I don't know what any of it is called. Please let me know, and I'll gladly fix it. Till then, I think you all know what I'm talking about.

Also, yes, I am a lech, but that's not why this is my second Inuyasha quiz in a row that has him topless. As a coincidence, they both involved him getting wet, and since skin would dry faster than fabric, it only makes sense for him to wear as little as possible while in water so he can dry off quickly.

For those that have not read the manga or seen the TV show, Ranma ½ is hilarious, and the

The Cursed Springs of Jusenkyo is from this series. Each spring has a tragic tale about someone or something that drowned there, and when someone falls into a spring, they develop the body of whoever or whatever drowned there. Warm water will change them back to their own body, and cold water turns them back into the form from the cursed spring.

Chapter 1-

"Inuyasha! That's enough! Kirara is getting tired." Shrieked Kagome, the seventh time that day.

"We wouldn't have to hurry if you didn't go and tell Sesshoumaru about the shard!"

"Well there's nothing we can do about it now! Besides, how was I supposed to know he'd go after it? He didn't' show any interest in the shards before!"

"You were supposed to know because why else would he ask about it!"

"I don't know, maybe because-"

"Inuyasha! Kagome! Look, there it is!"

"And there HE is! Dammit!" Spat Inuyasha. Inuyasha and Kirara quickly made there way to the edge of the training grounds of Jusenkyo. It was a beautiful training ground with several beautiful springs, and many poles sticking up from the springs. Waiting for them by the springs were the last people Inuyasha wanted to see; Sesshoumaru and his followers.

"You're slow, little brother. Miko, where is the jewel shard?"

"My name-"

"Where?" Kagome growled, but conceded. She figured it was best to pick her battles.

"Over there, at the bottom of that spring." Before Inuyasha had time to react, Sesshoumaru had removed his armor and shoes, and was leaping from pole to pole over to the spring Kagome had pointed to. By the time he was above it he had removed his shirt and hung it on a near by pole, before diving into the spring.

Sesshoumaru felt odd, but he continued down towards the bottom of the spring. Unfortunately, he could not ignore the heat in his lungs, and had to come up for air. That's odd, he thought, coming up towards the surface. I can usually hold my breath much longer.

Everyone in the group gasped as a very beautiful young lady surfaced from the spring Sesshoumaru had just dived into. She had incredible, almost golden brown eyes and long, beautiful, silver hair flowing around her in the water clinging to her lovely shoulders, and shielding her shirtless chest from view.

"M-m-my lady!" crooned Miroku, "Please, allow me to-"

"What are-" Sesshoumaru stopped speaking. There was something decidedly un-demon lord-ish about his voice… He looked down where Miroku was staring and gasped, for the first time in many, many years.

Sesshoumaru pulled himself up onto the pole with great difficulty. He stood there; his back turned to the group, and assessed the damage. I have the body of a young, female, HUMAN! Damn… Damn damn damn… This is disgusting! I reek of human! Hm…I do seem to be a strong female human at least. Hm… I can probably make it to my shirt and onto another pole without exposing too much or falling into another spring… I mustn't fall in though; there is something wrong with this training ground.

And with that, Sesshoumaru pulled a ridiculous display of acrobatics to get himself- er, herself, dressed and to dry land. He tried to get to his armor, but the monk was standing between it and her.

"Move, human."

"Who are you to call me a human?" Replied the monk playfully, "After all, you are clearly a human… and a very pretty human at that."

Sesshoumaru growled, but it came out strange from his human throat. He reached for Tokijin, but the evil sword rejected this new, human Sesshoumaru. Without even taking the time to glare at the sword, he attacked Miroku with his poison claw! But, nothing happened. Sesshoumaru stared at his hand… His clawless hand… and as he stared, much to his horror, he felt something very unwelcome.

"Fool," hissed Sesshoumaru, while grabbing the front of the monk's robes. With all the strength he could muster, he hurled the lecherous monk… who landed with a splash in a near by spring.

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That was just too much fun to imagine. I'm not so sure about the actual writing though…