Escaping The Dojo

I'm still writing the next chapter of Unproclamed Love. So, yeah. And if you read this, please review.

Just dont flame me, give me good advice.

Do I really have to do this? Isn't it obvious? If not, fine. What a bunch of losers.

I DONT OWN RANMA!


"Ranma, hand me that suitcase"

"Which one, red, pink, orange, black, gray, or.."

"The white one, idiot." Akane whispered, within she could hit him.

Ranma snickered. Nothing he like better than an Akane who couldn't maul him. Or hit, scratch, scream, shout kick, etc. After Ranma handed over the suitcase (which said Akane, so you could see why she was mad), he walked over to a big furry panda holding a sign saying "Keep Things Quiet".

"Yo, pops, where exactly are we going?" Ranma asked Mr. Saotome.

Not telling, the panda wrote.

"Stupid Panda." Ranma muttered.

For months, Mr. Saotome and Mr. Tendo had been planning a getaway from the many crazy individuals living close by. And so that no one would be able to follow them, only Sound and Genma knew where exactly it was they were going. In fact, the rest of the family members had just found out three hours ago. So now, thirty minutes into the next day, the whole house was up and moving by flashlight, so that it seemed to be dark inside.

Thirty minutes and a girl Ranma later, the family was sneaking out the back in a single file. At Genma's institution, everybody was wearing some sort of disguise. Ranma wearing a maid outfit with a curly blonde wig. Soun and Genma were wearing gangster outfits with the big dollar sign gold necklaces. Nabiki wore a business suit with a longhaired wig. Kasumi wore old woman clothes with a white wig so that she looked like an old lady. At the end of the line, and as far away from the traumatized Ranma as possible, was Akane wearing a cat costume.

"Akane no baka. Has to wear a cat costume of all the things! I don't care if its only Akane, she has ears and a tail!" Ranma muttered to herself.

Twelve minutes and a neko Ranma later (Ranma bumped into Akane), they arrived near the outskirts of town. Quietly, as to not arouse suspicion, they all piled inside a large van and drove off into the night. In the front, Soun was driving with Genma at his side. In the middle of the van, where two seats stood apart, sat Nabiki in one and Kasumi in another. At the back were three seats were stuck together was Akane, followed by Neko Ranma. As soon as Akane sat down, Ranma followed her, putting her head on Akane's lap. Absentmindedly, Akane petted Ranma's head, and soon afterwards they both fell asleep.


Yeah, short. I know. I hate short chapters also. But I cant help it. I'm so freakin slow. N-E-Wayz, please review.