Chapter One: Girly Man!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, things would be different...
Ah, it's me, S.E...again. Yes, yes, I know I should be working on my other fics, but I had this great idea! Neji turning into a girl! Yeah...
Some OOCness. Hey, wouldn't you freak if you turned into a girl (or boy)? Hm, I thought so. Since we don't see Hanabi that much, I can't exactly make her perfect. Hey, at least I tried!
I'm open to anything you throw at me -gets hit by a car- Well...maybe not automobiles, but you get the point.
Now...on with the fic! Remember, no flames!
"Hn?" a voice groggily said as the person awoke from their slumber.
"Another day…ugh…" the voice said unhappily, not wanting to go on.
"Neji-nii-san! T-time for breakfast!" quietly yelled Hyuuga Hinata, a shy, blue-black haired girl.
"Coming!" Neji yelled.
Silence.
"Neji-nii-san, is there s-s-something w-wrong with your…v-voice?" she asked.
"What do you-WHAT!"
In the very large mirror located in Neji's room, stood Hyuuga Neji. Err…a girlish form of him.
"AAAAAAGH!" Neji screamed in a girly voice.
"Neji?"
"Uhh…" Neji was quite alarmed at this.
As if Neji couldn't have gotten any girlier, now he had breasts and a high pitched voice. How could he explain it to Hiashi? No…how was he a freaking girl?
"Ah no!...," Neji shrieked, "What's wrong with me? I'm so…"
"Did your brush get stuck in your hair again?" Hanabi rudely yelled.
Neji wasn't the one to go berserk, but it's not everyday you turn into a girl.
"What should I do?...hmm…!" He-er- she grabbed a shirt he usually wore and looked for pants.
"Eek! Too big! Am I really that fat?" Neji commented.
Neji frantically looked.
Do girls freak out over every small thing? His mind apparently didn't change gender.
"HURRY UP!" Hanabi screeched.
Neji, having no more ideas, slipped on the smallest pair of pants and swished down the stairs to breakfast.
"About time Neji- Neji!" Hiashi observed his nephew. Hinata looked shocked.
"Uhhh….I…." Neji was at a loss for words.
"What I miss? Oh my god! Neji turned into a girl! I knew it would happen!" Hanabi was amazed while Neji pouted.
"Neji-nii-san?..." Hinata didn't know what to say.
"You look fat!"
"Shut up!" Neji growled at Hanabi.
Hiashi was still thinking.
"Apparently…you have been struck with a jutsu…but why? And who…?" Hiashi said out loud.
"Why me? Why am I so dramatic! I can't stay this way" Neji said.
"He-er….Neji's right…" Hinata said, quietly, not wanting to upset her father.
"I'm going to speak to the Hokage…you…Neji…will not go training today. Not until….I figure out a way," Hiashi left the Hyuuga manor, leaving the three alone.
Three hours later
"Not go training?" Neji yelled.
"It's been three hours, and NOW you're noticing?" Hanabi rolled her eyes.
"Neji-nii-san…perhaps you can…try to find…new clothes…" Hinata barely spoke audibly, but Neji heard.
"What's wrong with what I'm wearing?" Neji demanded.
"You look fat!"
"H-Hanabi…please…" Hinata said to her younger sister.
"It's true!"
Neji hated this. Why him? Why?
"Neji…I have a skirt….it might fit you…I hope…" Even Hinata knew deep down Neji was a itty bitty chubby.
"No way!"
"FAT!"
Neji, not wanting to be insulted at by Hanabi, grumpily followed Hinata to her room.
"You…c-can stay out…I'll g-go find it, Neji-nii-san…" Hinata closed the door on the poor boy-girl as Neji waited outside.
How will I explain this to anyone? …Nobody must know…
It was a couple seconds later and Hinata had in her hands, a blue skirt.
"Do you have anything that's not blue?" Neji asked, not wanting to wear a skirt.
"Please…" she said.
Neji looked at it and snatched it and walked to his room.
Poor Neji…I hope he doesn't tear my skirt…it's my favorite…
S.E.: I liked it!
Chi: It sucks. Period.
Natasha: That's not nice!
Chi: -looks at job resume- Who said anything about being nice?
S.E.: -sigh- Chi...you idiot...