(BV) Hi all

(Bakura aka (B)) Hi you drunk git

(BV) Slaps him

(B) o.0

(BV) It's been awhile I know but I've decided to upload this chapter aswell as 3 chapters of my ever-popular Big Brother, be sure to check it out

(B) Yay

(BV) Anyway, I changed my screen name so I am no-longer Bakura Knight of Ni (BKN), I am now using my username that everyone recognises these days when it comes to me, BakuraVampire.

(B) Woop VV

(BV) Anywho, I'd love to read what you think and you'll get a hug from Bakura if you do ;)

(B) WTF?????

(BV) Enjoy ...Ni (Thought I'd keep this )

2 ANIMATION/LIVE ACTION SEQUENCE - DEATH AND DEVASTATION

CUT TO Terry Gilliam's sequence of Brueghel prints. Sounds of strange medieval music. Discordant and sparse. Wailings and groanings. The last picture mixes through into live action.
BIG CLOSE UP of contorted face upside down. A leg falls across it. Creaking noise. The bodies lurch away from CAMERA to reveal they are amongst a huge pile of bodies on a swaying cart that is lumbering away from CAMERA. It is pulled by a couple of ragged, dirty emaciated WRETCHES/Honda and Otogi (Otogi¡¦s sobbing over his dirty hair). Behind the cart walks another MAN/Kaiba who looks slightly more prosperous, but only on the scale of complete and utter impoverishment. He wears a black hood and looks sinister.

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: Bring out your dead!

We follow the cart through a wretched, impoverished plague-ridden
village. A few starved mongrels run about in the mud scavenging.
In the open doorway of one house perhaps we jug glimpse a pair of
legs dangling from the ceiling. In another doorway an OLD WOMAN/Anzu
is beating a cat against a wall rather like one does with a mat.
The cart passes round a dead donkey or cow in the mud. And a MAN
tied to a cart is being hammered to death by four NUNS with huge
mallets.

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: Bring out your dead!

There are legs sticking out of windows and doors. Two MEN/Rex and Weevil are fighting in the mud - covered from head to foot in it. Another MAN(Random Person who showed up) is on his hands in knees shovelling mud into his mouth. We just catch sight of a MAN/Marik falling into a well.

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: Bring out your dead!(This is Ridiculous)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: Here's one!

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: Ninepence.

BODY/Pegasus: I'm not dead! (Oooh a Birdie)

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: What?

LARGE MAN/Jouno: Nothing... There's your ninepence. (I'm poor TT)

BODY/Pegasus: I'm not dead! (Surprisingly enough)

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: 'Ere. He says he's not dead. (Who wrote this?)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: Yes he is.

BODY/Pegasus: I'm not!

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: He isn't. (Gah!)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: He will be soon. He's very ill. (And Drunk hehe)

BODY/Pegasus: I'm getting better! (Hic)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: You're not. You'll be stone dead in a few minutes.

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: I can't take him like this. It's against regulations. (Omg, Dead Collectors have regulations????)

BODY/Pegasus: I don't want to go on the cart. (It's ikky)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: Don't be such a baby. (I wonder what I'll be in my next life?)

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: I can't take him.

BODY/Pegasus: I feel fine. (I want to go home)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: Do me a favour.

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: I can't.

LARGE MAN/Jouno: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes. He won't be long.

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: I promised I'd be at the Robinson's. They've lost nine today. (Little bags of Spuds)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: When's your next round?

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: Thursday. (I'm Quitting if I don't get a better role)

BODY/Pegasus: I think I'll go for a walk.

LARGE MAN/Jouno: You're not fooling anyone you know.

(to CART DRIVER)

Isn't there anything you could do? (I want beer)

BODY/Pegasus: (singing unrecognisably) I feel happy... I feel happy.(Hic)

The CART DRIVER/Kaiba looks at the LARGE MAN/Jouno for a moment. Then they both do a quick furtive look up and down the street. The CART DRIVER/Kaiba very swiftly brings up a club and hits the OLD MAN/Pegasus. (Out of shot but the singing stops after a loud bonk noise.)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: (handing over the money at last) Thanks very much.(Yay)

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: That's all right. See you on Thursday. (Damn I enjoyed that)

They turn ... Suddenly all the village fall to their knees, touching forelocks etc. ARTHUR/Yami and PATSY/Yugi ride into SHOT, slightly nose to the air, they ride through without acknowledging anybody. After they pass, the LARGE MAN turns to the CART DRIVER.

LARGE MAN/Jouno: Who's that then?

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king. (Eyes twitchng)

LARGE MAN/Jouno: Why? (Oooh Yami )

CART DRIVER/Kaiba: He hasn't got shit all over him. (A pity too)

(BV) Poor wee cat TT
(B) What about it?
(BV) Anzu was cruel to it
(Anzu) Only because it was in the script
(BV) Begone from my sight, Bakura deal with her
(B) OK Banishs Anzu to The Shadow Realm until she is needed
(BV) yay , Thanks to everyone who reviewed I hope you liked this Chapter
(B) I didn't
(BV) Watch it or I'll tie you down to the "Rack Of Sexual Torture" again
(B) -Gulps-
(BV) hehe R&R and let me know what you think...Ni