Xiahou Dun's: Shot my Eye Into Pieces!

A.N.: I don't own DW, Koei does. Papa Roach owns Last Resort.

(to the tune of Last Resort, by Papa Roach, but not exactly like it)

(Xiahou Dun singing into the butt of his scimitar handle)

Shot my eye into pieces

That was his last resort

Pull the arrow

There's bleeding

Don't give a fudge if I eviscerate him

Do you even care if I eviscerate him?

(Xiahou Yuan giving guitar with his bow and bowstring)

That was his last resort

(Xu Zhu beating club against ground, Dian Wei beating Xu's tummy for rhythm)

Would it be wrong

Would it be right

If he took my sight tonight

Chances are that I might

Mutilate HIM outta sight

He should be contemplating suicide

Coz I've just lost my own eye, lost my own eye,

Please somebody don't tell me I'm fine

Lost my own eye, lost my own eye,

Please somebody don't tell me I'm fine

I never realized I would lose my eye
Till it was too late
Now he's gonna die
Hurting
Bleeding on land
And grasping my sword
Downward spiral where do I begin
It all started with the pain I felt within
Can't forget the love of my mother
Where do I start? Where do I begin?
My father and my mother gave me this eye
I then drew the arrow and consumed it dry!

Nothing's alright,

Nothing is fine,

It was my parent's preeeeseeeent, (running and crying part)

Their preeeeeseeeent,

Their preeeeeseeeent,

Can't go oooon, without this eye! (can't go on living this way)

(short instrumental)

YUM!

(Xiahou Dun eats his eye and eviscerates the archer)

(soldiers on Wei's side cheer)