Disclaimer: Not mine.
Pairing: SasuNaru
Words: 202
Summary: Naruto attempts to draw yaoi!

The Art
by Apple Addiction

Sasuke snagged the paper before Naruto could hide it. He was onto Sasuke in a flash.

"Teme! Give it BACK!"

Sasuke ignored the jumping blond and stretched his hand high up. He frowned in concentration as he scrutinized the paper.

Naruto had turned tomato with embarrassment and was yelling all sorts of curses and profanities, all the while trying in vain to retrieve that piece of paper.

Finally, Sasuke turned a skeptical eye towards him. "A cow?"

Naruto scowled and nearly dropped dead from the shame. "No you idiot nincompoopery son of a twit. That was you."

"What!" Sasuke flinched visibly from the unintended insult. "All right, don't tell me that the dead-looking housefly thing on top of me was you."

Naruto took that as a personal invitation to beat the crap out of him.

"My." punch "Drawing." kick "Does." smack "NOT." scratch "Suck!" His screeching got louder and shriller with each word and Sasuke pondered the advantages of saving his ears over dodging.

Naruto did not give him time to think, however and Sasuke had to quickly jump away to avoid another barrage of attacks.

"Fine," he conceded while doing backflip to avoid the shuriken. "At least the position was interesting."