Just so everyone knows, from now on parts of this story will be told from the point of view of a narrator. It's one of those obnoxious, I know how the story ends and you don't type of narrators too. You'll know which parts are from the narrator and which are still 1st person POV.

TEAL'C

When Major Davis asked who wanted jell-o, I believed he meant to eat.

We enlist the help of every person we meet along the way, and we begin to make a large ring in the center of the commissary by turning all of the tables on their sides.

"You five go get all the Jell-O you can carry, and the rest of us will finish making the ring." Major Davis says pointing to General Hammond, Dr. Fraiser, and the rest of SG-1.

When we are done building the ring, they are back holding what must be half of the stock of Jell-O.

While they are dumping the Jell-O in the center of the ring I speak.

"Who wishes to go first?" Everyone in the commissary seems to start shouting in unison.

"I think Doc vs. Space Monkey should be the first battle." O'Neill says.

"Uhhh….I don't know if I'm comfortable with that." Daniel Jackson states while he blushes from head to toe.

"Oh…come on Daniel, it'll be fun. I promise not to hurt you." Dr. Fraiser says as she pulls off her white lab coat.

"Go on Danny, you can't let Doc show ya up." O'Neill says before shoving him towards the ring.

Climbing into the ring, the two begin to circle, sizing each other up.

Dr. Fraiser makes the fist move, but slips in the jell-o when Daniel Jackson counters her.

"It's not going to be that easy Jan." Major Carter says.

"Yeah Doc, use the jell-o to your advantage!"

Same time in the gate room.

NARRATOR

The wormhole activates, but with no one in the control room the iris is not activated.

This however, is a good thing when Jacob carter steps through the gate.

Hearing the techno music that is now playing throughout the base, and seeing at least ten people dancing with glow sticks, he is momentarily dumbfounded.

When he regains his composure he notices Sgt. Siler is one of the people dancing in the dark gate room. Walking that way he questions him about the mess by the gate on Vorash.

"Sgt. Siler, do you know why SGC paperwork was all over the ground by the Stargate on the Tok'ra world?"

"SGC paperwork? Are you sure?"

"Yes mostly shaped like paper airplanes, but there was also a flower, a sword, and a goose."

"It wasn't me, someone probably thought it would be funny."

"Do you know where General Hammond is?"

"Uh no, but I saw him, SG-1, and some other people headed in that direction talking about jell-o."

"Thank you, they're probably in the commissary then." Jacob says before heading off in the direction that Siler had directed him.

However, more dancers, and a few people riding bikes throughout the corridors stalled his progress. There was even a group on skateboards that had set up a miniature skate park. In the end it took him almost an hour to get there.

Pausing outside the commissary doors Selmac inwardly speaks to Jacob.

"Jacob this place gets stranger every time we come."

Pushing open the doors the first thing he notices is a large group of people cheering and yelling, but he can't see why. Then he hears the voice of his longtime friend.

"C'mon Sam, you almost had him."

"What?" Jacob screams to be heard over the crowd.

"Jake, get up here, you have to see this." General Hammond screams back.

As the crowd parts to let him through he notices that many of them are covered in jell-o including Hammond and SG-1.

He gets to the front just in time to see Carter pinned by O'Neill.

"Jack, what do you think you're doing with my daughter?"

"I pinned her and now I'm going to kiss her." He responds before claiming Sam's lips with his.