Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
A/N:yawns and stretches: yea! A new story! I'm always excited at the beginning but at the end I'm relieved and sad…well hope you like it! And those of you who read First Kisses…ALISTER CAME TO VISIT AGAIN!
Alister: do ya have to shout it out for everyone to hear? What if…she…came back?
zT: Who? LeDiva? YEAH! SHE'S COMING BACK!
Alister: NOOOOO! NOT THE TWO OF YOU AGAIN!
LeDiva:(glomps Alister) ALISTER!
Alister: oof…
zT: I bet you missed us Alister!
Alister: you bet...(sarcasm)
LeDiva: I missed you too Alister!
Alister: On with the story? I want to see how much damage you caused this time…
zT: if you insist…bwahahahahahahahaha!
Magic Blender
This is the story that will explain all those odd things in Yugioh. When I say odd, it means clothing, hairstyles, actions and all those weird personalities of some of the characters. Did you know that everything started with a magic blender? Let's go back to the beginning to where the magic blender was made…
When the first blender ever came out…(around 1933?)
"At Whir-Whir Inc. we sell the finest kitchen supplies in all the land! Our newest product is called The Blender! Say it with me! Bleh-en-DUHR!" Timmy Whir-Whir, the boss of Whir-Whir Inc., shouted.
"What does it do?" asked a lady.
"Well, it does all kinds of tricks! The Bleh-en-DUHR can chop vegetables in a minute."
"OOOOOOOOOhhhh" awed the crowd.
"It can mash potatoes in a minute."
"AAAAAAAAAhhhh"
"And you can create delicious smoothies using any sort of food you want!"
"WHOA!" the crowd shouted. But then they turned to ask each other what a smoothie was. So Timmy Whir-Whir finished his advertising and went back into the factory where he whipped all the poor workers to death to speed up the production of the Blenders. A witch came to the front door of his company the next day and applied for a job. She had seen what awful things Timmy Whir-Whir had done to the poor workers so she decided to teach him a lesson. The witch was appointed to the check-and-see-if-the-bleh-en-DUHR-works station. The witch went over to the station and began checking the blenders out. It was a pale yellow color with seven red buttons that said BLEND, MIX, PUREE, GRIND, LIQUIFY, WHIP and CHOP. There were three blue buttons at the bottom that said MEDIUM, LOW, and HIGH. Today the witch only investigated the production. Tomorrow, she'd start working her magic!
Unfortunately the next day, the police came to arrest her because they found out she was a witch and Timmy Whir-Whir didn't like witches. The witch lady screamed terrible words at Timmy and before she left she cast one big powerful spell under her breath at the closest finished blender. Then she went to the asylum, turned evil and died later that night. The spell that was cast wasn't an evil spell; it was a spell that would let her live in the blender for eternity if she was ever killed. Timmy Whir-Whir threw the bewitched blender away into a trash dump where it was never seen again until a hobo came and fished it out of the garbage. The hobo polished it up and sold it to a rich man who just happened to be Raphael's grandfather. Raphael's grandpa was so amazed at this technology that he just had to have it. So he bought it and took it home.
A few years later, Raphael's grandpa passed away and the blender was inherited by Raphael's dad. His dad didn't want it so he quickly gave it to Raphael who was only a little baby. Raphael's mother decided it was too dangerous for the baby to have it so she took it.
One day, while Raphael's mom was using the blender to make a protein shake Raphael, who was sitting next to the blender, decided to take a look at what was in there. There were vegetables, some powder stuff, soymilk, and…PILLS? Raphael tried reaching inside to save his mommy from the pills but the blender magically got bigger and he fell in. When his mom came back she pressed a button. Don't worry she only had it on low stir. She didn't notice how big the blender how grown. Raphael was in the blender struggling to get away from the spinners. Then he had a plan.
"I guess I have to eat my way out of here!" So that's what he did. Raphael devoured all the ingredients of the protein shake. Even the pills. When he finished, his mother finally found him in the blender.
"MY BABY!" she cried. She saw that he had eaten the protein shake and took him to the doctor's office immediately. Later they found out that Raphael would survive because the pills were only protein pills, but when he grew up he would have a lot of muscles because the pills also acted like steroids. Raphael grew up, got separated from his family during the wreck, and joined Doma. It was true that he had big muscles like the doctor said, but he also had a big heart because he loved to bake and cook and care for his new friends. And through all those harsh times, he had the magic blender with him to keep those precious memories of his mother.
If you think that's the end then you're wrong. This is only the beginning! While living with Alister and Valon he let the two use his magic blender. And one day Alister decided to make something in his room with the blender…
Tune in next time to find out how Alister got a hold of the groovy tank top!
zT: you like? You like?
Alister: WHAT! Don't you dare tell people what happened with me and that stupid blender!
zT: but I must!
Alister: NO! I'll duct tape your mouth shut!
zT: but I have to type it!
Alister: AAAAAHHH! Then I'll cut off your hands so you can never type again!
zT: whimper
Alister: And I'll also cut off your feet so you can't use them either!
LeDiva comes in and knocks Alister out with a metal baseball bat.
zT; YOU SAVED ME LEDIVA! (hug)
LeDiva: now you can write about Alister! Don't worry if he gets out of hand! I'll deal with him! (pulls on rope)