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A boy with spikey brown hair, red jumpsuit mini jacket like outfit, and enormous shoes, fell through a sea of darkness.

"I've been having these weird thoughts lately"

"Like, where did these weird looking words come from.

Hey wait! come back here!" The camera shifts away from the boy

Some strange breathing noise can be heard and then some hyper dance music comes on automatically. It flashes to the boy on the beach. Sora starts to dance for a little bit, but hears somebody laughing at him. He looks to the sea and sees Riku making fun of him. "Oh, now you're mocking me huh! I'll get you!" Sora yells. He runs to his friend, but gets swallowed by the waves. He opens his eyes and sees his friend reaching out to him.

"Hey! How come you can do that? How am I breathing?" gurgling noises can be heard Sora drowns for a few hours until he is thrusted back to the surface. He shakes his head a bit and looks to the shore. Kairi is there waving like an idiot. "Hey Sora!" she yells. "Oh gosh!" he thinks. She presses a button that shocks him and he walks over to her. "What do you want from me?" he asks. She looks to the sky and he turns around and looks too.

Meteors can be seen falling through the sky, along with Sephiroth laughing somewhere and Cloud saying 'What number am I?' "Who's the dude with the awesome outfit?" Sora asks. The guy falling turns out to be him. "I wanna be that guy!" Sora pouts as he jumps up and falls backward into the sky. "Wait! You owe me ten bucks!" Kairi says as she looks down at him. He falls into the sea and ends up landing on his back on something hard. "Ouch! That nearly broke my back!" he stands up and looks around.

"I hate the dark!" he says taking a step. Tons of birds flutter out of his step and fly off with the exception of one laying an egg in his hair. He throws it and it hits ones of the birds.

"So much to do, so little time. Take your time" a voice says.

"If there's so little time and I should take my time, wouldn't that be wasting time?" Sora asks looking up at the sky.

"Just go with it! Take a step forward, can you do it?" it sighs.

"Well, duh! Anybody can!" he exclaims. He takes a step forward and trips on the bird he hit.

"Whatever. Power sleeps within you, if you give it a form, it will give you strength. Choose well" the voice says as three pedestals erupt from the glass.

Sora walks over to the shield. "A shield to repel all and protect people. Is this the form you choose? It comes with a free computer..." the voice says in a persuasive voice. "Nah!" he says jumping off the pedestal. He runs over to the sword and examines it.

"A sword of destruction and chaos and the terrible power of sharpness. Is this the form you choose? It comes with a free candybar..." the voice says in the same tone as before. "Candy! Candy! Candy!" Sora jumps up and down.

Alright, alright. Sheesh! What will you give up in return so I can sell it?" the voice asks. There was only the shield and the staff that had a million dollars strapped to it. "Ummm..." Sora says as he looks at the two choices.

"Too late!" the voice laughs. The glass breaks and Sora falls into the darkness while getting glass in his suit. He crashes onto the glass podium while bleeding from the glass. "That was uncalled for!" Sora shakes his fists at the sky.

"You were taking too long! As I was saying, there will be times when you have to fight" the voice says as a shadow like thing comes out of the ground.

"Dang it! I knew the dark would get its revenge on me someday when I threw a book at my shadow! It just kept following me!" he exclaims.

"Will you just fight the thing! My mom's gonna be home in ten minutes and I can't have her seeing me tell others what to do!" the voice yells. Sora destroy's the monster by poking it with his sword. "On to level three!" the voice yells as Sora begins to drown in some dark puddle.

"No, I won't eat the rock unless it has butter on it!" Sora says in his sleep as he moves his arms like crazy. "Riiiiiight, wake up and open the door!" the voice shakes the podium. Sora wakes up and smiles. "Sorry" he says in a tiny voice. Sora gets up and tries to open the door, but his hand keeps going through the knob. "How can I open it if it's a ghost door?" Sora yells. "Open the treasure chest!" the voice says as he drops a treasure chest infront of Sora.

He opens it and a boxing glove on a spring hits him in the face. "That never gets old! Now try and open the door!" the voice says between his laughter. Sora gets up with a black eye and opens the door. "My eyes! They buuuuuurrrrrrn!" Sora complains. He walks in and finds him self on his island with three crazy people. "The door won't open just yet. First tell me about yourself" the voice commands. "Well, I have three friends, I like pie, I'm gay. And speaking of gay, I have a crush on this guy named-" "That's not what I meant! Go talk to the weird kids!" the voice cuts in.

"Fine! Be that way!" Sora stomps over to Wakka. "What do you want outta life?" he asks. "To live my dream as a hero and maybe get some money and candy" Sora answers. "You're really weird" Wakka laughs. "Shut up!" Sora says as he pushes him off the bridge and stomps over to Tidus. "What're you afraid of?" Tidus asks. "I'm afraid your future girlfriend just sent me a letter from the future saying she loves me and not you!" Sora laughs.

"No! Not Yuna! Why?" Tidus yells as he jumps over the side. Sora walks over to Selphie. "What is your most prized possesion?" she asks. "My hair! I got it from my dad!" Sora smiles. It flashes to Cloud who's giving a thumbs up with people in the background saying "Oh, yeah!" It then flashes back to the island. Sora pushes Selphie off the rail for no reason.

"So, you want to be a hero with lots of candy, you like to bother Tidus, and your prized possesion is your hair. Your journey begins at twighlight. As long as you leave at this time, nobody will notice" the voice says. "The day you open the door is both far off and near" the voice says as the scene fades out to another podium.

Sora is walking when suddenly, the monsters from before appear. "Aiiiiieeeee!" Sora screams. His scream makes everyone of the shadows explode. "I'm getting pretty good at this!" Sora smiles. "Yeah whatever, go over to the save point" the voice says in a bored voice. Sora steps into the save point and is eletricuted. "I thought this was supposed to heal me?" Sora says looking to the light above him. "Too bad. Now go up the stairs!" the voice booms.

Sora begins to walk up the stairs while the ones he stepped on disappear. "Wait! I forgot my wallet!" Sora says turning back around. A black wallet can be seen laying on the save point. He's about to jump when he realizes how far he is from the podium. "Aw, crap!" he says and turns back around.

"The closer you get to the light, the stronger your shadow will be. Oh my gosh! My cookies are on fire!" the voice suddenly says. Sora's shadow comes to life and turns into this weird looking thing. "Hey! My hair is not that messy! I mean, it doesn't take over my face!" Sora yells pointing to the thing. It gets upset and starts to throw punches at him.

After running away from it and dodging its blasts, Sora finally pokes it in the eye and it gives up. "How ya like me now?" Sora smiles again. Some black goo comes under Sora and begins to swallow him. Don't be afraid" the voice says as Sora begins to drown. "You hold the strongest weapon of all, besides your mouth" it says as Sora tries to shimmy out. "You are the one, who will open the door. Oh, great! My mom's home!" the voice sighs.