X-mas Carols FullMetal style!

On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

A pipsqueak in a pear tree

Ed: HEY!

On the second day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

2 silver watches

Winry: (spazzing) Can I take it apart!

Ed: No.

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree

Ed: Why am I up here again?

On the third day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

3 flying wrenches

Ed: Ow!

Winry: You shouldn't have broken your Automail!

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree

Ed: Why I otta…!

On the fourth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

4 jugs of milk

Al: Brother, drink your milk

Ed: I DON'T WANNA!

3 flying wrenches

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree

Ed: NOT A PIPSQUEAK!

On the Fifth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

5 Philosopher's Stones!

Ed: Finally! Mine!

Envy: (tackles) Ours!

4 jugs of milk

3 flying wrenches

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree

Ed: Dammit, I'm not short…

On the sixth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

6 ripped shirts

Armstrong: Yes! This is a technique passed down the Armstrong line for gen—

Dagger: Enough! (Smacks)

5 Philosopher's Stones!

4 jugs of milk

3 flying wrenches

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree

Ed: This isn't fair!

On the seventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

7 Homunculi

Ed: Seven! I'd only want one, if any!

Envy: Well, I can be whoever you want. So who would you like, Mister Full Metal—

Ed: Don't say it!

6 ripped shirts

5 Philosopher's Stones!

4 jugs of milk

3 flying wrenches

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree

Ed: For the last time: SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!

On eighth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

8 Igniter gloves

Roy: (snaps) look fire!

Dagger: (entranced)

Lilith: Oooh…can I touch it?

7 homunculi

6 ripped shirts

5 philosopher's stones!

4 jugs of milk

3 flying wrenches

2 sliver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree

Ed: You'll help me Armstrong right?

Armstrong: of course I will Edward.

All: No!

On the ninth day of x-mas

My true love gave to me:

9 dog chimeras

Ed: You used your own daughter!

Tucker: Yes.

Ed: You bastard!

8 igniter gloves

7 homunculi

6 ripped shirts

5 philosopher's stones!

4 jugs of milk

3 fly wrenches

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree!

Ed: Roy this was your idea!

On the tenth day of x-mas

My true love gave to me:

10 annoying phone calls

Riza: babies aren't born after 5 months!

Hughes: She actually thought we were serious?

Riza: (sighs)

9 dog chimeras

8 igniter gloves

7 homunculi

6 ripped shirts

5 philosopher's stones

4 jugs of milk

3 flying wrenches

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree!

Ed: (groans) AlPHONSE!

On the eleventh day of x-mas

My true love gave to me:

11 pictures of Elisa

Hughes: isn't she cute? (shoves picture in Ed and Li's face)

Ed: sure she is…. mumbles

Li: get that picture out of my face!

10 annoying phone calls

9 dog chimeras

8 igniter gloves

7 homunculi

6 ripped shirts

5 philosopher's stones!

4 jugs of milk

3 flying wrenches

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree!

Ed: one more verse! (Evil laughter) ONE MORE VERSE!

On the twelfth day of x-mas

My true love gave to me:

12 transmutations

Roy: interesting, no circle.

Ed: HEY AL! LOOK!

11 pictures of Elisa

10 annoying phone calls

9 dog chimeras

8 igniter gloves

7 homunculi

6 ripped shirts

5 philosopher's stones

4 jugs of milk

3 flying wrenches

2 silver watches

And a pipsqueak in a pear tree!

Ed: The song is over! Finally! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! The humiliation is over! In your face Mustang!

All but Ed: (leave)

Ed: wait a minute get me down! sings on the first day of x-mas my true love gave to me….GET ME DOWN!

Envy: runs in I'll help you down.

Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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BTW, I'm Li and my friend is Dagger.