X-mas Carols FullMetal style!
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
A pipsqueak in a pear tree
Ed: HEY!
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
2 silver watches
Winry: (spazzing) Can I take it apart!
Ed: No.
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree
Ed: Why am I up here again?
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
3 flying wrenches
Ed: Ow!
Winry: You shouldn't have broken your Automail!
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree
Ed: Why I otta…!
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
4 jugs of milk
Al: Brother, drink your milk
Ed: I DON'T WANNA!
3 flying wrenches
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree
Ed: NOT A PIPSQUEAK!
On the Fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
5 Philosopher's Stones!
Ed: Finally! Mine!
Envy: (tackles) Ours!
4 jugs of milk
3 flying wrenches
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree
Ed: Dammit, I'm not short…
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
6 ripped shirts
Armstrong: Yes! This is a technique passed down the Armstrong line for gen—
Dagger: Enough! (Smacks)
5 Philosopher's Stones!
4 jugs of milk
3 flying wrenches
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree
Ed: This isn't fair!
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
7 Homunculi
Ed: Seven! I'd only want one, if any!
Envy: Well, I can be whoever you want. So who would you like, Mister Full Metal—
Ed: Don't say it!
6 ripped shirts
5 Philosopher's Stones!
4 jugs of milk
3 flying wrenches
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree
Ed: For the last time: SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!
On eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
8 Igniter gloves
Roy: (snaps) look fire!
Dagger: (entranced)
Lilith: Oooh…can I touch it?
7 homunculi
6 ripped shirts
5 philosopher's stones!
4 jugs of milk
3 flying wrenches
2 sliver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree
Ed: You'll help me Armstrong right?
Armstrong: of course I will Edward.
All: No!
On the ninth day of x-mas
My true love gave to me:
9 dog chimeras
Ed: You used your own daughter!
Tucker: Yes.
Ed: You bastard!
8 igniter gloves
7 homunculi
6 ripped shirts
5 philosopher's stones!
4 jugs of milk
3 fly wrenches
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree!
Ed: Roy this was your idea!
On the tenth day of x-mas
My true love gave to me:
10 annoying phone calls
Riza: babies aren't born after 5 months!
Hughes: She actually thought we were serious?
Riza: (sighs)
9 dog chimeras
8 igniter gloves
7 homunculi
6 ripped shirts
5 philosopher's stones
4 jugs of milk
3 flying wrenches
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree!
Ed: (groans) AlPHONSE!
On the eleventh day of x-mas
My true love gave to me:
11 pictures of Elisa
Hughes: isn't she cute? (shoves picture in Ed and Li's face)
Ed: sure she is…. mumbles
Li: get that picture out of my face!
10 annoying phone calls
9 dog chimeras
8 igniter gloves
7 homunculi
6 ripped shirts
5 philosopher's stones!
4 jugs of milk
3 flying wrenches
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree!
Ed: one more verse! (Evil laughter) ONE MORE VERSE!
On the twelfth day of x-mas
My true love gave to me:
12 transmutations
Roy: interesting, no circle.
Ed: HEY AL! LOOK!
11 pictures of Elisa
10 annoying phone calls
9 dog chimeras
8 igniter gloves
7 homunculi
6 ripped shirts
5 philosopher's stones
4 jugs of milk
3 flying wrenches
2 silver watches
And a pipsqueak in a pear tree!
Ed: The song is over! Finally! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! The humiliation is over! In your face Mustang!
All but Ed: (leave)
Ed: wait a minute get me down! sings on the first day of x-mas my true love gave to me….GET ME DOWN!
Envy: runs in I'll help you down.
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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BTW, I'm Li and my friend is Dagger.