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When Life Gives You Red Bull

What would the Avatar characters do with Red Bull?

Iroh: I might need a few…I don't think a little pair of wings would lift me automatically.

Zhao: I would use the wings to fly (cricket chirps) SHUT UP AND LISTEN! (cricket hops away) I would use the wings to fly (Zhao pauses to listen for cricket) and I would do an aerial attack on Zuko's ship.

Zuko: A red bull…? I have a Komodo Rhino, I don't need a red bull…and when did bulls turn red?

Katara: (mumbles) Idiot. (back to normal tone) I don't think energy drinks are really good for you. I mean, you should sleep for energy not-

Aang: (interrupting Katara) What is an energy drink? Am I even old enough to drink them? And I don't think I need and energy drink. I have enough energy…..

Sokka: (hopping around) I've had five (hop hop hop) They rawk! Rawk rawk rawk… (falls over) I have energy! (stands up and hops around again)

Ozai: I would water my garden with them. ONO! I told you people about my garden! (runs away and hides from happy garden club members)

Jet: I would pour out the fiery liquid substance and flatten the cans to make lastable straw to chew on.

Haru: I would give all those stupid firebenders lots and lots and lots and lots (5 hours later…) and lots and lots and lots of red bulls so they have lots of energy so they have to do stuff like run around and have fun to burn off the energy and when they realize they have to have fun they will get so mad and blow up and die and the end.

Suki: o0 ok, you do that. I will throw them all in the ocean so Sokka can't have any more…

Meng: Uhhhhhhh……….. (7 minutes later…)……………….. I dunno…

The fortune teller lady: I would use the shape of the can to predict the fate of the world (mob with pitch forks and fiery sticks chases her away.)

Twin One: I would……. Throw the can at my brother…

Twin Two: I would…throw the can back…?

Momo: (drinks Red Bull) (flys away real fast) CHIRP CHIP CHA CHIRPITY CHIRP!

Appa: (thinking to self) what an IDIOT.

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The END! Or….is…it…? xD