This is the last chapter. I've literally written this story within a week. I'm very proud of myself for such a feat. I thank all who reviewed and I'll tell you to look out for a sequel coming soon. Its title will be:
To Walk Next To The Insane
Anyway I shall leave you to read the last of this story.
I own only the characters I came up with. You should know this by now but policies are policies and besides. They love to annoy people, anyway the rest are owned by the creators of Yu-Gi-Oh.
October 6
Dear L.B.B,
I still haven't spoken with Isis! Damn it all to hell!
It's starting to grate on my nerves and we all know how well things turn out when they grate on my nerves. Um, well that incident in Russia was entirely out of my hands. Anielka was the one to blame! I didn't want to drive that tank through her school; she gave me hallucinogenic drugs and made me do it!
Okay if you're wondering there are three people outside of my family that I'll trust with my life. They're like my sisters, and even my family accepts them. We're all insane I guess.
Anyway Anielka is just one of these three. Her name is Anielka Ivakina; she's from Russia. We went to the same boarding school when I lived with Amneris in Moscow. She's one crazy girl I swear. I mean how anyone can come up with Snow Sailing at the drop of the hat has to be insane, or suicidal.
You already know about my dear friend Miakoda Istas since I've mentioned her before.
The last of the three is Kailani Mahina, the Loco Local Hawaiian. She's the one that likes sports; I swear she's done everything from swimming to cheerleading at least once. But when she was on the cheer squad she died all their uniforms black and red. It was hilarious.
Yep these are my three crazy best friends but I wouldn't wan them any other way. And when they had earned the title of being my friend we celebrated by painting our school hot pink and dressing up like midgets before going bar hopping, we were only nine years old and all.
I like it because I can be myself around them. Oh yea the guys are mad at me and have decided not to talk to me. That's okay since I'm going to have one of my best friends with me in a little over a week. Until then I shall hang out with my cousins. Not that that's a bad thing or anything. I love my cousins.
OH!
I did find a skunk and I was able to mail it to Mrs. Genkai!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Take that you bitch!
HAHAHAHA!
Okay now that's said we move on shall we. I dropped out of dance class. Amneris will be pissed when she finds out but I'm beyond caring now. SHE'S NEVER AROUND! Besides it'll mess up my plans anyway.
I don't know where in the hell Amneris is anymore. She was supposed to be in Russia the last I heard but I think she just went to the Bahamas and was to selfish to bring me along.
Who cares?
I don't need her; I've already proven that. Besides, I like having the house to myself when Tora's not around.
Last night ROCKED!
After I cleaned up from catching Sir Stinks-a-Lot I went out with Tora. We ran into Amelda and Valon. Those two got us drinks from the bars I got us into. It's great to have a network of alliances with club owners. I always go there just to hang out and dance. You know let down my hair and not have to worry about dealing with the annoying starfish yami that thinks I'm his.
Anyway I never knew that Amelda and Valon liked to party. I should invite them to one of Jinsei's bashes; I bet they'd love that.
Oh!
I see Ryou coming towards me. I better stop now.
G'night
Anzu M.
P.S. Why do I always write G'night? I was wondering that.
"Well that was interesting." Malik said as they relaxed having finished reading.
"She's a very complex person." Bakura said with a nod.
"No she's just good at hiding behind that mask of hers. But now would be a good time to get her to hang out with us. I mean while the pharaoh and his cronies are mad with her." Malik said getting a nod.
"But first we have to face her wrath for reading this." Bakura said holding up L.B.B.
"Do we have to?" Malik whined not wanting to have cheese cubes thrown at him.
"Unfortunately yes." Bakura said standing up and grabbing his coat. Malik sighed and stood up going to the door. He opened it and came face to face with a machine gun.
"You read L.B.B didn't you?" A threatening voice asked making him gulp.
"Um, no." He said in a small voice not liking the situation.
"Don't lie." Anzu said glaring at him with her finger on the trigger.
"Only a little, Bakura also read it. Have mercy!" Malik said backing up as Anzu followed him keeping the space between them constant.
"Where is L.B.B?" She asked as Bakura came up and blinked. I mean how do you take a situation with an angry insane girl pointing a machine gun at an equally insane but very scared guy.
"WTF!" Was all he could think of saying.
"There he has it. Spare me." Malik said as he pressed up against the wall hoping to be spared from the mirage of bullets the machine gun might spit out.
"Give me L.B.B!" Anzu demanded facing Bakura who now realized just how mad she was.
"Here." He said handing her the book, which instantly found it's way into her purse. "Calm down." He said trying his best to not be fazed by her glare.
"I am calm." She said smoothly with a deadly sort of calm.
"We're sorry, aren't we Malik?" Bakura asked the blond who vigorously nodded his head still rather frozen.
"EAT CHEESE CUBES YOU BASTARDS!" She yelled before pulling the trigger. From the gun came millions of perfectly cut cheese cubes that pelted the two.
"HAVE MERCY!" They yelled trying to reason with her. God only knew how many cheese cubes she had loaded in the thing. "HOW CAN WE EVER GET YOUR FORGIVENESS?"
That made the cheese cubes to stop and they came out from their hiding spots to look at a smiling Anzu.
"What would you do?" She asked pleasantly like she would have normally said it.
"Anything." Bakura said but Malik's eyes widened.
"He means almost anything." Malik inserted hoping she wouldn't make him do anything too humiliating.
"No he said anything." She said making both gulp.
"This is so humiliating." Malik grumbled as Bakura and him served the drinks at Tora's going away party the next night. It wasn't that serving the drinks was anything that bad. It was the fact that Anzu made them wear penguin costumes.
"Remind me never to say anything when it concerns Anzu again." Bakura said as he handed a girl her drink.
"At least we aren't the only ones suffering." Malik said with a sigh as he mixed a drink.
It was true somehow Anzu had gotten Seto, Jou, Otogi, and Honda. The four were serving food and other things also wearing their own penguin outfits. It would have been all right if they didn't know anyone there but that was quiet the contrary. At least half of the people there either went to their school or dueled against them at one point.
However none of them knew after the party Anzu would give them a break since she told the guest that if they so much uttered a word about the six guys' predicament they'd meet her insane grave digging cousin Nami, and not in a friendly manner mind you. All that people will take with them is a memory that they might snicker at when seeing them.
"I hope you all had a great time!" Anzu said as people left. She let the boys leave to save what little pride they had left. Well all except for Malik and Bakura. Once the last guest had gone there stood the two nosey psychos a little uncomfortable.
"Can we go now?" Malik asked wanting to get out of the suit as soon as possible.
"What did we learn these past three days?" Anzu said turning to them with a slight smile acting like a teacher.
"Uh, you are as insane as us and we shouldn't piss you off?" Bakura asked as he fidgeted a little.
"Oh and we should respect your privacy." Malik said making her smile.
"You may go." She said before laughing just thinking about the next few weeks to come. She still had a mission to complete. But first she had to write the days events down in L.B.B and get some sleep.
THE END!
Awe this was such a fun story to write. I'm glad you liked it, the ones that told me that it was great. I'll get the sequel up soon, maybe tomorrow. Well I ask one last time to Review! Tell me what you thought of my insane look into the world of PSYCHO ANZU! And expect some more insaneness in the next story.
G'night
BadPoisonNightShade