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Fred and George's ambush interview book

I, Fred, will be the bold comments

I, George, will be the italicized comments

Our poor victims will be in the normal font. Enjoy readers, as we embark on the wonderful ship of Gred and Forge!

And now, on to the first interview!

We caught Dear Harry while he was buying perfume in Diagon Alley.

I daresay I thought he was more into cologne, but there is still plenty out there to learn about our little hero.

Uh guys, what's going on? I have no time for any of this.

Harry, who is it that will receive this expensive perfume? Or is it for yourself . . .?

What! No! This is for Ginny!

So you are buying a gift for our dear baby sister. Perhaps to make your snog fests a little more interesting?

You're joking right?

Quite the gentleman aren't we? So tell us Young Harry. Have you not been intimate with our sister Gin Gin?

Even if I was, its highly unlikely that I'd be telling you guys. Can I go now? I have to meet Ginny for our Anniversary Dinner.

Oh yes! It's been how long now? Hmmmm, two, three years?

Three, now come on and let me go.

Are you in love with Ginny? Do you intend to marry her?

Why the sudden change of topic?

You're holding a bag from Lea's fine Jewelry store.

We were wondering if it contained any uh, shall we say items.

If I was to say I was proposing to her tonight, would you let me go?

You haven't answered the question yet. Do you love our baby sister?

. . .Yes?

Congratulations! We knew you would cooperate.

Uh, yeah. I'll see you guys later.

So long young Harry!

After Harry left, we ran into our dear friend Hermione in the Library.

Strangely enough, she was looking at Birth control potions.

Wow Hermione. We had no idea you and Ron were this close.

What are you idiots doing? Let me go!

sniff Our little Won Won is gowning up fast. He sure is Gred.

What are you inferring?

Only pointing out the obvious Hermy, but were you not looking up Birth Control potions?

I . . . well . . .so? Ron and I are adults. Whatever we do is our business.

Oh, that's okay. We were only snooping into the business that happens behind closed doors.

You two should be ashamed of yourselves! Don't you have to go bug somebody else?

Fine, but one more question. Aren't you missing the key ingredient to your Birth Control potion?

Yes, we're positive you forgot something.

What?

Oh, so you are making the potion!

Why you little . . .

Ouch! I think we're done, goodby Herm!

While we were running into shelter from Hermy's curses, we happened to spot a dear brother of ours in Gringotts.

Bill! Simply smashing to see you old boy!

Absolutely spiffing!

Alright, what do you want?

How has it been between you and Feur?

Anything we should know about?

What are you talking about?

He's not cooperating like dear Harry did Forge.

What did you do to Harry? Will you let go of me?

Oh, will you look at this Gred! Bill here has finally cut his hair!

What made you turn to such drastic measures?

Drastic as in a simple haircut?

Not a simple haircut! You've taken away your bad boy look! Your youth!

My what? Are you guys okay? I just cut my hair because Fleur liked it better and . . .

And?

And?

And that's it. End of story, goodbye.

No details to give to your innocent brothers?

Even at five months you weren't innocent

Aww, thanks Bill.

Get out of here so I can get to work.

Well, if you really feel that way . . .

Believe me, I do. Now go!

Going!

We were on our way down to our Joke shop when we looked over and saw a very special person.

Mum! Great to see you.

You look marvelous!

Fred, George what is the meaning of this?

We would like to ask you a few questions.

Is it true you fancy Gilderoy Lockhart?

Come on Mum, answer the question.

Not on my watch I won't! You boys may not live at the Burrow anymore, but I'm still in your mother and can boss you around.

Hey Mum, that hurts!

Let go of my ear!

This concludes our book of ambush interviews!

At least until we can shake Mum off . . .

Ouch! Ouch!

Where did I go wrong with you two?

A/N: Just a little one-shot I wrote after finishing my science test. Hope you liked it! If I get a lot of feed back, I might write a sequel.It depends on what you think.