Driver's ED: Naruto Style

Chapter 1: Goodbye cruel world!

Konoha had FINALLY gotten cars…SURE it took a lot of convincing but they had finally convinced Tsunade that not only Jounins and ANBU should drive.

Because some of the Genins were more sane then the Jounins:

"OH. MY. GOD." Gai-Sensei shouted happily, "uh…" Tenten said as she watched Gai-Sensei jump around giddily, "I'm guessing the ride was enjoyable for you?" Rock Lee asked him.

"VERY much! I was driving and then a stop sign came" Gai-Sensei told them, "and then?" Rock Lee said excited. "I stopped" Gai-Sensei said happily.

"Fun for the whole family" Neji said sarcastically, "IT WAS AMAZING!" Gai-Sensei shrieked joyfully. "Yuh-huh" Tenten said with a sigh.

"Two lefts and one right and then I was here…" Gai-Sensei said grinning, "YAY! That was amazing!" Rock Lee said happily.

"I KNOW!" Gai-Sensei shrieked.

Basically, Tenten used that as a defense that Genins were just as capable as driving like the Jounins, so Hokage decided to teach the Genins how to drive.

And this is where the story begins…

"Uchiha" Kakashi-sensei said throwing Sasuke the keys, "Sakura, Naruto! Back seat" Kakashi said pointing to the backseat.

"N-NO! NO WAY! NUH UH!" Naruto shouted in disbelief, "what's wrong now, dobe?" Sasuke asked him.

"I'm not getting in the car with HIM driving!" Naruto said pointing at Sasuke, "what's wrong with Sasuke-kun? Huh? Huh?" Sakura shrieked menacingly in Naruto's face.

"BECAUSE!" Naruto went into dream mode:

"Yo, I'm Sasuke! I'm the pretty boy who thinks I'm ALL that and a bag of chips! Ketchup chips! But, my life SUCKS! My family is dead, I have a fire attack that SERIOUSLY does nothing except damage trees, and I'll never be able to defeat Itachi!" Sasuke said as he drove the car.

"GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!" Sasuke shrieked as he made a quick sharp turn and the car blew into pieces.

"AND WE'RE IN THE BACKSEAT listening to him drivel on about his suckish life!" Naruto shrieked, "AS HE BLOWS UP THE CAR!"

"Oh…god" Kakashi said in horror as he grabbed the keys from Sasuke, "what the…you don't honestly believe him do you?" Sasuke asked Kakashi.

"Uh…I think you're a bit too unstable to drive a car, Sasuke" Kakashi said as he clutched the keys protectively.

"Grr…" Sasuke just looked pissed off that he hadn't been able to drive the silver car, "Haruna! Catch!" Kakashi said throwing her the keys.

"Yes!" Sakura said happily as she caught the keys, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND?" Naruto yelled as he pulled his hair exaggerating his complete horror.

"What's wrong with me?" Sakura growled angrily, "I'll TELL you!" Naruto said as he showed them his little fantasy world again.

"Hi! I'm Sakura! I'm a really cute girl who's in love with a complete loser! But, I think he's a hottie so who CARES if he's a complete asshole to me! It's how fit he is that counts not his personality!" Sakura said giggling as she drove the car around Konoha.

"WAIT-A-MINUTE! Sasuke-kun will NEVER love me he only loves himself! I HATE MY LIFE!" Sakura makes a sharp turn as she slams the car against the wall as it blows up.

"BOOOM!" Naruto shouted as he flayed his arms to show them how big the explosion was.

"Sakura, keys" Kakashi said opening his hand, "N-NO! That's stupid! Sasuke DOES love me!" Sakura shouted angrily.

"No I don't" Sasuke said shrugging, "take them," Sakura whispered deadly as she handed him the keys.

"Thank you, for the good of Konoha" Kakashi said grabbing the keys fast, "since Naruto here is the voice of reason I supposed we have nothing to worry about HIM taking the keys" Kakashi said trying to give up the keys to Naruto but he refused.

"Are you SURE you can trust me…" Naruto said as he pulled them once again into that little fantasy world.

"WHAZZ UP? Naruto here! I'm going to be the Hokage! Don't think I'll blow up the car because I assume I'll never become Hokage because I have what it takes to be Hokage!" Naruto said happily driving the car.

"What's wrong with this picture" Kakashi asked Naruto, "wait for it" Naruto told him.

GROWL!

"Oops! That's my stomach…and IRUKA ISN'T BUYING ME RAMEN TODAY! I CAN'T LIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS!" Naruto shrieked as he slammed the car into a pole as it blew up.

Sakura stared at him open-mouth, "We're not in the backseat are we?" Sakura asked cautiously. "DUH! Don't you see Sasuke's shoe?" Naruto said pointing to the debris from the car crash in the fantasy bubble.

Kakashi stared at the keys, and walked away from the trio who were staring at the Fantasy bubble in horror as they watched the flames.

Later on, Kakashi met up with Asuma…

"Yo! Keys are yours" Kakashi said throwing him the keys, "Eh? You're done with yours already?" Asuma asked him.

"Yeah. As done as I'll ever be," Kakashi said disappearing in a cloud of smoke, "what? Oh well…I better start on MY lesson to the kids" Asuma said as he went to go find his students.

--- End of Chapter 1