WWE GOES TO SPRINGFIELD

Authors note: Hey I'm new at this so don't get mad if you don't like.

Chapter 1:

Homer Simpson sat in his living room watching T.V. with a duff beer in hand. Lisa was playing her saxophone while Marge made dinner. Bart was outside using his slingshot to hit pigeons of course Marge told Homer to tell Bart to stop and of course Homer moaned and pretended he didn't hear her.

Homer was flipping threw the channels when he flipped to a commercial that said "A WWE SUPER SHOW COMING TO SPRINGFIELD!. COME SEE YOUR FAVORITE STARS SUCH AS TRIPLE H, EDGE, REY MYSTERIO, JOHN CENA, TORRIE WILSON, BATISTA, CHRIS JERICHO AND MORE! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW OR WILL PUT YOU THROUGH A TABLE!"

Homer stared in amazement with his eyes widened. Homer got up and ran in the kitchen and started hopping around like he had to use the bathroom.

"Marge please can we get tickets to go to wrestling please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease" Homer said. "I don't know remember last time we went to a rodeo its almost like wrestling" she said.

Remembering Homer thank about it. Homer had put some money on a horse and it lost so Homer hopped over the rail and started cursing out the horse. The horse got so mad that it kicked him in crotch and plowed it down several times. The horse then stuck its horns around Homer where he got stuck and the horse slammed him in the walls for about 10 minutes until security broke it up. "ahhhh nope" Homer said.

"Well I do" Marge said. "Probably because of the concussion" Marge said under her breath.

"Well how much are they?" Marge asked. "40" Homer said. "Mmmm okay" Marge said.

"Woohoo!" Homer jumped and called the 800 number.

Lisa and Bart sat in the living room watching Itchy and Scratchy. Scratchy was at a restaurant and ordered some lobster. Itchy was the waiter of course and he didn't boil the lobster so the lobster pinched Scratchy when he went for it. Itchy then dumped a bucket full of lobsters and they pinched him to death and Lisa and Bart bursted out laughing. Homer walked in and announced that he got the whole family front row seats to the super show. Bart and Lisa were as happy as could be (funny Lisa doesn't like anything violent hmm) Marge asked when was the event he said in a week.

The next day Homer was mowing the lawn as Bart and Lisa washed the car. Homer was not paying attention (of course) and started mowing everything like Bart's skateboard, Lisa's Malibu Stacy, and so on. Next door at the Flanders the window was open and a breeze blew and Ned's favorite bible flew onto Homer's yard. Homer of course noticed that and mowed it over but then was struck by a lightning strike (weird huh).

"Marge call Dr. Hibert" Homer said quietly as smoke roused from his body.

Two days later the event was 4 days away. Homer was going threw the fridge and looking for something to eat.

"Hey dad" Bart said. Homer turned around and Bart tossed some baby powder in his face. "Ahhh Bart what hell ?" Homer said. "Just wanted to see if it really worked" Bart said innocently. "Why you little!" Homer went to go choke Bart but was blinded and started choking the fridge door. "Dad why don't you sit down and I'll make you a beer" Bart said. "Okay" Homer said.

Bart grabbed a beer and opened it but put some estrogen in it. "Here you go" Bart said.

"Thanks son" Homer replied. Bart laughed on his way out.

1 day away from the event and the estrogen is still in effect. Homer had been walking around town rubbing his nipples and being rude due to the fact he kept thinking he was going threw menopause.

On the day of the event homer had designed t-shirts for everyone. Lisa a Torrie Wilson shirt, Bart a Chris Jericho shirt, Maggie a John Cena shirt, Marge a Batista shirt, and himself a Romeo and Antonio shirt due to the estrogen of course.

They all got in the car and Bart made a sign that said "Eric Bishoff go piss off" (hea hea don't steal the idea)

In about 15 minutes they were there. When they got their seat Homer wouldn't stop jumping "Oh my god ohmy god" he kept saying.

"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the WWE Super show!" Lillian Garcia announced and the crowd went wild.

Authors Note: So what did you think? I'll update it as soon as I get at least 2 good reviews Chapter 2 coming soon!

Chapter 2

Authors note: hey thanks for all the great reviews and u got it here is chapter 2!

AINT NO STOPPIN ME NOW! Shelton Benjamin made his way out to a huge ovation. followed by Rob Conway who was booed out of the building.

"Its ok I like your See threw panties" Homer said.

Shelton won with a T-Bone Exploder.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ric Flair made his way out as the Intercontinental Champion. Going against Carlito.

Flair won with the Figure 4.

Im not gonna rite everything so in the end it saw HHH pinning Randy Orton.

The next day Mayor Quimby had a huge announcement!

Sorry ch 2 was so short but 3n4 will be long.