Disclaimer- If I owned Harry Potter, almost every single male character would be hopelessly in love with a version of myself.

AN- How long has it been since I've done a one-shot? Yeah, long time. I had this one done a LONG time ago but it tragically got deleted and never saw the beautiful life it could have had. Read Demonsblade's work, it's truly amazing – she is the one who inspired me.

MMMOOOOOONNNYYY

"Come on Moony, you have to eat! Wake up!"

"Sjioehf jfhksldjfhbek gfgheh!"

"Could you please take your head out of your pillow before talking, thanks."

"Sirius, I WANT to SLEEP."

"But it's noon."

"But I spent last night painfully contorting my body into another shape. I'm tired, so bite me."

"Oo, Kinky."

"Sirius!"

"Sorry."

"…"

"Don't you dare go back to sleep on me!"

"AHH!"

"What?"

"I DON'T need CPR, Sirius. I'm sleeping, not dead."

"You scared me… I mean, you COULD have been dead."

"I was Breathing!"

"Was? WAS! OH MERLIN, DON'T FAIL ME NOW, REMUS!"

"Ow – Sir- ius – st- op!"

"Come on Remus, you can pull through this!"

-thud-

"Ouch! Someone's a bit touchy today."

"You're such a flea bag."

"Oh, touché."

"…"

"Siriusly –giggle- Moony, you need to eat. You know, don't up chuck, eat up. Stay healthy"

"Pads, that's a commercial from TV you saw at my house for Bulimia or something."

"Riiight, I was wonder why I felt the urge to say 'This is a public service announcement'."

-chuckle-

"Ah, Moony, I love you- er, your laugh…"

"Hey, do you have the Charms homew-"

"…"

"You just – just…"

"Kissed you? Yes, good boy."

"…and I-I…"

"And you, what?"

"…and I liked it."

MMMOOOOOONNNYYY

I know… I love the last bit and I didn't feel like typing much more. So in true PS form I just skipped a whole bunch and went right to the god stuff. Read/Review/Plot the Extinction of Lawn Gnomes… it's all up to you.

-peace and love, Paranoid Sarcasm