Team seven just finished their mission; Sakura went home immediately because she need to cook for dinner; Sasuke was about to go deep in the forest for training; Naruto stopped him and ask him to eat in ramen house "Ichiraku"
"Hey bastard, let's eat in Ichiraku, I'll treat you. Promise!"
"What's your plan, dobe?"
"The truth is I wanted to talk about someone"
"Someone? As if I care to talk about that someone…"
"Yes you do! That someone is… Sakura"
STOP
PAUSE
NOD
"Okay, what about her?"
"I knew she'd catch your attention!"
"Damn you"
"Calm down bastard!"
"…"
"I just want to ask 5 things in relation with my Sakura---"
"My?"
"What else would I say?"
"I really need to pay Hinata a visit"
"O-okay, we will talk about OUR Sakura-chan…"
GLARE
"Fine. YOUR Sakura-chan!"
NOD
"Let's start, first who is Sakura as a girl?"
"Are you a host or something?"
"No. now answer my question!"
"Girls?"
"NO. girl without the 's"
"Girls with the's' are very annoying but Sakura, she can be annoying in a 'cute' way"
"Eh? I never thought you know the word 'cute"
BOINK
"OUCH. Bastard. So you find her cute?"
"…"
"So Sasuke find my--- I mean your Sakura-chan cute!"
SLAM
"SHUT UP DOBE"
"O-kay, okay; let's get serious, who's Sakura as a girl"
"Sakura is obviously a girl, she has 2 not to mention large busts and those peachy smooth legs and…"
PERVERT
"I'll tell Sakura ABOUT her 2 large busts!"
"Try me"
GLARE
GLARE
GLARE
"Next question" Sasuke said annoyed
"What do you think about Sakura having his fan boys?"
"Fan boys?"
"Yup, and I think Sakura likes someone in particular there?"
"Who?"
"Me, of course"
DIAL
RING
ANSWER
"Hello, is Hinata home, Naruto is chea----"
GRAB
SHOUT
"Don't believe anything he's saying Hinata-chan!"
PAUSE
SWEAT DROP
"I'm sorry, Kakashi-sensei, I thought… uh, never mind! Bye!"
SMIRK
GLARE
"Damn you! I thought… I thought…"
"You thought what?"
"I'm gonna kill you someday you know…"
"Whatever… next?"
"You still didn't answer my 2nd question, bastard…"
SILENCE
BIRDS CHIRPING
SILENCE
"I'll kill anyone who'll hurt her, slowly, ripping their skin from their body, easily…"
LAUGH EVILY
"Sasuke, I think we should move to the next question…"
"That would be nice…"
"OKAY, next topic is about Sakura's 'ending of a sentence"
THINK
THOUGHTS
SHOCK
HORRIFIED
THINK
"Period?"
"Yup, girls' number one problem as well as boys"
"You're right; do you think she has it now?"
"I don't think so"
"Dobe, what do you mean?"
"Of course, it means she doesn't have a period"
"I know that, but why do she gets so moody recently"
"Moody? That's bad!"
"I know, she doesn't even use suffixes in calling my name"
"That's the same with me"
"Freak, she NEVER use suffixes on you"
BASTARD
MORON
JERK
"Whatever chicken hair, it's just that I don't like them having period"
"problem with Hinata?"
"yup! She always asks me to do many things for her…"
"… she's also like Sakura, she's craving for mangoes right now…"
"ripe one or the green ones?"
"Green ones… I can't see why do she loves green ones it's so… sour"
"Bad thing"
"Huh? Why?"
"green mangoes are bad for girls on a period yah know?"
"but you said she wasn't having her period"
SCRATCH
THINK
SHOCK
FROWN
SHOCK
SCRATCH
SCRATCH
SMIRK
"what's wrong dobe?"
"uhm, nothing"
SUSPICIOUS
"NEXT TOPIC?"
"next topic is kiss"
"…"
BLUSH
BLUSH
"oh, remembering those nights with her?"
BLUSH
"her voice moaning 'Sasuke-kun''
BLUSH
"your hands traveling on her curves expertly…"
BLUSH
"her struggles in pleasure beneath you?..."
BLUSH
"those love bites you planted in her creamy skin…"
BLUSH
"BOTH your naked body hotly pressed in each other…"
BLUSH
"then she woke up and told you how much she loves NARUTO?"
GLARE
"then you, Sasuke bastard would be left in your house alone…"
1 VEIN POPPING
"no one cares for you and left you starving…"
2 VEINS POPPING
"no one even knows you died…"
3 VEINS POPPING
"you will be buried in a bath tub and let it sail to the river"
4 VEINS POPPING
"when you reach HELL you saw me becoming the Hokage and…"
5 VEINS POPPING
"Sakura and I would be happy living together, forgetting all about you!"
LAUGH
LAUGH
LAUGH
SMACK
WAPAM
BOOGZ
WAMP
DOZZ
POMBA
BALUM
BIZUKA
ZURAGZ
MUTAGZ
RAXSC
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"serves you right dobe!"
"hehe, okay next… pregnancy…"
GULP
"guilty?"
"shut up, dobe!"
"yah know, bastard, Hinata told me about Sakura being pregnant"
SWEAT
GUILTY
"we didn't sleep together, dobe"
SMIRK
"really? Maybe Neji is the father of Sakura's baby"
EYES TWITCHING
"or maybe… Rock Lee"
EEEEEWWW
THICK BROW
"or maybe… Naruto Uzumaki…"
BAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MORON
"okay, I confess we did slept once"
"once? Really?"
"…"
SILENCE
GUILTY
SILENCE
"once… honest!"
"Sasuke bastard, when?"
GLARE
DEATH GLARE
SATAN'S GLARE
"do you really want to know, dobe?"
PERVERT
"why don't you want your best buddy to know"
YUCK
BUDDY?
EEEW
"your not my BEST buddy. Fine. During my birthday last month. Happy?"
SMIRK
VICTORY
V-SIGN
"the truth is Hinata is bugging me to ask you because she thinks something's wrong with Sakura"
"what do you mean?"
"she said Sakura's is not having her period lately and she puke, eats green mangoes, feeling dizzy… etc"
THINK
SMILE
"why you smiling sick bastard!"
"nothing, dobe"
"do you think she's pregnant right now?"
"Hope so"
SMIRK
GRIN
LOOK
HINATA?
SAKURA?
"Hinata-chan, Sakura-chan, what you doing eating in Ichiraku?"
LOOK
HUG
"Naruto-kun, did you find out?"
NOD
SMILE
"that's good, mission accomplish!"
GRIN
SASUKE LOOK
SAKURA STARED BACK
"Sakura, I thought you need to go home and cook dinner"
"Mom and dad are on the mission, so I decided to eat here"
WRAP ARMS AROUND WAIST
KISS CHEEK
SMILE
"YOU OKAY?"
NOD
"That's good"
FROWN
"What's the matter Sakura?"
"Nothing's wrong…"
REMOVE SASUKE'S HAND AROUND HER
FROWN
SCOWL
"So, you're definitely, pregnant"
LOOK
CRY
LOOK
SOB
"I'm sorry… as if you're really pregnant, right?"
NOD
WHAT?
"Oh well, we need to tell your parents about this"
PAUSE
"They know"
SWEAT DROP
They went to their houses and that starts another new story.
END
Boredteenager: Do YOU want ME to WRITE how Sakura became pregnant?