Summary: What is going on in the minds of four people during History of magic…a short look into their heads.
Disclaimer: They are so not mine
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'Ahhh if I have to write one more inch on Goblin rebellions I may just have to hex someone, preferably professor Binns…can you Hex a ghost? Note to self: look up ghost hexing…I don't know what gives everyone the idea that I LIKE to take notes…oh shoot missed that last date, 1845 maybe, yea that makes sense…Stupid Goblins…'
'Oh Merlin look at her, where she gets the energy I'll never know…how the bloody hell can she stand to take all these notes…and enjoy it, I'm having a hard enough time staying awake… she sure is pretty when she's taking notes though…'
'Oww my scar…wait wait…false alarm, just a fly…and now I look like an idiot hitting myself in the forehead…was one that my scar? No that was my imagination…I really am paranoid… but hey just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean Voldemort's not out to get me…right?…I think I'll just take a nap now…'
'Goblins…1845…got it, and I didn't have to write a thing, its all up here…in my head…which is another reason as to why I am far superior to the mudblood, my excellent memory. Reason 438 to be exact. And I don't have ink stains on my fingers…and I am much better looking…did Potter just hit himself in the face? Well I knew he'd go nutters eventually, just a matter of time…wanker…bloody hell did Binns just say the Battle of Bath was 1875 or 1885…stupid scarface…bet he tried to distract me on purpose…bloody wanker…'