What would happen if the Inu and the Fullmetal Boys were one, big CAOTIC FAMILY?

The Family

Pinako: fostermom

Al:12---Ed:13---Inu:14---Kouga:14---Miroku:15---Roy (Mustang):17---Sesshomaru:19

And Their Friends

Shippou:8---Rin:10---Kohaku:11---Kagome:13---Winry:13---Ayame:13.1/2---Sango:14---Riza:16

(Note: Al and Ed are both normal, as well as Kohaku.)

CAOTIC FAMILY

PRANKS AND PUNISHMENTS

"MOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Al was screaming at the top of his lungs

Pinako sighed. "What now?"

"KOUGA, ED AND INU ARE FIGHTING!"

"Again?"

"Yeah. This time Ed and Kouga dyed Inu's ears pink, so now he says he's gonna kill them both."

She looked at Miroku, who was one of the only voices of reason in the house.

"Where's Sesshomaru? I bet he started the idea."

"Not here," Miroku said, "Sesshomaru's babysitting Rin and Kohaku, remember? Sango stayed with Kagome overnight, so he stayed there."

"What about Roy?"

"In the kitchen, helping Riza work the stove. The starter stopped working again."

They can't both be innocent. She thought. Kouga and Ed couldn't think of something like this.

Fifteen minutes later, Inu's ears were bleached back to white, and Ed and Kouga had red bumbs the size of apples on their heads, and extra chores to boot.

"HOW COME HE HAS TO DO LESS?" Kouga was outraged.

"Because he's smaller than you." Pinako replied, wiping the smirk off of Ed's face.

"AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?"

"Ed, if you won't drink milk, you'll only stay that short." Winry said, smiling as she walked over.

"Beautiful Winry,we meet again." Miroku,with his usual poetry,began, but before he could finish..

!WHAM!

"Don't even try it,Miroku." Winry said, returning her wrench to her bag.

"You learned fast, Winry." Sango said, comming up behind her.

"Yeah, one day we won't need Sango's boomerang anymore." Kagome.

"Are you guys gonna eat or not?" Riza and Roy had made lunch.

"Is it edible?" Ed asked sarcasticaly."Did Roy make it?"

"No. I did." Riza

" I'm not hungry. I couldn't eat if I wanted to. I'd rather starve than eat you're nasty foo--"

!BANG!

Riza was shaking, but the gun in her hand was steady (and smoking).

"IF YOU INSULT MY COOKING AGAIN I WON'T MISS, AND YOU'LL BE SHORTER!"