It Wasn't Me
Just a quick spoof on the song It Wasn't Me by Shaggy ft Rayon. Which I do not own by the way. And I don't own Final Fantasy Eight either.
Squall is in normal font.Irvine is in italics.
Rinny Leonheart
It Wasn't Me
Yo', man
Yo'
Open up, man
What do you want, man?
Rinoa just caught me
You let her catch you?
I don't know how I let this happen
With who?
In Quistis' dorm, you know
Man
I don't know what to do
Say it wasn't you
Alright!
Rinny came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping round in Quistis' dorm
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that Quisty had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
How the woman can grant you access to her villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to her pilla'
You better watch your back before Rin turns into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say
Makes a claim and you tell her baby no way
But she caught us on the counter
It wasn't me
Saw us bangin' on the sofa
It wasn't me
I even had her in the shower
It wasn't me
She even caught us on camera
It wasn't me
She saw the marks on my shoulder
It wasn't me
Heard the words that I told her
It wasn't me
Heard the screams getting louder
It wasn't me
She stayed until it was over
Rinny came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping round in Quistis' dorm
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix But she caught us on the counter
Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she packs your gunblade you know you better run fast
It wasn't me
Saw us bangin' on the sofa
It wasn't me
I even had her in the shower
It wasn't me
She even caught us on camera
It wasn't me
She saw the marks on my shoulder
It wasn't me
Heard the words that I told her
It wasn't me
Heard the screams getting louder
It wasn't me
She stayed until it was over
Rinny came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping round in Quistis' dorm
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that Quisty had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing
Rinny came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping round in Quistis' dorm
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that Quisty had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
It wasn't me
It wasn't me
It wasn't me
Well! Whatcha think! Bit silly really. I knowIrvine doesn't sound Jamaican or have that dialect, but it was funny right? He's a player so it fitted into the fic. Considering Squall and Quistis are a no-no, I thought the words went well together.
Let me know your opinion! Thanks for reading!
Rinny Leonheart