KDZ: Put ya hands up, y'all! He's bad, he's cool, and he's BACK! The wise talkin', furry pawed, next Doctor Phil! You guys know who it is… (Winks)
Disclaimer: No…yes, okay no! I don't own it! Jeez!
Recap: Jazz's on a leather couch of some kind, Tucker's…eating devilled eggs? And just WHERE are they? And…who's the furry dude?
Hate me! Kiss me!
Chapter 8: I'm BAAAAAACK!
"Tucker! Did you kill those fools up there?" Jazz said angrily remembering how'd they pushed her down. "Did you get me mariachi band?" Tucker said angrily.
"Don't say ANYTHING about mariachi bands! Don't say ANYTHING!" Jazz said pointing an accusing finger at him, "I say whatever I damn want!" Tucker shouted at her.
"Oh NO you didn't!" Jazz said rolling up her sleeves; this guy was seriously getting on her nerves with his devilled eggs and whatever he comes up with next!
"So? You think you can boss me around just because you let me piggyback on you? Is my fault I missed that pre-school class? NOOOO! I WAS SICK!" Tucker shot back.
"Hmm…you petty humans fight about everything! I'd like a normal patient not like those two nut jobs that were here this morning" the furry pawed guy said angrily.
"Omigod! It's a…bear?" Jazz said staring at it, "No! It's Sylvester the shrink! Sylvester the talking bear! The coolest dude for miles! Not. Bear." Sylvester said angrily.
"So? Who was your patient this morning? Yogi Bear? Winnie the Pooh?" Tucker said laughing, "I never caught their names but they were human, I'll tell ya that" Sylvester told them.
"So? You're like a shrink?" Jazz said interested, "Cool huh?" Sylvester said with a small smile.
"Cool MAJOR!" Jazz squealed happily, Tucker stared at Jazz in disbelief. Is she worshipping…a bear?
"Creepy level 6.9…and rising" Tucker said staring at them shocked, "Will you be my mentor?" Jazz asked him. "Really? But you have to know the electric slide…a Sylvester in training must" Sylvester told her.
"Oh, of course" Jazz said as if it was obvious, "ANYWAYS! I was wondering if you've seen anything out of the ordinary today?" Tucker asked him.
"Nah, Kids keep falling out of the sky into my cave ALL the time…actually since this morning" Sylvester said nodding.
"Um, this is normal?" Tucker said remembering how they had fallen into the cave,
"Since today, Oh wait! And there was also the Lucky Charm Leprechaun, wouldn't stop complaining about those damn kids…but other than that, yeah! Oh…also that girl and that boy…" Sylvester said trying to remember anything distinctive about them.
"Girl and boy? Was one of them wearing dark colors?" Jazz asked him; "The girl…and the boy was wearing this red and white kind a shirt, and jeans," Sylvester told them.
"T-that's them!" Tucker said happily, "Wait-a-minute! My brother came to see a shrink?" Jazz said as her nose crinkled in confusion.
"More or less fell then came to see" Sylvester told them, "Hmm! Interesting…what happened after they fell?" Jazz asked as the puzzle was seriously starting to make sense.
"They were fighting, annoying really" Sylvester said nodding, "I know! God, wouldn't shut up," Tucker said angrily. "You heard them?" Sylvester asked him, "YEAH! And boy, every insult…I died a little inside" Tucker said shaking his head sadly.
"Aw! They're fighting hurt you?" Jazz said shocked that Tucker was so…sensitive!
"Nah, the insults were pathetic!" Tucker said with a snicker remembering the 'Casper' shot…so sad, really.
"Oh" Jazz said remembering her fights with Danny. Oh, did they SUCK!
Flashback…"You…REDHEAD!" Danny yelled at her angrily, "Danny! You couldn't insult your way out of a paper bag!" Jazz shot back at him.
"Yeah well…you…um, actually. But, uh…I HATE YOU!" Danny yelled stalking off, "LO-SER!" Jazz said snickering.
"SHUT UP!" Danny shrieked over his shoulder, "Heh." Jazz said happily, she knew she won…
End of Flashback…"They really did suck didn't they?" Sylvester said laughing, "Who taught them their insults they're grandmas? WAHAHAHAHA!" Tucker said laughing happily.
"Yeah, good thing they lost their memories right? HAHAHAHA!" Sylvester said laughing on the floor, "WAHAHAHA! Wait, what?" Tucker said staring at him shock.
"What?" Jazz said staring at him in disbelief, "What?" Sylvester said staring at them.
"What was the last thing you said?" Tucker asked him, "What?" Sylvester said deep in thought. "Before that" Tucker told him, "HAHAHAHA?" Sylvester laughed wondering if that was it.
"Before that" Tucker said with a sigh, "Good thing they lost their memories right?" Sylvester tried again. "WHAT?" Tucker and Jazz shrieked in horror.
"Good thing they lost their memories right?" Sylvester said again, "When did THAT happen?" Jazz said shocked. "When that crazy girl threw a rock to the guy's head…and the girl was trampled by rocks, funny story actually," Sylvester said laughing.
"How is that funny?" Tucker asked him, hoping to get the joke. "The funny part is that…they both rocked each other with like…rocks…but now that I told that they're lovers now they're rocking each other's world! WAHAHAHAHA!" Sylvester said laughing, "HAHAHA! I don't get it" Tucker muttered sadly. He hadn't gotten the joke.
"That's okay" Sylvester told him, "WHOA! You told them that they're…lovers? I'm not getting this…" Jazz said confused.
"You…no, NO! IT WAS YOU! You put me through all that shit! It was YOU! You're the one that put me through that! I SANG A LOVE SONG TO DASH FOR GODSAKE! DASH!" Tucker sobbed on the floor.
"Hmm…I see your feeling a sort of resentment towards someone" Sylvester said nodding, "Yeah! You!" Tucker said angrily. "I don't see what the problem is with them being together…isn't it quieter?" Sylvester asked him.
"Yea…it's a lot more quieter but that's not the problem the problem is…MR. AND MRS. FENTON!" Tucker said dramatically. "Mom and dad?" Jazz said shocked, "The VERY same! They said that Danny and Sam are NEVER allowed to date and they would be separated if they did something like that and then we couldn't be friends anymore…and it'd be like…awkward" Tucker said sadly.
"Aw…" Jazz said giving Tucker a hug, "So? What are we going to do about it?" Tucker said, as they pulled apart (A/N: It's not TuckerXJazz…unless you want that? It's…weird though, but whatever strikes your fancy I guess…)
"Break 'em up?" Jazz said shrugging, "How about giving them back their memory…" Sylvester murmured. "You can do that?" Jazz said shocked. "You have to put them in like familiar atmosphere I guess, something that they can connect with. Such as they're hometown or something?" Sylvester muttered.
"Amity Park? But that's like light years away…okay, more miles but still…" Jazz said worried, "Then this is what you're going to have to do…" Sylvester said his voice going into whispers…it's for dramatic affect people, DRAMA!
"That's so crazy it just might work" Tucker said with a smirk, "Really? It just sounds stupid" Jazz muttered. "Nah, it'll work…it'll work" Sylvester said laughing.
KDZ: Reply to reviews like usual…
HM-Babe: Yea, I know… I don't know what's with the lacking of DannyXSam, the trip is Tucker's kind of misery kind of thing but then back at Amity Park the story will focus on Danny and Sam! Promise! Thanks, and thanks for the review!
The Sleep warrior: LOL! Thanks for the review:D
Crazyvi: I'm updating, lol! As I told HM-Babe, like the trip focuses on Tucker but when they go back to Amity Park it'll focus on Danny and Sam! Fluffiness galore! Actually, I just hope so! Thanks for the review!
WhereIsYourBoyTonight: You clicked the button without finishing right? That's okay, happens to me all the time! Thanks for the review!
Nort the Nickel Loving Llama Duck67: Lol! Your back! Elmo was never stalking Jazz he just wanted to Jazzercise but when he kept saying: JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ! She assumed he was after HER…nobody got that, because I didn't explain it well enough, plus the whole's story is confusing anyways, lol! Thanks for the review! But, I'll explain what he meant in later chapter when Elmo pops up again!
Casui: Funniest AND most random? LOL! All these compliments just make me ego worse, LOL! Yup, that clown is evil… 'A penny in the Jar' is like if you swear right, some people tell you to put a penny in the jar so you don't do it again. Thanks for the review!
Ginger Guardian Angel: Yea, my story is famous for not making sense! LOL! Actually, My other story "Silent Tears" takes the cake, but now it's this story since I re-wrote "Silent Tears" to make sense! Anyways! Thanks for the review!
Luvdp88: LOL! Sorry it was confusing! Thanks for the review!
KDZ: So, thanks for those reviews maybe I'll make it to 100 one day…If I'm lucky that is! But, I have to go now…Danny Phantom's on! A Halloween special, Ew! Dash just underwear from his…coat? Okay, that's just weird! When you see the episode tell me, which do you think is weirder…that Dash's underwear or that he carries them around in his coat. I'm going for coat, lol! BYEEEE! Remember to review!