Shika tossed and turned in his bed, but could get the feeling that he was soaked. Sitting up he looked around, not really feeling the dent in the bed next to himself. It was far to early for the Nara to be aware of anything.
With a sudden jolt Temari sprang up with a kunai to Shikamaru's throat. Then she realized that it was...
" SHIKAMARU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!" She yelled jumping of the bed and moving to the far wall. 'I DON'T REMEMBER ORDERING A STRIPPER?!? LET ALONE A SEXY NARA STRIPPER!!'
" ..Ughh Troublesome woman. What are you doing in my bed in my apartment?" Shikamaru sat up from the bed yawning and scratching his side.
" YOUR APARTMENT!! THIS IS MINE!" she once again shouted." Temari..stop shouting,it to damn early for this crap.. Make me breakfast." He got up from bed and walked over to the dresser taking out some fresh dry clothes.
" You the fuck do you think you are?" she over to him, glaring a hole into his head. "Get out of my apartment now before I call Naruto-sama on you, you flaky tart." (1)
" You have not changed have you Temari?" Shikamaru questioned. Taking off his sleeping pants leaving himself in only boxers"What do you mean by that!" Her anger rose, she started to make a fist with her hand. Her eyes gleamed with rage.
" You act just like a child, your actions are very foolish and unplanned. You should clam down and look at this situation like civil an adult you are." The strategist said hoping to clam her form doing anything rash...or just plan attacking him.
Temari just stood there soaking in his words and also checking out Shikamaru's body. She placed her right hand on her hip and started to grin.
Shika cocked a brow; Then also grinned himself. " Is there some you like?"
Her hand still on her hip she lean to the side. " Oh Shikamaru, I'm just going to..KICK YOUR ASS OUT OF MY APARTMENT FOR STANDING THERE IN YOUR BOXERS! DO YOU HAVE NO DECENSAE!!!! I'M GOING TO NARUTO-SAMA!" She performed some hand seals and left in a poof of smoke.
"Troublesome damned woman!" Shika swore and she also vanished in a sheet of smoke.
(Naruto's office)
Neji walked into the Hokage's office with a huge stack of papers, this was his usual routine, unless he goes off on a mission or Hinata-sama was away from the Hyuuga compound.
" Naruto-sama I have... Just what the hell are you two doing in here?" Neji examined the scene, Shikamaru was on the floor on his back in his boxers, his hair was out of its usual ponytail now down and sticking out in all directions. Temari who is on Shika's back still in her Kunoichi kimono but it was half off of her left shoulder showing her wrappings for her breasts. Her hand was full of the Nara's hair. While all this fighting was taking place Naruto was siting in his chair with a fox grin plastered on his face.
" Neji-kun so nice of you to join us! Come join the squabble!" exclaimed Naruto as he straitened out some papers.
Hearing his words Temari and Shikamaru both jumped up straiting them selfs out the best they could in the situation.
" Why are you both here?" Neji glared at Shikamaru's appearance, giving him a face as he moved over to Naruto's side.
" Neji-san please don't be rude to are guests!" Naruto said enjoying the scene. " Temari and Shikamaru what bring you hear today?"
Before Shikamaru could speak Temari started her end of the story.
" Well Naruto-sama after you dropped me off, I went strait to my room to bed. Exhausted as I was I saw the bed and fell asleep, and in the morning I found THAT Hentai in my bed." She spat the ending in venom, then glaring at he poor Nara. Who just sighed and rubbed his temple.
" Temari story kinda made sense Shikamaru, you are in your boxers...Now tell me your end of this tale." Naruto shifted in his seat, waiting for the tale to begin.Shika sighed again, then began. " Two day's ago I came here in hope of finding you Naruto-sama to talk about housing as I could not find a place on my own. Up on my arrival I met up with Hinata-sama. She asked me if I need anything and I did, so I told her about my problem. She then told me about your old apartment and gave me the key. Then after Ino and I got all my belongings into the apartment I then went shopping then quickly sleep asleep. Only to find this troublesome woman holding a kunai to my neck upon waking up."
Naruto frown " Hinata-chan gave you a key? to my Apartment?"
" Hai, the day of your meeting with the Kazekage"
Naruto pondered on the thought. 'So thats why she told me he was moving out...'
" Naruto-sama..." Neji started, but was cut off by the Hokage." Neji please." He looked at Shikamaru and Temari and sighed. " It seems that some information was with held from me and now you tow are stuck in this. Sadly that is the only place I can give you both with your current salaries. Unless you want to both share a house together. You have nowhere to go and are forced to live with each other in a cramped apartment."
Temari looked over Shikamaru, who had his eyes closed and looked like he was think very hard. This was all her fault, she had to do something.
" We'll share a house." She stated. Witch left the room under complete utter shock.
Rei: Wow! I Posted a New chapter!
Shikamaru: Your lazier then me you brat.
Rei: ...yes I am sigh in defeat
Temari: Why do I act like a Child...!
Rei: hides
Shikamaru: Review please, she mite post another chapter up faster if you do.